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You know you're a hopeless geek when the highlight of your day is writing this:


#include <stdlib.h>

int main() {
int memory = 1000000000;
char *chomper;
printf("Eating %d bytes of precious memory\n",memory);
chomper = malloc(memory);
char *food;
food = malloc(40000 * sizeof(char));
int c;
for (c = 0; c < 10000; c++) {
strcat(food,"FOOD");
}
while(sizeof(chomper) < memory) {
strcat(chomper,food);
}
sleep(30);
}



In case...
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mistersatan:
Don't die!
throttlebitch:
When are we going to play pool again? Some place with a decent table though...
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Finally got my wisdom teeth out a couple weeks ago after a month of pain and waiting only to now have a bone spicule tearing up my tongue. Is it really too much to ask to be able to eat a meal without requiring vicodin? Seriously, it's been 2 fucking months since I could enjoy a pain-free meal.


On a brighter note, I'm leaving for...
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obd:
happy travels
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joss:
Twitter still not updated.

jeremy:
busy sucking monkey nuts

joss:
Oh, baby, such vivid imagery

jeremy
I should write childrens' books

joss
No.

jeremy:
but they like vivid imagery

joss:
Not about animal genitalia

jeremy:
it helps them learn good

joss:
...

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mistersatan:
Hey, at least it's not bathtub cheese.
melladoree:
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Fucking work drama. One of my guys who's been with us for damn near 10 years is quitting. That means I have to steal one of the best guys from the support team to fill the void. That makes me very unpopular with those guys. At least the guy I'm promoting is happy...for now!
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elisabeth:
Thanks. smile

And your wedding photos are lovely. You two looked amazing. Congratulations! (I saw them on Facebook.)
kirin_ka:
Thanks, man.
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So it's Wednesday and I've already worked 40 hours this week.

I have to fly to LA in the morning for a good 12 hour day tomorrow and another 16 starting Friday at 8pm.

I need a fucking vacation...April can't come soon enough.


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unravled:


Woo! Twelve hour drive!
mistersatan:
Well, you got me there.
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mistersatan:
Hey, as long as you like it, what does the CHP matter?
mistersatan:
Thanks. I'm actually surprised at how much shit I've managed to cram inside my head in the past nine months.

It's like giving birth... only in reverse!!!
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The tiny one-stall bathroom in my new office has 6 coat hooks...
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requiem:
Glad to see your near religious dedication to updating your journal hasn't waned...
requiem:
I wonder how many days are left until Christmas...
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Hey look, my location changed!

Had I really not posted in 7 months? Holy crapsicles.
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gangstaswan:
Now it says the city. Earlier it only said California.
obd:
Congratulations on the new house. I didn't realize you could get crapsicles blessed.