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A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Governmentium. Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These 311 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles...
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jedichris27:
GO FRIDAY
jedichris27:
I know I know..."Mom" is coming..... 
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs, to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and in...
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nikonphoto80:
Well it doesnt take beer to get me to have sex LOL all you have to do is ask hehehehehehehehehehe. 
shawndaddy:
Are you really surprised that I (mr. negative, touchy, no self-esteem man) defended myself against that? 
I don't really have anything to say so I will leave you all with this...
IN HEAT!!!
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the...
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IN HEAT!!!
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the...
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tarragon:
It was good to meet you too and Shawn was a wonderful and gracious host.
voxless:
Hmmm, did I get lucky? I plead the 5th
Life is crazy busy, but good right now. I have an odd balance of stressing all day and decompressing at night going on right now.
How's things with you? Hope you're keeping those boys at work in check.
Life is crazy busy, but good right now. I have an odd balance of stressing all day and decompressing at night going on right now.
How's things with you? Hope you're keeping those boys at work in check.
Well another weekend past and now I am back at work - oh goodie goodie. The weekend was fairly uneventful. I went to see a friends band play and stayed over at my cousins out near Palm Springs then headed home Saturday - Went to a movie with my son and then to bed early (fell asleep on the couch about 8:30 on a saturday...
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nikonphoto80:
So what kind of music does your friends band play?
What was the first movie you went to see?
I havent been to church in a long time, I think I might of went one time in the last 2 years and that was to the yearly meeting on the hill, which is on a grave yard and they have been doing it for 100 years.
What was the first movie you went to see?
I havent been to church in a long time, I think I might of went one time in the last 2 years and that was to the yearly meeting on the hill, which is on a grave yard and they have been doing it for 100 years.
nikonphoto80:
Did you know before you went that it wasnt going to be a good movie for him to see?
Sounds like there were some pretty good bands there.
My weekend sucked.
Sounds like there were some pretty good bands there.
My weekend sucked.
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nikonphoto80:
Well what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless you put it on your journal on SG LOL. 
annamei:
woah boobs! 
looks like my kind of fun
i work on the 19th floor at work, i was in there the other day with like 12 people and i swear we stopped on every floor in the building before i made it to work
looks like my kind of fun
i work on the 19th floor at work, i was in there the other day with like 12 people and i swear we stopped on every floor in the building before i made it to work
WOW Vegas was a good time!!! LOTS of drinking!!!! LITTLE SLEEPING... and fun fun fun fun fun fun fun!!! went to this great bar at New York New York called Nine fine Irishmen. They had a really good live band with a girl doing the irish tapdancing. The men to women ration was AWESOME!!! (we were talking like 5 men to every 1 woman. makes...
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jedichris27:
sounds like a blast.
shawndaddy:
shouldn't you be working?? 
Welp it is friday again and tomorrow I leave for a weekend girls trip to vegas!!!!! the ONLY way to go! A weekend of Party party party! don't expect much of me next week because it iwll probably take me all week to recoop from the weekend. I am very much so looking forward to this trip! I don't know exactly what we are doing...
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and tomorrow I leave for a weekend girls trip to vegas!!!!! the ONLY way to go! A weekend of Party party party! don't expect much of me next week because it iwll probably take me all week to recoop from the weekend. I am very much so looking forward to this trip! I don't know exactly what we are doing... Read More
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nikonphoto80:
And some Americans still dont see him as being the worst president in U.S. history, Americans need to wake up and see what is really going on,
voxless:
How was Vegas? Any good stories that you can tell? I haven't been to Vegas since end of May and that seems like forever ago!
Well I just got to AZ for the long weekend about 5 hours earlier than I thought i would so I didn't make any plans with friends. I think I may go over to my friends house and see my other child (a little boy I raised for the 1st 2 1/2 years of his life) and just hang until my brother and my son...
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voxless:
I went to a NASCAR race on Sunday. I don't know how I got myself talked into it (sadly it really didn't take much arm twisting as I truly was intrigued). I apparently did survive and actually had a lot of fun. There is a lot more to NASCAR than I expected (although I still don't think I can watch it on TV).
Recovered from AZ?
Recovered from AZ?
nikonphoto80:
Well the last email I got from her said she was doing good, she had went shopping and got some good deals (she loves to shop) and she went to the casinos and lost all her money, she says that it want have any affects on her long term so I hope that is true. Thanks for reading my journal.
Well let me just start this entry by saying that dating SUCKS ASS!!!! I spent a little over a month seeing this guy and getting along GREAT!!! It seemed things were progressing really well! At least until Friday when I got the 'it's not you it's me' email. (yes that's right I said email) The email system has really made it so easy for people...
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voxless:
I'm busy tonight, but the rest of my week looks open. Tomorrow work?
tarragon:
Ending something with someone over email is just cold, although having bit the bullet and finished with all my ex boyfriends (I say all when you can actually count them on the fingers of one hand) face to face I can see why some people choose that option. It's the hardest thing in the world to do.
Time to get back out there and wow them in singleton land!
Time to get back out there and wow them in singleton land!
Sorry y'all I kinda dropped off the planet for a week errr so. I am seeing a guy that is about 15 years older than me and it's going great! we try to see each other once a week if not more and i am really having a good time with him! Something about these older guys knowing exactly what to say at the perfect...
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voxless:
I'm back, but leaving again on Friday. Going to our UK office this time. Apparently it is an "emergency" and I couldn't put it off for a week or two. I know, my life sucks
As for Oz, it was good, but I had a stalker from day one and worked too much. I did get to see an old friend, though, and that kind of made up for it all.
I'm glad you went with the older guy, we would've been talking if it was the insecure one!
As for Oz, it was good, but I had a stalker from day one and worked too much. I did get to see an old friend, though, and that kind of made up for it all.
I'm glad you went with the older guy, we would've been talking if it was the insecure one!
voxless:
The stalker thing is a long story, I'll tell you when I next see you otherwise my comment will be forever long
I may actually be cancelling my trip. My surgery is tomorrow and they want me to leave Friday. According to my doctor I will be on vicodin and walking with a cane or crutches. I'm thinking a 10.5 hour flight and a foreign country are not what I need right now. If I stay in town maybe we could catch up next week?
I may actually be cancelling my trip. My surgery is tomorrow and they want me to leave Friday. According to my doctor I will be on vicodin and walking with a cane or crutches. I'm thinking a 10.5 hour flight and a foreign country are not what I need right now. If I stay in town maybe we could catch up next week?
Well I know i havn't updated in a while. I have narrowed my dating down to 1 person and so far we are having a really nice time. work is the same as always and life in general is going ok.
I hope everyone else is having a good week!
I hope everyone else is having a good week!
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annamei:
good to hear things are good with you 
voxless:
Awesome to hear the dating is working out. Which guy did you end up with?
I do have a couple really good friends in London, one imparticular that lived here for 8 months last year. It actually turns out that while I'm there I'll get to see her and a mutual American friend of ours who will also be there on work. I'm sure he's scared as she and I tend to go a bit crazy when together. It's like Vegas all the time...