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The kid is back.

I just spent a week in Braxton County, West Virginia (y'all).

Helped my sister move all of her copious amounts of crap out of her house down there that she's giving up (ie, losing to foreclosure).

I say good riddance overall. The property was beautifulish but the house was kinda cardboardy, although pretty big. It wouldn't have lasted...
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xanippi:
look to it man.
West Virginia is so fucking ghetto.
ampersandwich:
errr, seems you still have your sg sub, doood!

hope you havent turned into a Ridge Runner hiccuping away


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this shit kills me... (audio)

hey if somebody knows a better place to host files free please let me know.
ampersandwich:
hope your dad will be ok....

mom is totally good !

ampersandwich:
the roller derby roooocked!
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I should've been alarmed but I wasn't. Maggie was getting more and more tweaked by the minuite, but for some reason it was as though our emotional states were developing in a kind of inverse relation to one another. I felt calm.

It was definitely a tablecloth that was coming out of my right ear. You don't really see that red and...
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keith:
I meant "bad brains" as in "people whose brains are defective." tongue

MAKES ME SAD: Republicans, religious nuts, new agers, believers, and other anti-scientific, deeply misguided people. Bad music, bad politics, and bad brains, basically.

xanippi:
oh no, i added that pitchfork quote to hopefully start some lauren hill controversy. I was thinking, "I shouldn't add that about lauren hill, oh what the hell, lets piss some people off."

You make me laugh. More wasted posts, i command you. kiss kiss
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Oh yeah. I kinda hate myself sometimes. I'm not sure this is one of those times, but it just may be. Or maybe not. I suppose that would be up to me. Don't you believe a word.
ampersandwich:
eh?
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"I'm dumb hot-
I'll wreck you and your young flock.
Keep the gun cocked,
represent one block..."


Alright this one is easy. First person to ID the writer of these momentous words gets a cookie.


New York is red hot...


actually its not really all that bad.


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so. fucking. hot.

thats right people, I'm talking about the weather. Oh so bloody lord have mercy please kill me put me out of this misery hot. Real Hot.

I've only lived in NYC like 29 years or so. How is it that I'm still suprised every freaking year how damn hot and gross it gets in the summer? And its not...
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ampersandwich:
nothings hotter & nastier smellin' then the fine subways of this fine city - at least by august when the concrete walls have trapped all the air in there.

who doesnt love a zombie? I hope your friend appreciated the hard work & effort!


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howdypardner:
Hot there? Hun it's already hittin 3 digits here!
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Alright, so the kid can't keep a jornal so good. Life isn't a contest, you know.

Here, crunch on this before it gets soggy...

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When we last saw... Oh Crap I can't remember the main character's name. The story is like two journal entries ago and I can't see it from this screen. Has technology aided the human creative spirit...
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ampersandwich:
youre very right - we SHOULD start a forum...."sicko freaks for overalls"...

dont talk about that upper button so calously! you tease!!

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tafkasp:

JacobRock said:

theSpotlessMind said:
And now, if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to flog the dolphin to my newly signed Loni Anderson poster.



I now have a significant contender for new favorite masturbatory euphamism. The currently reigning champ is "roughing up the suspect." Off topic, sorry, but you never know when/where you'll find these jems.



"Flogging the dolphin" is one I've heard from way back so I can't take any credit for that.

But when election season rolls around, I'm usually off "polling the electorate" biggrin (now that one I'm quite proud of)

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I'll be getting back to that story, promise (to myself, I s'pose)
meanwhile, a poem dug from deep in the Jake Rock crates. Wrote it about 10 years ago, the only time I ever worked in a retail type situation.

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Oh Lord, So Bored

Oh Lord, so bored.
Unneeded, intellect is stored
Inside my gourd in deep recesses.
No more cognative excesses,
No...
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ampersandwich:
dude, it's TOTALLY Freddy's!

I saw it in Time Out - but convincing her on a 2nd date will be a bit tough a) she lives (um, hey so do I!) in manhattan, b) she's a bit shy. I can work on the shy part someday, but not on date #2.

I totally want to attended tho - is it every Wednesday night?

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ampersandwich:
ya know, you gave me lots of good reasons to visit - id love to go on out to freddy's.

on a 2nd date im gonna keep it more intimate, but future dates I can do things with others - shit, I dont want anyone to steal away this hottie!

smile


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"Huh?" I said, leaning around the back of the TV fiddling with the wires. I was trying to find out if the Intellivison console we had picked up at the stoop sale around the corner was functional or not. I was salivating at thought of the possibilities.

"Dnewwiezellitorat?" came Maggie's reply. That really didn't make sense, I thought to myself.

"What did you...
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howdypardner:
Holy shit you expect me to read all that right now, i'll come back later hun. . .
howdypardner:
ok so i finally read your snipet of a story and it's enjoyable. I get kinda pissed though because i want to try and pronounce the unpronounable slurrs. I'm kinda an auido person. Thanks for the comment hun. And yes I too know how depressing it is when you have no friends on the friends list....i felt your pain.

now for the questions, which were good btw
1. sadly the most violent thing i've done was throw a high heel across the room in a fit of rage and puncture a hole in the closet door....which i then put up a poster to cover so i wouldn't get in throuble. I also have kicked a hole in a wall once which my dad made me write i was a very bad girl when i did this, lame.
2. my favorite dish of all time would have to be my home made lasagna, fucking awesome
3. i quit eating tootsie pops long ago so i'll just go with 69 licks
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For one, I'd have a damn picture of myself if it wasn't for the scabies. Two, I need a job. Three is something special that I can't talk about publicly, only with my tarrot reader. Four... well four is shy and only comes out if you sing beatles songs (preferably ballads) quietly, but not too quietly, and also you gotta melt some...
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marybee:
huh? confused
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Wow, I guess I have a very blue tongue when I'm drunk...
howdypardner:
blue tongue from what excatly???? I'm all intrigued now!smilekiss
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Aiight. somebody said make a journal. Fuck it, why not.

it six o five steppin to tha AM.

Saw Horton Heat and Murphy's (Muhthafukkin) Law at Webster Hall tonight. Gotta say, good show, but kindof a Shit Sandwich. Not really familiar with "Supersuckers," but after enduring them for like 29 hours or some shit like that, I am definitely not regreting that. Is there...
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tracyramone:
i wanted to go to that show frown