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today, in the shower, i thought, for a moment, i figured it all out. i am made up of nothing but old music lyrics, weird game show references, and bad jokes.
not a bad life.
not a bad life.
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hooraydiation:
Yeah, I was. I'm in Palm Springs right now.
I'd also like to know why Polish people are (or were) popular targets for derision. I don't know anything about them beyond what the jokes say, so I really don't know anything at all.
I'd also like to know why Polish people are (or were) popular targets for derision. I don't know anything about them beyond what the jokes say, so I really don't know anything at all.
dorwayin:
yeah, someones gotta treat her right, cause the world sure doesn't. 
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melladoree:
next week huh? Maybe, jyst maybe! What are your craz plans for the weekend? I am getting my hair done by one of my co-workers friends - I am hoping it will not cost me and arm and a leg but we will see - then I am off to Prom Friday 
toothpickmoe:
A little early morning loggoreah I thought you might enjoy. It's about LA.
[Edited on May 12, 2006 9:11AM]
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kenyon:
i love the image of "i am beside myself."
dude, friend request! i wanted to send one to you first, dammit! you know, to illustrate that i'm not an e-bottom. anyway, all's well . . .
dude, friend request! i wanted to send one to you first, dammit! you know, to illustrate that i'm not an e-bottom. anyway, all's well . . .
kenyon:
re: the pic: symbolic halo over house's head - coincidence?
incorrigible:
my future home
I have had sooo much fun hanging with SGLA of late. Hiking, art, food and lots of drinks later, i have gained friends and a real appreciation for SG. And shit talking with ms. melladoree.
toothpickmoe and i are off to CATALINA ISLAND. We are celebrating his birthday and the one year anniversary of me asking him to marry my sorry ass. What a...
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toothpickmoe and i are off to CATALINA ISLAND. We are celebrating his birthday and the one year anniversary of me asking him to marry my sorry ass. What a...
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melladoree:
ug... I think I have a soy allergy! My whole face has a rash which started this weekend and my arms were already rashed out last week - damn it I am itchy!
shesinparties:
aww, i didn't want you to take time away from your vaca to mail my prize!!! thanks, your the tops, and i hope you are having a great time pretty lady
tonight, toothpickmoe and i had dinner next to two American Idol contestants. guess the combination and win a prize.
tooo bad! doodlebug is the big winner of an unopened jar of Shiseido eye cream!
tooo bad! doodlebug is the big winner of an unopened jar of Shiseido eye cream!
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jena:
You want to nibble on the Polly-Sugar don't you!?!? Who wouldn't!
Thank you for the cheers! Yay for newlyweds! I have to apply for a marriage Visa in order to go there and marry him. I would love to be married by an Andy Kaufman/Tony Clifton impersonator. I'm not interested in anything serious.
You want to nibble on the Polly-Sugar don't you!?!? Who wouldn't!
Thank you for the cheers! Yay for newlyweds! I have to apply for a marriage Visa in order to go there and marry him. I would love to be married by an Andy Kaufman/Tony Clifton impersonator. I'm not interested in anything serious.
io:
You are a hottie. That is all.
ok....i have no REAL news.
so in fake news, i have made a million dollars, so toothpickmoe and i can finally travel around the world. (after writing that, i realize that with one million dollars the man and i would finally be able to afford to own a house just slightly larger than the apartment we rent, in our CURRENT neighborhood. we'd have a yard....
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so in fake news, i have made a million dollars, so toothpickmoe and i can finally travel around the world. (after writing that, i realize that with one million dollars the man and i would finally be able to afford to own a house just slightly larger than the apartment we rent, in our CURRENT neighborhood. we'd have a yard....
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rocketmann:
How come such a lovely like you hasn't bared it all for SG?
shellymc:
you and gretchen actually do look alike....only, like i told your hubby...your prettier.
I barely got to know her before she left our club, but she was a nice enough girl.
Acting wise...she hasnt blown me away yet, so we'll see how she does with playing the great Bettie Page.
I barely got to know her before she left our club, but she was a nice enough girl.
Acting wise...she hasnt blown me away yet, so we'll see how she does with playing the great Bettie Page.
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zenfish:
hey now, no mocking me 
lizarose:
I am still coming to get products from you. They week just...I dunno...went away somehow and now it's today and... I'm not sure what happened.
Cocktail?
Cocktail?
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dorwayin:
I so need to hook up a food 911 for you guys. I'll bang out a fucking fruit tray in like 8 minutes.
toothpickmoe:
Fucking Tulsa keeps stealing people from me.
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lilyk:
finland does suck
shellymc:
leave the artists in the cafes alone!
You'll distract them with your hotness
You'll distract them with your hotness
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toothpickmoe:
He won't tell us, the bastard.
Hey, I started that shit. I should know how to spell it.
The boat thing? To get us to our island, of course.
Hey, I started that shit. I should know how to spell it.
The boat thing? To get us to our island, of course.
Winnie told me that she misses you!
Also you will be happy to know I still have rashy parts - my rash wasnt to compete against your rash!