icy:
You've got me?!
Right, I have had 0 adventures over the past few days, which to be honest is a little dissapointing compared to my previous few weeks.
Maybe it's because I didn't actually go outside or drink..or...leer at attractive women.
I do have a dilemma though, wether to get my hair cut or not. Mainly cause the last time I did I was scalped, which is something...
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Maybe it's because I didn't actually go outside or drink..or...leer at attractive women.
I do have a dilemma though, wether to get my hair cut or not. Mainly cause the last time I did I was scalped, which is something...
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kay:
Not good at determining hair styles at all.
But I can leer with the best of them.
*leers at you*
Have fun with the homophobe. Ick.
~cheers
But I can leer with the best of them.
*leers at you*
Have fun with the homophobe. Ick.
~cheers
vixen:
I say keep the hair long until after the birthday party... then there is nothing to worry about! Hee hee.
Today sucks shitty sucking asshat.
Girl I know killed herself. She was 19.
Didn't look very peaceful at her funeral.
Seemed to be planning it for quite a while.
Wrote letters to all her friends and remaining family, had little pictures of them on the notes.
Went out the night before, partied and seemed to have fun. Didn't drink.
Told everyone 'goodnight' and went home....
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Girl I know killed herself. She was 19.
Didn't look very peaceful at her funeral.
Seemed to be planning it for quite a while.
Wrote letters to all her friends and remaining family, had little pictures of them on the notes.
Went out the night before, partied and seemed to have fun. Didn't drink.
Told everyone 'goodnight' and went home....
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kay:
Oh sweetie. I'm sorry.
What a crappy week all the way around.
Suicide is one of the most selfish things another human can do. I had a friend kill himself right before I came down here this year. Anger does not even begin to cover it.
Anyway, hugs for you handsome.
~cheers
What a crappy week all the way around.
Suicide is one of the most selfish things another human can do. I had a friend kill himself right before I came down here this year. Anger does not even begin to cover it.
Anyway, hugs for you handsome.
~cheers
vixen:
Oh no... I'm so sorry... I hope you feel better soon! 
Muhahahahah. I just won 8 in the Euromillions Lottery! Count em! EIGHT! I can finally retire!
What should I spend my vast winnings on?! I was thinking of huge titanium killer robot earwigs...but that might run a little more than eight euro.
Ooo I could buy one tuesday afternoon ticket to the cinema! Or half a main course at the resteraunt down the road
Actually...
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What should I spend my vast winnings on?! I was thinking of huge titanium killer robot earwigs...but that might run a little more than eight euro.
Ooo I could buy one tuesday afternoon ticket to the cinema! Or half a main course at the resteraunt down the road
Actually...
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dylan:
I only did the lottery once, and I won a tenner. So i haven't played since.
I am totally up for the erotic recipe book
I am totally up for the erotic recipe book
lillithvain:
The cops may not have seen the humor in that....but I sure would have!!!!!!!
Ack, I'm so sober I could stand on one leg over a pit of lava while cop screamed at me to recite the alphabet backwards and in tibetan.
I wouldn't be able to do it, but I'd be sober enough not to kill him with a red hot pitchfork I was hiding in the lava.
Went out with two friends tonight, who I never get...
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I wouldn't be able to do it, but I'd be sober enough not to kill him with a red hot pitchfork I was hiding in the lava.
Went out with two friends tonight, who I never get...
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kay:
Heh. I have been out in it when it has gone past minus 120. THAT truly sucks ass. That day though was also accompanied by 180+ winds. Oi.
~cheers
~cheers
kay:
*grin* THAT might explain it. Though we had a 46 thousand pound lid flying through the air. Literally. It was a wild time out here. I think I have pictures in my Holy Shit Batman folder.
~cheers
~cheers
Update time I think ,
wouldn't it be weird if I,
wrote this in haiku?
I am so hungover,
But I didn't drink that much,
At least I thought so.
I recall singing,
the killers I think it was,
and some nirvana.
While downing some shots,
Oh god I did drink too much,
That explains alot.
Shouted along to,
some rage against the machine,
all...
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wouldn't it be weird if I,
wrote this in haiku?
I am so hungover,
But I didn't drink that much,
At least I thought so.
I recall singing,
the killers I think it was,
and some nirvana.
While downing some shots,
Oh god I did drink too much,
That explains alot.
Shouted along to,
some rage against the machine,
all...
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threestares:
thanks for sharing.
are you picturing a dark sort of post _______ vision of reality, bladerunnerish?
and it is truly funny that you chose a potato motif. there is at least a chapter there for me as i could give you a substantial dissertation on the potato, which is ironic.
thank you for your feedback. i love the paragraph about the blink of an eye.
what time is it there?
are you picturing a dark sort of post _______ vision of reality, bladerunnerish?
and it is truly funny that you chose a potato motif. there is at least a chapter there for me as i could give you a substantial dissertation on the potato, which is ironic.
thank you for your feedback. i love the paragraph about the blink of an eye.
what time is it there?
threestares:
ah, an all nighter ending with boredom.
my last real job was in a french fry factory in chin, alberta. ha. i have many potato analogies.
i never really got bladerunner. i understood it better after reading nueromancer. i believe they both bubbled up out of the collective unconscious at about the same time.
i don't do evil well.
my last real job was in a french fry factory in chin, alberta. ha. i have many potato analogies.
i never really got bladerunner. i understood it better after reading nueromancer. i believe they both bubbled up out of the collective unconscious at about the same time.
i don't do evil well.
Right,no more of that stupid rhyming nonsense.
I'd make a terrible lyric writer or poet etc. as I'd end up thinking what I'd written was good, only to return about 20mins to a day later, re-read it, cryscreamshoutCRINGE,realise it was the worst crap ever given form and destroy every trace of it.
Which would mean if I was in a band I'd have to don...
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I'd make a terrible lyric writer or poet etc. as I'd end up thinking what I'd written was good, only to return about 20mins to a day later, re-read it, cryscreamshoutCRINGE,realise it was the worst crap ever given form and destroy every trace of it.
Which would mean if I was in a band I'd have to don...
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threestares:
that is the thing about gifts though.... you can't give them back. the most i hope for is to accept the gift and use it wisely.
i would like to be able to make more rhymes, they can be fun and clever.
i would like to be able to make more rhymes, they can be fun and clever.
brogan:
i have coma dreams all the time!
i reckon all the massive gangster-like pigeons
eat all the lil ones2prove their pigeon gangsta powers
hehe sorry i havent replied2ur email yet ive been super busy gota say it did make me smile dude thanks
i reckon all the massive gangster-like pigeons
eat all the lil ones2prove their pigeon gangsta powers
hehe sorry i havent replied2ur email yet ive been super busy gota say it did make me smile dude thanks
Disclaimer:
I felt I should update but I've not much to say and I've hit a barren patch creativly. So bland banality follows. Please be aware by reading this you have agreed to absolve me of any responsibility for boring the sodding tits off you. This includes any mental or physical health issues this may give rise to. ICY is an equal oppertunities bore....
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I felt I should update but I've not much to say and I've hit a barren patch creativly. So bland banality follows. Please be aware by reading this you have agreed to absolve me of any responsibility for boring the sodding tits off you. This includes any mental or physical health issues this may give rise to. ICY is an equal oppertunities bore....
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kay:
*grin* It was enough for inquiring minds....so you do get to use the flame thrower! Hell I would lock the fire exits for you.
~cheers
~cheers
threestares:
i think rhyming like that could be a gift.
Ugh.
I shall repeat that sentiment as I feel I need to.
Ugh!
Damn hangover
Went out for a "few drinks"(when is it ever just a few?!) with my friend Lee last night. Whenever we are together things usually end up drunken and stupid.
As in....doing really really stupid things.
Like....oh I dunno...breaking into a construction site renovating a hotel in town, climb,piss about, go...
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I shall repeat that sentiment as I feel I need to.
Ugh!
Damn hangover
Went out for a "few drinks"(when is it ever just a few?!) with my friend Lee last night. Whenever we are together things usually end up drunken and stupid.
As in....doing really really stupid things.
Like....oh I dunno...breaking into a construction site renovating a hotel in town, climb,piss about, go...
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kay:
*grin* I say that all the time. Heh.
Superglue is my favorite way to solve bleeding issues. Or duct tape.
Have a great time tonight, and be safe.
~cheers
Superglue is my favorite way to solve bleeding issues. Or duct tape.
Have a great time tonight, and be safe.
~cheers
kay:
That explains the scuffling noises in the closet. And I thought it was underwear gnomes! Heh.
God. I bet they would use my razor and get hair caught in between blades...ick!! You can keep them!!!!!
Glad to hear the rest of your organs stayed in your body. You really do not need a spleen...it is just extra baggage as far as I'm concerned. I mean, really. What does that big bag of nastiness do? Same for the gallbladder...and the appendix!? WTF?
Ladies and Gentlemen the Captain has turned on the WTF light, would all passengers please return to their seats, and fasten your safety belts. Once we are clear of the WTF, the captain will again turn off the WTF light, and you will be allowed to roam about the cabin. Thank you for your cooperation.
~cheers
God. I bet they would use my razor and get hair caught in between blades...ick!! You can keep them!!!!!
Glad to hear the rest of your organs stayed in your body. You really do not need a spleen...it is just extra baggage as far as I'm concerned. I mean, really. What does that big bag of nastiness do? Same for the gallbladder...and the appendix!? WTF?
Ladies and Gentlemen the Captain has turned on the WTF light, would all passengers please return to their seats, and fasten your safety belts. Once we are clear of the WTF, the captain will again turn off the WTF light, and you will be allowed to roam about the cabin. Thank you for your cooperation.
~cheers
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kay:
A bad shave would definitely sway my vote. I hate razor burn!!!
~cheers
~cheers
brogan:
damnit i didnt know they caught that on tape! 
I
am
so
fucking
bored.
This is how bored I am...I taught myself how to play piano.
Well more specifically, I worked out what notes are in various chords on one of my guitars and then worked out what keys to press from that.
I now have cramp in both hands.
There goes my love life.
I need some new friends who actually want to...
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am
so
fucking
bored.
This is how bored I am...I taught myself how to play piano.
Well more specifically, I worked out what notes are in various chords on one of my guitars and then worked out what keys to press from that.
I now have cramp in both hands.
There goes my love life.
I need some new friends who actually want to...
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kay:
Indeed.
That would be the very song that is persisting in to day two now! Ugh! Why can I not pick something cool like a Sisters of Mercy song??! Noooo WHAM! Oi.
~cheers
That would be the very song that is persisting in to day two now! Ugh! Why can I not pick something cool like a Sisters of Mercy song??! Noooo WHAM! Oi.
~cheers
lili2:
guitars are sexy and when a boy has one in his arms it makes him sexy *drool*....
thx for the comment on my pixbtw. i didnt do that sexyness on my pic. my friend did. My graphic stuff doesnt compare to his. I TRY HARD THOUGH !!
thx for the comment on my pixbtw. i didnt do that sexyness on my pic. my friend did. My graphic stuff doesnt compare to his. I TRY HARD THOUGH !!
Happy moods are great.
I'm smiling like I've been newly lobotomised (might explain these mysterious scars on my forhead too...and to think my parents told me I got them falling on to our marble fireplace's iron rail as a kid...bastards).
Went out with a few friends the other night and ended up in a "fancy dress" party at a local club. We knew the owner...
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I'm smiling like I've been newly lobotomised (might explain these mysterious scars on my forhead too...and to think my parents told me I got them falling on to our marble fireplace's iron rail as a kid...bastards).
Went out with a few friends the other night and ended up in a "fancy dress" party at a local club. We knew the owner...
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