From pheme

he keeps a poo breaker upper stick in his bathroom and that's means he's A-OK in my book

From leandra

What a lovely guy, always sweet and funny, keeping my spirits up and always making me feel good. I'm sure he has some fault somewhere though HAH!

This man rocks! Funny, intelligent, slightly daft in a sweet way. He is the reason I shall sign a peace treaty with Yankee fans....

From tos

From one cat lover to another: My hat's off to you bro...all the best!

From xalicex

funny funny guy, genuine, lovely, and he gonna be a famous comedian one day!

This man and I met in a bar. We were making intense eye contact and he sneezed. I went over to him and offered my armani handkerchief. We struck up the most obscene, lewd conversation two people have ever had. It was so raunchy people around us were throwing up a little in their mouths. It was like love at first site. This is when I hated to break it to him, I had a love. As he was about to ask me if he could buy me another drink my love rolled up in his wheelchair. It was the angry ape, Jay's arch nemesis. This is when he took the drink he bought me, set it on fire, and threw it in my face. I left my one legged lover the next day and ran to Jay's arms. To this day, he still pokes at the burn scars on my face as a way to say "I've loved you since the first time we met."

A very kind and endearing soul--it is truly my pleasure to have made JayRAtch's acquaintance. Remember his name now, because this comedic genius is going to be famous someday. smile

i got a letter from the government the other day...i opened and read it...it said they were SUCKERS!!!

it then went on to say how fucking much Jay rocks. normally i dont believe anything the government says. but i know that jay is the shiznit...so i would have to agree.

A truly honest to good person. Who thinks of others and gives so much of his heart to others its amazing.A true friend to the end no matter what!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and If you dont like It I'll kick a your ass. biggrin