jp

See my rhymes are the type of fly rhymes
That can only get down with my crew
And if you try to take lines or bite rhymes
We'll show you how the refugees do.

what is reunion weekend?
and happy fucking bithday fucker

Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

new phone number??????

HELLOOO!!!????

Then stop stalking me or I'll enforce the restraining order, Jeff! Gah!!!

I leave these kids alone for ONE godamn minute, and I swear....

Well, enjoy your time at the beach, and come back with some fun pics and stories! I love Jeff-Mark debauchery stories! But, no sleeping under any vehicles, got it?

And...thank you for your sweetness...I have a feeling the kind of trouble you're talking about, is the good kind. You surely know how to make a girl feel like a princess.

Dude, i dunno what happened to me this weekend/last week, but i'm fucking WHOOPED! Been working around the house quite a bit (finished the bathrooms - thye look killer), and been running the last two days, but GODDAMN, i'm fucking tired as hell. I, literally, could not get out of bed today for like an hour and a half. That's sooooo not my style. Hope this shit, whatever it is, passes before this weekend, which is sure to be a hoot. What time do you think you'll be here Thursday?

Didn't get the tunes you mailed. Think the server here won't send/recieve anything over 10k....

Boogs...

PS

Dusty is still the hottest SG evah....

You fo'got! I'm a ninja muthafucka!

Umm, you can pretty much "ditto" the above comment...

I've written so much, my fingers are, litterally, chapped and cracking....
Just got off work 0100... Weeeeee...
Feel like I'm learning karate the Miagi way... I better fucking save the world after going through all this shit.

Thanks for the valentine wishes...and the emails, you always keep me in stitches...

Be good this weekend...and enjoy the race...the NASCAR race...Daytona? right? you know what I'm talking about, right? awww...pfooy!

Sorry I couldn't return your call. Working my ass off. Just got home and had to do some "arts and crafts" bullshit. I'm fucking beat. I'll try to call you tomorrow, man.

I'm good...hangin in, you know...I'll drop you an email and catch you up...take care and have a great weekend!

Aye I remember havin' illusions o' grandeur o' fightin' on t' high seas... But now-a-days all we do, be go and fight those brown land lubbers up high in t' desert. That's no place for a jack tar! Arrr, and aye, it be true, t' scurvy dogs off t' coast o' somalia didn't even have a jolly rogers. Losers.

Sept. 19th is Talk Like a Pirate Day... Get prepared with these pick -up lines...

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin, Im 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is

1. Prepare to be boarded!

Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't)
They dont call me Long John because my head is so big.

Youre drinking a Salty Dog? Howd you like to try the real thing?

Wanna shiver me timbers?

Ive sailed the seven seas, and youre the sleekest schooner Ive ever sighted.

Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? Oh, wait. Thats for Talk Like a PARROT Day.

Thats the finest pirate booty Ive ever laid eyes on.

Let's get together and haul some keel.

Thats some treasure chest youve got there.

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand ...

10. What are YOU doing here?

9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)

8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!

7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"

6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!

5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"

4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!

2. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

1. You. Pants Off. Now!

Oh yeah... I'll pay your entrance fee in return for one white Kenneth Cole buttondown...

arrr, prepare to be pulndered!

[Edited on Jan 06, 2006 3:34AM]

Mine too... But only to me... I can see yours still...
Wanna go offshore fishing tomorrow? GImme a call when you get off work, fool!

nothing yet - maybe today or tomorrow - my days off are keeping me from getting my ink!

hey you! it's been a long time, how in the heck are ya?

what's up man?! did you guys enjoy your Halloween? tell me, tell me...haha, so i realized that i fucked up with my last entry to you, we so watched Tromeo and Juliet right, not shawn of the dead...carrie and mark hated me after that night. lol