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Dude... I'm so stoked and ready to get out of here. LOL! I have been home like 5 days and I am already bored. I need to have my fucking head checked. What are we doing Friday night? I think the plane leaves pretty early Saturday and I can't show up there looking like spilt fuck, so... Guess we'll see wassup. I'll give you a call later today, homey!

I hate Georgia and all of the fucks at FLETC.....Animals...

Yeah, I remember. I just saw her on a magazine cover in Cartagena and got all nostalgiac... She's a 10, no doubt.

I am in ATL, should be home around 2100. What a fuckin' trip. I'm beat.

Should've payed attention in Spanish class.

Mooooooo.

Just so you know, Obama leads McCain 6 to 1 in campaign contributions from active duty troops. So I guess you should tell your brothers to say mooooo as well.

So you'd rather throw a couple thousand more lives at pointless nation-building exercises in regions where we don't require an ongoing military presence to promote hegemony and stability?

Moo. I'd rather be bovine than a complete dunce. At least I'd have four stomachs.

Sup?

For old time's sake (from me to you, surprisingly, thought it was the other way around).

The Memo:

DEC 01, 2002 05:49 PM

Oh, you didn't get the memo at work the other day? Well let me read it to you....

To all my girls:
1. Don't waste my time
2. Don't tease me
3. We will fuck with no strings attached
4. Don't call - Be called (but always call to keep you fresh in my mind)
5. There will be no drama
6. Never leave a man with blue balls
7. No conspiring
8. No stalking
And most importantly:
9. DO NOT GET COMFORTABLE BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT YOU TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND!


Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

I often find myself inexplicably drawn to click the "end friendship" button on a lot of peoples pages, just to see what happens. Do you suffer from this urge?

Should be home the first week of October. I feel really conflicted about it, to tell you the truth. I love it here, but this trip has been a fucking nut-roll. Besides that, I totally bit off more than I could chew signing up for another semester of school. This shit is driving me fucking insane. Should have learned my lesson after the first time. Anyway... Yeah. good times. Self-inflicted stress is the worst. lol.

Cribs (military edition):

Talked to Kieran yesterday; what a cool guy he is. He said he had been meaning to contact you about an apartment rental or something like that, but had been swamped. I have some dudes cruising up here from there tomorrow, but it was nothing he could really assist me with, seeing as it was not out of his office. Meh...

What has been going on?

Sign in to Adium!

Ummm.... We won (and by "we," I don't mean us gringos)...




I'm so proud of these motherfuckers, I can't even explain... They are fucking hard as nails and kicked MAJOR ass...

Huuuy.... Metro-fights... Never a good investment.

Wanna see something that will make your blood boil, make you cringe, and make you fucking hate pussies?


Man stabs woman to death in broad daylight while chikenshit onlookers film it, offering no asistance, and the brave ones offer little more than the occasional, weak, and ineffective kick to this fucking pathetic, piece of shit, psychopath until he has stabbed her more than 70 times....

**Disclaimer** This is one of those things that you can't "un-see" and it has stuck with me all day. Fuel for the fire, but it will make you go insane with rage for the people not helping this poor lady...