jimmypheenom

iyes yes i'm alive. just a bit reclusive as of late...

1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with or had sex with?
michael

2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color? cotton bikini's, black

3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
i dont know...depends on what i am into when i die!

4. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a side of reese's pieces and reese's peanut butter cups...might as well have the things i cant have now...

5. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles

6. If you HAD to pick one person on earth who should die, who would it be?
brittany spears

7. The person whose problems you would never want to hear again?
My Ex

8. What is the thing most important to you (physical) about the preferred sex?
The fact that they have penises

9. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
Nope. this is why i dont have many friends...

10. If you could have any super power what would it be? shape shifter

11. Favorite hangover cure?
sleep

12. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
dont know...lose count once i'm drunk...

13. Favorite Song Lyric?
so many...cant choose...

14. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?black

15. If you had to be blind or deaf? deaf...couldnt bear never seeing my daughter again...

16. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
not sure...let me ask myself...

17. Siblings that should go to rehab?
MY WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY JUST ABOUT!

18. Least favorite month?
July

19. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
flowers in the attic

20. Favorite person in the whole world?
lyric jane

21. When's the last time you went on a date?
2 years 6 months ago...

22. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty

23. Fall or spring?
fall

24. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
william tanner...

25. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with? shaneka...hell we've already dont it twice...its familiar...

26. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
home

27. Who is the person or persons you can count on the most? other than myself? darrah or shaneka

28. If you could date any celebrity past or present, time and age who would it be?Bob Dylan

29. What books have you pretended you've read?
none

30. What's a word you would use to describe your life?
chaotic

31. Favorite drinking game?
kings

32. What did you dream last night? i dont remember...must not have been good...

and in such a way it stands written

maybe I should join with you.

i'm tired of this shit. this place. this everything.

maybe...

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Thanks for commenting. I think thats the most I have actually had to say in a long time.

You know, it feels pretty damn good knowing who I am.

So I am definitely going to take the Clutch ticket but I dont think I am going to do the hotel thing.

I will start checking into it now. I might be in chicago, but if not I would kill to go to that.

Thats hot. I will let you know asap.

I hope you feel better...

I could use a few hugs...

And the story of the Sun Also Rises...

It's a Hemingway novel about a group of friends, one of which is a Lady named Brett, who is a little skanky and falls in love easily... Basically, she sleeps with a few different people and causes a lot of drama with her love life.

And I hung out with the man I lost my virginity to this afternoon... after I got off the phone with his best friend (who was my first boyfriend) and... his best friend leaves for Iraq in a week. Very complicated. Lots of different things, but I really related to that character. You should read the book.

I will definitely keep it in mind.

We gotta see clutch together.

I was not too bummed about missing em since I have seen them 3 times this year and 17 times in my life.

i always like this one:

see.

god doesnt want you to join the military.

god just wants you to be able to walk.

It's okay. If they call and you have a good opportunity, let them know you were referred by Sarah Zamenski. The last name is pronounced just like it's spelled: Za-MEN-ski.

okay, now WHEN is it again, and where?

you'll hafta forgive me, brotha... i haven't been myself lately.

it wasn't me, it was the one armed man!!!



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yeah, it's not right, so i'm quietly getting a new job lined up and getting my personal affects out of my office... i have morals, so i'm not going to screw him the way he screwed me, i could throw all of his files in the dumpster and start stealing away his customers, but i'm not the asshole he is... i'd prefer to have a job through all of this so i refuse to go nuts in front of him or anyone else there... the worst part is that i can't even tell the girls that work for me, that i'm leaving on the first train out... i hated the corporate bull shit anyway, just sucks that it went down like this

haha thank you! omg! my fantasy was for you to stick your finger in my eye too! what are the odds...

I love that joke.

poor achey pheenom.

seduced by the lure of the tequila wench then dropped off before the border . . . .

you. are. so. drunk.

well its not like you email me anymore punk!

no

my hands are clean, do you wipe your asshole with your bare hand? you do dont you?! its okay, you're still hot...shit-hand

no...its my cigarette...no spitting on it!

sorry i couldnt show.

i lost my bag on friday night and got screwed in the ID department.

i did drink way too much rum and cider on sat though.

i am just now able to have sugar again. the last four days have been so nauseous.

good luck on your knee. i know how much that bullshit sucks homes.

Thanks! Good to meet you too, glad you had a good time. I'm usually up at necto on fridays or mondays with a bit smaller group of people if you ever want to go back.