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Why'd two of the girls in my 5 fav girls disappear all of a sudden in my absence? What the crap!

Okie one has one gone to archives which makes me sad. But why'd the other one get taken off? She's still active. What the crap!

Last weekend my apartment tried to burninate me. It failed and I triumphed over its advances on my burnination. However my stuff didn't fair quite as well and now I'm sleeping in this horrible bed with rough sheets that doesn't belong to me. I'd have to say one of the worst things about this mess is that I can't continue moving forward with my suicide...
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Did you guys see the advice thing in the news section today? The girls really ripped the guy apart. It was glorious!

Things I experienced in person last night for the first time:

Burlesque
Girls with tape on their nipples
A can of whipped cream inside my mouth with the nozzle on Go
Being doused in chocolate sauce
Asking girls for their signatures
Spending every last dollar in my possession on first booze then said girls
Having beer spat on me
Having a body part signed
Leaving...
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