From barny

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I don't get him and I will never pretend too, He's wiser than he acts and far more kind than he pretends to be.
He always manages to surprise me in good new ways.
Sometimes... even Johnstich smells like a smelly hippy tongue

From zamuzel

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This man is full of awesome and can always make me smile. A great friend smile

I'd eat rice pudding off his thighs any day of the week.

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One of my favorite people. If there were more people as honest as Neil the world would be fucked so I'm glad he's a one off.

From sminks

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not actually as scary as he might make himself out to be.. nah.. he's ace really.. all lovely and that x

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All bullshit aside this man is one of the best friends I've made on this site and in real life. He seems to believe that I'm capable of so much more than I ever thought I was and I hope he knows how grateful I am for that.

From theduke

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For a writer this is appalling: I can't put into words how much I love this man! I'll just have to give him hugs, he knows how I feel wink

From sky

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He's the silver medal to my gold: Sure, I might win everytime, but he's a damn good contender. To be honest, I sometimes genuinely fear he might be almost as awesome as I am.
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A friendly and welcoming guy who can make me laugh without really doing anything. Likes to pretend he's a cunt but he's fooling nobody smile

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I have a somewhat complex relationship with this man, punctuated as it is with offensiveness, cockblocking, extraordinary obscenity and broken ribs. At the heart of it though is a fiercely loyal man with a complete dedication to what he feels to be true. He will brook no bullshit from anyone and you may well find yourself disagreeing with him and maybe even wanting to smack him one upside the head, but it certainly won't be due to duplicity on his part. Generous almost to a fault, funny enough to make me wet myself, the kind of man you're always glad to call a friend.

From summer

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Underneath it all he's a big dampy. I'm not sure those were Shakira's exact words..but they are mine.

From mat8drb

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Selfless. Generous. Too polite. But ultimately doesn't fuck around.

This guy has actually changed my life by showing me how it should be lived. You don't often say that about people on the internet.

From qwerty

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Despite the look of his stripy pink and purple jumper, he is not gay. (He made me say this in exchange for sleeping on his floor). Thanks again smile

From sky

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genuine, smart, funny and there's absolutely no one i'm more comfortable being nasty too. a friend i'd happily spend a few more bottles of wine with.
and he always makes sure i'm okay. that's pretty sweet.

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I've never met anyone so bad at being a cunt. I know he tries, but its pathetic really.

So Neil, Heres some advice for you.

Stop being so generous
Stop being such a welcoming host
Stop being so amusing
Stop caring about the well being of those around you.
Stop making an effort to put people at ease when they first attend meets etc

In fact the most cuntish thing about you is the amount you seem to achieve and fit into your life, Im jealous so would you stop it you bastard.
Really, its poor form, its becoming ever more increasingly difficult to hate you!