Really glad the weather has finally cooled down a bit. I love winter in Tel Aviv, and I can't wait for it get here. Life is generally pretty at the moment. I've been at the new job for a while and I can't believe I actually get paid for this. It's the first time in a long time that I have a job that I...
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I had my last interview today for the writing job. I didn't have any reason be nervous but I was anyway. It's basically my dream job, so I was shit scared something would go wrong at the last minute, but it didn't. They offered me the pay I wanted, the volume of work is very comfortable (less than I'm doing now), and I even like...
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bastet:
Hello, greetings from Mxico!!
XOXO
XOXO
yourself:
Hay Bastet... que andas haciendo por aqui de metiche??? hahahaha 
Bro... noted... literally and metaphorically....
.... Haifa next weekend??
Bro... noted... literally and metaphorically....
.... Haifa next weekend??I just applied for a job as a writer at a car magazine. My roommate had found the job, without knowing it was car related. When he found out what it was he was he told them about me, and they asked him to have me send in a CV. Unless they're going to offer to pay me in actual peanuts, I'm pretty much ready...
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yourself:
Not only penguins, goddamn arsim... the middle eastern version of chavs... moronic, short-fused temper, pack mentality and behavior in order to feel like they each own a pair of testicles... it should be legal to hunt them for sport....
makeupandsin:
Congrats, that's awesome.
Well, Rosh Hashana passed by as a kind of blur. I was rather drunk for most of the four days I had off.
The girl I was seeing told me she didn't want to see me anymore. It was fairly out of the blue and she didn't really give me a reason, so it took a little while to sink in. It's things like this...
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The girl I was seeing told me she didn't want to see me anymore. It was fairly out of the blue and she didn't really give me a reason, so it took a little while to sink in. It's things like this...
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schweitz:
when did you get a haircut!
noahzark:
Sorry to hear about the girl. That shit always sucks man.
I am going to go to Netanya today and try to make a bunch of weird sculptures and wheat pastes for Yom kippur so we can walk around and liquid nails a bunch of shit to the city.
I got this idea when I was back home and I dont see how gluing shit to public property wont make you feel better, plus next week..... Jerky.
I dont have a lot but its fucking delicious.
Also i got some hot sauce but most of them are just retarded fiery.
But we'll see how it goes, maybe we can get some one drunk enough to eat the hottest fucking sauce.
Anywho......take it easy man.
I am going to go to Netanya today and try to make a bunch of weird sculptures and wheat pastes for Yom kippur so we can walk around and liquid nails a bunch of shit to the city.
I got this idea when I was back home and I dont see how gluing shit to public property wont make you feel better, plus next week..... Jerky.
I dont have a lot but its fucking delicious.
Also i got some hot sauce but most of them are just retarded fiery.
But we'll see how it goes, maybe we can get some one drunk enough to eat the hottest fucking sauce.
Anywho......take it easy man.
Shana tova
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I randomly got a 500 NIS bonus at work today, which I in no way deserve, since I spend most of my time in the office watching dumb shit on youtube. I'm at work right now, in fact. So, I will take this money and go get drunk tonight. More updates after I take care of my hangover.
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noahzark:
HOLY SHIT!
When did you go to the moon?
When did you go to the moon?
makeupandsin:
Thanks.
It is still way too hot here. Life, or at least mine, has pretty much ground to a halt until it's cooled off enough to go outside. I really have been spending all of my free time sitting in front of a fan and drinking water, not fun. On the subject of things that are frustrating and not nearly as much fun as they should...
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hisa:
I thought of a great way for you to cool down!
Did that package ever get there?
Did that package ever get there?
yourself:
Dude... this weekend??
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inglis:
I'm innocent, I promise 
pogoe:
I know what you mean, I love that store! you ever gonna visit columbus again? lol
Well, my life may suck, but I can't be sad during shark week. Happy shark week everybody.
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yourself:
At least you are not Schweitz
noahzark:
Man oh man. That burger was fucking fantastic. I am trying to bring back as much Hatch Chile as possible but its difficult. I need to bring back the fresh roasted shit. Then we bbq and make some legit burgers out there.
And just to make you miss the states a little more.....
And just to make you miss the states a little more.....
So, last night I was sitting in my room and I heard three gunshots in the street outside my building, followed by a fourth that sounded different; I was thinking it might be return fire from a different weapon. I went to the front of the apartment and my roommate was out on the balcony. I asked her what was happening and said that she...
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hisa:
Thats nuts. But I'm glad they're not murdering people on Allenby.
yourself:
WTF?!?!?!?!
hisa:
That sheckle has a lightning whip. Bomb ass.
there... hate me...
This job maybe pretty bad ass but the bureaucracy related to it, the taxes and banking stuff will come along to groin kick you eventually. There are plenty of things to hate.
Just don't give up hope.