Well, i got promoted today. You're now looking at a low level manager of a sandwhich shop. I didn't really get the raise that i wanted, but i'm not about to turn it down...so we'll see how it goes. Luckily, i managed (no pun intended) to get promoted 3 times in a shade under 6 months, so hopefully i can keep climbing the ladder into...
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My mustache is gone. 
But never fear, it has vowed to return when the world once again calls for it's help. Until then, the world is a little colder place. For my upper lip.
The Redhead and i are officially Official. Well, TommyPants and MiniMeaney , the child and Dag of Meaney and MrsMeaney still need to approve, but it's just a matter of time....
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But never fear, it has vowed to return when the world once again calls for it's help. Until then, the world is a little colder place. For my upper lip.
The Redhead and i are officially Official. Well, TommyPants and MiniMeaney , the child and Dag of Meaney and MrsMeaney still need to approve, but it's just a matter of time....
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meaney:
you smart people... and your "books."
there... now you have two comments.
send us pictures of you and the MISSUS so we can get a feel for her and what not.
take care bro.
there... now you have two comments.
send us pictures of you and the MISSUS so we can get a feel for her and what not.
take care bro.
terrakotta:
Watch out for them redheads 
Jakeypooh is just as cuddley, but now with 10% less fat!
But are you less filling?
Jakeypooh is just as cuddley, but now with 10% less fat!
But are you less filling?
My mustache is still flowing and gorgeous.
I'm helping my mom move to colorado...she move's at the end of the month!
I met a pretty awesome Redhead through a friend of a friend. She's beautiful, an english major, likes Stephen King, and watches Arrested Development with me. I'm a fan of hers. Things aren't "Official" or anything, but i'm going to move in for the...
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I'm helping my mom move to colorado...she move's at the end of the month!
I met a pretty awesome Redhead through a friend of a friend. She's beautiful, an english major, likes Stephen King, and watches Arrested Development with me. I'm a fan of hers. Things aren't "Official" or anything, but i'm going to move in for the...
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meaney:
stephen king and english major=oxymoron
caution.
caution.
meaney:
the girlfriend know you're a member on this here porn web?
I grew a mustache. Purley for the humor value. As you can see, i'm bored. But it is gorgeous.
I missed when Lioness visited...and i feel bad! She's awesome and i miss her..but that just means she'll have more reason to Vigit next time.
I got promoted at work. again. Moving up the corporate ladder $1.00 at a time.
Last week, my mother was asked...
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I missed when Lioness visited...and i feel bad! She's awesome and i miss her..but that just means she'll have more reason to Vigit next time.
I got promoted at work. again. Moving up the corporate ladder $1.00 at a time.
Last week, my mother was asked...
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meaney:
jakey pepper's lonely...
jakey pepper's lonely...
jakey pepper's lonely heart's... club...
da....
jakey pepper's lonely...
jakey pepper's lonely heart's... club...
da....
in case you wondered if my friends and i were nerds or not....here's conclusive proof. I come in at the end, on the ONLY SINGLE occasion i've EVER worn a hat other than backwards or forwards. Enjoy. I'm "Jake C". Batman Begins was awesome.
I digress.
I Vigited Meaney, andMrsMeaney...not to mention MrsMeaney's Gorgeous friend louise this weekend when we all got...
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I digress.
I Vigited Meaney, andMrsMeaney...not to mention MrsMeaney's Gorgeous friend louise this weekend when we all got...
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mrsmeaney:
Louise's breath probably smelled like vomit anyway. 
Although if anyone is going to make puking look hot, it would be Louise.
My sister is DYING over this picture..
Although if anyone is going to make puking look hot, it would be Louise.
My sister is DYING over this picture..
mrsmeaney:
Also. That video really made me want to come visit you. Seriously. i want to drink and argue all night!!
Ollie makes me laugh. A lot.
that is all.
10 Days till the Smoking Popes!
that is all. for real this time...
until next time.
P.S. I just say Methadone and Mustard Plug, and it was pretty sweet. you can't beat a skankfest.
and i'm not talking about the kind you find in sorority houses.
anywho
the REVEREND HORTON HEAT is coming into town the...
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that is all.
10 Days till the Smoking Popes!
that is all. for real this time...
until next time.
P.S. I just say Methadone and Mustard Plug, and it was pretty sweet. you can't beat a skankfest.
and i'm not talking about the kind you find in sorority houses.
anywho
the REVEREND HORTON HEAT is coming into town the...
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meaney:
i need you around....
terrakotta:
Dude, wasn't the midwest completely buried under fifty thousand feet of snow? Are you tunneling out? Yes I know the storm was last month, but I'm a slow learner
Hello! Sorry about the absense latley. I've been working alot. Between work, having MrsMeaney breaking my monitor (I keed) and the Birthday celebrations this week, it's been hectic.
Yes, that was a plug for my birthday. I have no shame.
Buy me something sweet. i could go for a new car or plane tickets to somewhere warm...surprise me!
Yes, that was a plug for my birthday. I have no shame.
Buy me something sweet. i could go for a new car or plane tickets to somewhere warm...surprise me!
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incorrigible:
i got you a birthday present. and then i drank it all.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
mrsmeaney:
I love how you still haven't changed your Beatles picture.
I think you secretly want to BE a Beatle.
Cannot wait to see you in 10 days. After the show, let's come back to the apartment and have a jam session in the living room. Like the good ol days in Macomb. I'll even throw an aerosol can around, just for the hell of it.
Hope you had a good birthday. I'll take your absense of a drunk-dial as a good sign.
I think you secretly want to BE a Beatle.
Cannot wait to see you in 10 days. After the show, let's come back to the apartment and have a jam session in the living room. Like the good ol days in Macomb. I'll even throw an aerosol can around, just for the hell of it.
Hope you had a good birthday. I'll take your absense of a drunk-dial as a good sign.
Today was crazy man.
So first off, after braving the illinois winter frigidness while scraping my car, i proceeded to contemplate driving to the hospital this morning instead of work, based on the fact that i was about 86% sure my hands had gotten frostbite after mere minutes in the cold with no gloves. Seriously winter, fuck off.
Rex grossman can also eat a big...
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So first off, after braving the illinois winter frigidness while scraping my car, i proceeded to contemplate driving to the hospital this morning instead of work, based on the fact that i was about 86% sure my hands had gotten frostbite after mere minutes in the cold with no gloves. Seriously winter, fuck off.
Rex grossman can also eat a big...
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_panda_:
I love dipping my french fries in my chocolate shake.
meaney:
what a great journal entry.
a highlight: "she'll order another chocolate shake with a side of my phone number"
awesome.
a mistake: "roomate"
you're missing an M.
BooYah!
a highlight: "she'll order another chocolate shake with a side of my phone number"
awesome.
a mistake: "roomate"
you're missing an M.
BooYah!
I got a raise and a promotion the other day. i'm moving up fast in the sandwhich industry. In a matter of weeks, i'll be grossing a phenominal $8.oo an hour. And my dad said college wouldn't pay off.
Actually, you know, it is a good thing. And i guess they maybe want to get me in the manager trainee program. I don't mind becoming...
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mrsmeaney:
BAHAHAHAHA you're getting Beatles recommendations!!!
I'm happy for your promotion. Maybe now you can give Tommy REAL presents instead of your grungy hand-me-down teddy bears.
Just kidding. We love Willem.
Anyway, this girl better be something special. If I disapprove, you're out of the godfather race.
I'm happy for your promotion. Maybe now you can give Tommy REAL presents instead of your grungy hand-me-down teddy bears.
Just kidding. We love Willem.
Anyway, this girl better be something special. If I disapprove, you're out of the godfather race.
mrsmeaney:
i love you jake.
that is all.
that is all.
I'm vigiting the Meaney's today! Mr, Mrs, Mini, and baby. It should be fun. I'll score some free movies that uncle sam doesn't need to know about. I'll bring my guitar as well, so Meaney and i can write songs that will sucessfully rock your socks off. All in all, it will be a good day. I'm even attempting to grow an absurd mustache so...
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meaney:
you brought your guitar?
sorry we were so busy with all that other important stuff.
sorry we were so busy with all that other important stuff.
mrsmeaney:
Sorry, Jake. No pocket vagina. The party was strictly dick. Or strictly dildo.
However...you DO have a birthday coming up.
However...you DO have a birthday coming up.
Went to visit Meaney and MrsMeaney and family. That was a frigging blast. I don't know anyone else in the whole world that can cause so much fun. They're like... it's just magical. I love them so much- especially Meaney. He's so smart and handsome and talented.. I want to be Meaney. Then I could be a father to his child and a loving husband...
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jakeypooh:
Enough of this hippie propaganda! I HATE the beatles, and mustaches and...paul in particular. And i only had a mop top beacuse i was trying to grow long hair, and i have a white-man-fro. This has gone too far. This is how another member of the band dies people..just keep pushing me. Now...is ringo still alive? not for very long... 
I'll come down to get you high
And maybe sing you a lullabye
Sing you to sleep - a sleep you'll never wake from
Sing you to coma so to speak
When I fall down I'll fall apart
Trade in my bike for a shopping cart
and beg change from a world that needs some
like I need someone
So where are you my little...
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And maybe sing you a lullabye
Sing you to sleep - a sleep you'll never wake from
Sing you to coma so to speak
When I fall down I'll fall apart
Trade in my bike for a shopping cart
and beg change from a world that needs some
like I need someone
So where are you my little...
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adalynn:
i don't wanna hear anymore of that!!
how many times does a girl have to invite you over before you take her up on the invitation????!!!
i'm on my christmas break.........................huh, huh??!!!
xoxoxo a
Oh, and Happy Fuckin' New Year!
how many times does a girl have to invite you over before you take her up on the invitation????!!!
i'm on my christmas break.........................huh, huh??!!!
xoxoxo a
Oh, and Happy Fuckin' New Year!
beckyjane:
You get some good drugs too??
way to kick some sandwich ass, dear. more success will follow!