So I'm off to Sacramento for a few days to deal with my mom, my mother's mother, and my mother's mother motherfucking cancer. Big fun. A trip to my family's Dysfunction Junction is something I usually avoid, but this time I must go and face the dragons of NorCal, aka my aunt and grandma. Wish me luck.
Last night I had a dream that incorporated Reality Bites (saw it yesterday, cheers to early '90's nostalgia) National Treasure (With Nick Cage) and The Departed. I'm not sure where Nick fit in, but the Declaration of Independance played a major role. Draw your own conclusions:
I know i should respond to all your comment and journals, but i think i'll just update.
Last week was difficult...Ahhh, Jury Duty. i got assigned to a child molestation trial, and convicted that motherfucker, or niece-fucker, on 6 counts of lewd and lasivious behaivior with a child under 14, 1 count aggravated sexual assault, 1 count showing porn to a kid, 1 count cocaine.... Read More
SHUT UP! I KNEW MY KEYBOARD WAS STUCK IN ALL CAPS FOR A GOOD REASON_ YOU ARE INDEED SO KNOCKING ON MY DOOR< AND I AM SOOO FLINGING THAT SHIT WIDE OPEN!
I'm on jury duty and i like it.....got assigned a case, then the defense attorney kicked me out, got a second case, a BIG one, and they will be choosing a jury out of the 65 of us.....should be interesting.
Not to mention Downtown LA is a playground when you have 2 hours for lunch. Went to MOCA yesterday, picked up some culture....next week is... Read More
Kenyon and I finished the 3-day Novel Contest. We wrote NOVELS! In THREE DAYS! Hers: a fantastic 93 pages, mine: a creative use of white space coming in at 82 pages!
If it hadn't been for this fantastic community, I never would have met this wonderful woman in Rhode Island who conned me into entering and then talked me through my darkest hours, every three... Read More
so...
your Mr. has encouraged me to ask you a perosnal question.
out of curiousity..
when was the last time a woman hit on you?
yeah, i'm being nosey, but i find it hard to believe that chicks aren't making passes at you on a daily basis..
of course, i can see men falling under your bombshell gaze all the time
damn.. whats wrong with the girls out in Cali not making passes at you?
bah..
out here, the people that flirt with me the most are the senior citizens..
for some reason i'm a huge hit with the elderly crowd
though i did get hit on by some twenty something year old girl when i was out
with a bachelorette party..
she was amazingly drunk though, so i supsect i looked really good to her at the moment.
have no worries, one day we will meet up..
and i'll flirt with you!
A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
served them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
That he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people,... Read More
we were gone. now we're back. this summer has flown by. i'm writing a novel over the labor day weekend. if i'm a little absent around here, it's just cause i have a lot of day-job work to do, and i'm going to have an old friend in town.....two things that will only hinder the thought work that needs to be done on this supposed... Read More