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"A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."

"Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd...
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so i spent all morning today making sure i secured a model for my friends website

www.buffalounzipped.com

the model ..... the girl seen below , lol, yea .. im taking a model to my brothers wedding as my date ... i think / hope smile

but my buddy owns / runs a small local site thats all about hot women / music / local events and...
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your shirt says princess .... but our FACE says ogre !

best line ever ! ill be using it some time
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its day two so far ... and im doing pretty damn good ...

after almost 5 months of it ... ive gotten to the point where im finally going without .... cold turkey bitches !

well, almost cold turkey .... im at one time a day from like 20 times a day

wish me luck people !
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fire fearys response to the entry below ... lol smile

fucking A. lol. you know, i didn't have many girl friends in high school... and it was because most of them had the kind of attitude it sounds like that girl has. it is... satisfying... in a cheshire-cat-grin sort of way to hear about that kind of bitch eating shit all night 8-)

only my friends...
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and just a thought while reading the entry below

im surprised that on one side i can hate on a person sooo hard, yet most all my gf's have told me im the sweetest most loving guy they have dated ....weird

and oh yea, the reason i was depondent in the story below is because the last time i was at that house was the...
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all yesterDAY i hung out w. spott and Shannon , very good time and even got a little culture as shannons mom sings in the lockport chorale ... very good time

then it was party time. Went over to Hartz's house for a party

Me, Mike, and the snowflake brothers all show up together and theres already a few people there , including onbe of...
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redfirefaery:
that's it. you're going to hell.
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its been decided that if one day i should happen to get married ..... and i say this while i currently single ... if i do get married, ill obviously love my wife and want the best for her .... therefore....

my family wont be invited to the wedding .... bunch of psychos

im happy im adopted ...geneticly speaking theres no reason why i should...
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got back yesterday at like 730 pm from my furniure delivery trip, left out saturday morning ... spent the whole time in a semi truck ...weeee

no i didnt see anyone receiving road head, already got asked that once ...

we were all over the place, ithca, rochester & syracuse ny. boston mass, maine, cape cod... so many great views like the bridge in boston...
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redfirefaery:
one thing for you to check out... since the convo about green eyes...

http://suicidegirls.com/girls/multiple/galleries/Red+and+Black/46/

wink

[Edited on May 14, 2005 8:41PM]
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and oh yea, a few days ago my sister came over ... with her gf ... while mike was here

his response to my sisters gf was eeek eeek eeek

noone beleives me when i say my sister gets hotter girls then i do ... and its not like i get all these hot girls either ... i wish !
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a while back my friend mike metioned how im one of the 3 MOST confident people he knows ... which was a shock to me because i dont see how ...

ever since then, ive been watching Mike around girls ... when hes around a girl he wants ... hes the shit ! Almost as soon as he starts talking to a girl, he can...
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redfirefaery:
i won't bitch you out for it babe--i love your style and you know it! besides, i DID dump him! tongue

the car is a go, if i don't talk to you before you check this. so apparently i will soon be learning to drive stick...

by the way, it's good to see i'm still your fantasy wink