All better now thanks to the miracle that is witchcraft, blood sacrifices and paracetamol.
Was damn weird, hit me for a day, nearly knocked me over, then dissapeared for a day, then came back for one last hurrah and now is gone.
I probably got some slacker germs. Y'know, ones who spent too much time smoking weed in their pseudopod parents basement, but were then...
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Was damn weird, hit me for a day, nearly knocked me over, then dissapeared for a day, then came back for one last hurrah and now is gone.
I probably got some slacker germs. Y'know, ones who spent too much time smoking weed in their pseudopod parents basement, but were then...
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daisy:
Either i'm too tired to understand, or that makes no sense.
No, i'm issuing an official complaint. I want a new, better joke please. That one confused me.
No, i'm issuing an official complaint. I want a new, better joke please. That one confused me.
sky:
I'm with Daisy on this one ^
In an absolute rush out the door, but thank you for being so sweet and nice
I went and saw my friend last night and now everything seems to be okay with him again. phew.
I dont have much to report anyway, i was all ill last night and slept really badly but i feel much better now and so i am going to go to the pub and drink millions of wine
xxx
In an absolute rush out the door, but thank you for being so sweet and nice
I went and saw my friend last night and now everything seems to be okay with him again. phew.
I dont have much to report anyway, i was all ill last night and slept really badly but i feel much better now and so i am going to go to the pub and drink millions of wine
xxx
Here's a game to play if you're bored. And it's late. And there's nothing to do. And there's a 24 hour Supermarket nearby.
Go at some obscene hour for regular people, such as 4:27am.
Enter while (apparenty) not under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
Procees to purchase the most random items you possibly can.
See if the sleep deprived cashier notices.
For instance:
1...
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Go at some obscene hour for regular people, such as 4:27am.
Enter while (apparenty) not under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
Procees to purchase the most random items you possibly can.
See if the sleep deprived cashier notices.
For instance:
1...
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daisy:
I'm taking pixie as an insult. Are you calling me fat. You may aswell just call me a fat ugly slag while your at it. 
I'm done with that moment now. So, what t-shirts did you make?
I'm done with that moment now. So, what t-shirts did you make?
prettyinsanity:
Within Temptation were great.. I'm gonna post a journal entry tomorrow probably.. but there was no cake! But I did just eat a muffin *rubs tummy*
Hehe I love going to the supermarket late at night.. we're going tonight at around midnight I think... to get petrol and buy some random things for the house.. like bins.. and towels.. and maybe a microwave.. oh oh and a toilet brush! At midnight... God bless 24 hour Asda's yaaay!! Teehee..
But I did just eat a muffin *rubs tummy*
Hehe I love going to the supermarket late at night.. we're going tonight at around midnight I think... to get petrol and buy some random things for the house.. like bins.. and towels.. and maybe a microwave.. oh oh and a toilet brush! At midnight... God bless 24 hour Asda's yaaay!! Teehee..
How to turn a banal conversation into a surreal event, a guide:
Someone Else: Hey!
ME: Hey.
Someone Else: So....how're things?
ME: I'll have you know I'm feeling very depressed
Someone Else: Oh that's goo...wait, what? Oh? How come?
ME: I need a reason? Christ get off my back!
Someone Else: Well yeah, you need a reason. Otherwise it's just you being morose and glum..er...for...none.......
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Someone Else: Hey!
ME: Hey.
Someone Else: So....how're things?
ME: I'll have you know I'm feeling very depressed
Someone Else: Oh that's goo...wait, what? Oh? How come?
ME: I need a reason? Christ get off my back!
Someone Else: Well yeah, you need a reason. Otherwise it's just you being morose and glum..er...for...none.......
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Ahhhh.
Glad to be back home, alive and well being a nice bonus. The drive up was horrendous, took 6 hours of arse numbing tedium.
Was stuck behind two bad crashes, three sets of massive road works, two huge tractors on country bendy roads and several herds of livestock...
The place was lovely though, Achill Island is one of those rugged lumps of rock in...
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Glad to be back home, alive and well being a nice bonus. The drive up was horrendous, took 6 hours of arse numbing tedium.
Was stuck behind two bad crashes, three sets of massive road works, two huge tractors on country bendy roads and several herds of livestock...
The place was lovely though, Achill Island is one of those rugged lumps of rock in...
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prettyinsanity:
Yeah I'm excited about uni.. nervous too though but I'll be fine i'm sure hehe 
It should be good.. I'm also going to experience the joy of freshers week which i'm sure will be fun 
My college experience wasn't too great so I'm hoping this'll be better, but it'd have to be pretty bad to compare to that.. anyway I'm rambling
It should be good.. I'm also going to experience the joy of freshers week which i'm sure will be fun My college experience wasn't too great so I'm hoping this'll be better, but it'd have to be pretty bad to compare to that.. anyway I'm rambling 
hollygolightly:
cool photos... family gatherings can be a blast... i like em tall... so nothing to worry about
how's things mr sexy torso?
cool photos... family gatherings can be a blast... i like em tall... so nothing to worry about
how's things mr sexy torso?
The Poker job is a joke, 10 an hour, one night a week. Basically would end up with 50 at most.
Not much of a job to be honest. Would do better packing shelves.
Something I think I'll apply for tomorrow. Usually there are places hiring.
Am off to a wedding tomorrow as well. It's a 6 hour drive to Achill Island where it's on....
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Not much of a job to be honest. Would do better packing shelves.
Something I think I'll apply for tomorrow. Usually there are places hiring.
Am off to a wedding tomorrow as well. It's a 6 hour drive to Achill Island where it's on....
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hollygolightly:
how was your weekend doll?
fatality:
I can't even remember the last time I was at a wedding, probably when I was a flower girl some time ago.
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hollygolightly:
it's called ambiguity...
what young man, are you implying can be done with a wagging finger?
what young man, are you implying can be done with a wagging finger?
sky:
hey
i know, my "friend" is no longer my friend. it makes me sad, because i have been friends with him forever, and he is one of the only people i ever really trusted. but he turned out to be a bit of a twat, really. haha.
how are you?
i feel like im getting flu, which is very bad, as tomorrow i go to Reading festival, and i dont fancy being ill at a festival, that would suuuck.
the weather is so damn awful. i've just looked out the back window and noticed that our shed, oops, sorry "summer house", seems to have been attacked brutally by the wind. but im not gonna get dressed just to try and fix it. im quite happy all snuggly in my duvet at the computer
xxxxx
i know, my "friend" is no longer my friend. it makes me sad, because i have been friends with him forever, and he is one of the only people i ever really trusted. but he turned out to be a bit of a twat, really. haha.
how are you?
i feel like im getting flu, which is very bad, as tomorrow i go to Reading festival, and i dont fancy being ill at a festival, that would suuuck.
the weather is so damn awful. i've just looked out the back window and noticed that our shed, oops, sorry "summer house", seems to have been attacked brutally by the wind. but im not gonna get dressed just to try and fix it. im quite happy all snuggly in my duvet at the computer
xxxxx
So...you come here often?
*Please be aware, this is humour*
I was shouted, screamed, roared and glared at by an emotional woman today. Apparently us men don't appreciate the female mind, body and emotional cycle. We are insensitive. We are harsh. We are stupid and if we didn't have sperm we would be thrown in a pit to die at birth. We piss on the...
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*Please be aware, this is humour*
I was shouted, screamed, roared and glared at by an emotional woman today. Apparently us men don't appreciate the female mind, body and emotional cycle. We are insensitive. We are harsh. We are stupid and if we didn't have sperm we would be thrown in a pit to die at birth. We piss on the...
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kay:
Well said. I know women like that. That is why I hang out with men. *shrug*
You get full marks for ranting.
~cheers
You get full marks for ranting.
~cheers
daisy:
Um, ok. What's got into you?? I don't want to ever get on the wrong side of you, you're mean. 
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kay:
*grin*
I will definitely agree my chair is a lot of my problem. I am working on trying to find a solution for that, actually. he he. Great minds think alike!
Too bad about the tart. But I could see you as being impossible to say no to.
Nice toilet. Is that a starfish?
~cheers
I will definitely agree my chair is a lot of my problem. I am working on trying to find a solution for that, actually. he he. Great minds think alike!
Too bad about the tart. But I could see you as being impossible to say no to.
Nice toilet. Is that a starfish?
~cheers
vixen:
Well too bad damnit! I want to see a picture of that! Post it you shall! (Yoda-speak)
I saw a guy try to eat his own fist tonight. Literaly. He tried to fit the thing into his mouth, failed and subsequently bled from the mouth.
How nice. Just what you want to see from the staff at the petrol station when queuing to pay.
They let these people work near flammable explosive liquids?!
Hehe.
How nice. Just what you want to see from the staff at the petrol station when queuing to pay.
They let these people work near flammable explosive liquids?!
Hehe.
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kay:
Good call about the shredder. I really do need one of those. We did try to get our divison manager to buy one, but he keeps "neglecting" to. I think he fears what we will do with that kind of power.
No kidding. Seeing that with KY would have given me a true flight or fight response.
~cheers
No kidding. Seeing that with KY would have given me a true flight or fight response.
~cheers
fatality:
Oh wow. Some people need help...or at least to know their own limits...haha.
God!
Fuck sake!!
Other things with exclaimation points!!!
Hehe.
Went out tonight with my friend who got hammered n slept on my floor the other night. He wasn't drinking (surprise surprise) but his gf arrived along, seemingly to 'chaperone' things.
Seemingly I'm getting the blame for being a "bad influence" on my friends, "making" them go out n get drunk. "Making them...
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Fuck sake!!
Other things with exclaimation points!!!
Hehe.
Went out tonight with my friend who got hammered n slept on my floor the other night. He wasn't drinking (surprise surprise) but his gf arrived along, seemingly to 'chaperone' things.
Seemingly I'm getting the blame for being a "bad influence" on my friends, "making" them go out n get drunk. "Making them...
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brogan:
lol i just read your fave films section do you actually know i have a fifth element tattoo (oh the geekdom hehehe) 
oh&just so you know i havent been hiding in a dark corner all week
i finished my first year at uni on wed *woot* &i dragged my boyf down2my hometown2 hang out4the weekend
oooooh&i still demand u email me your add!!!
ive got something2post 2u dude you'll love it!
oh&just so you know i havent been hiding in a dark corner all week
i finished my first year at uni on wed *woot* &i dragged my boyf down2my hometown2 hang out4the weekend
oooooh&i still demand u email me your add!!!
ive got something2post 2u dude you'll love it!
dylan:
Snail racing! Awesome. You should totally paint their shells and get people to place bets. With the judicial use of salt you could win lots of money
I was a bit of a messy drunkard last night. Thank god i stopped myself early enough. Although i did go to abrakebabra, and had a fight with Mike. I should not be allowed to leave the house, ever. There's funny photos from last night too, i'll put them up later.
How was your saturday night?