cliff notes from last night :
8pm mom walks into the living room, asks me if im going out... i say "i donno" ... i knew that what ever i did last night, i would by all means be ready for todays wedding no problem, i simply wasnt worried ... and as i type this i know i was right
11 pm .. mike comes...
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8pm mom walks into the living room, asks me if im going out... i say "i donno" ... i knew that what ever i did last night, i would by all means be ready for todays wedding no problem, i simply wasnt worried ... and as i type this i know i was right
11 pm .. mike comes...
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wedding rehersal / dinner was yesterday ... i like my inlaws .. lol
the beer they served w/ dinner was molsen canadian .... i had like 8 glasses ... i was having a bit of a drinking contest w/ one of my future inlaws
later, while getting a refill im standing there by the refreshment table w/ 2 of the other guys , one of...
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the beer they served w/ dinner was molsen canadian .... i had like 8 glasses ... i was having a bit of a drinking contest w/ one of my future inlaws
later, while getting a refill im standing there by the refreshment table w/ 2 of the other guys , one of...
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ITS JUNE 9TH AAAAAAAAAAAAARG ...
today is the rehearsal dinner for my older brothers wedding ... which is the 11th
family is pouring in from all over the country ... meaning that im about to see like family members i actualy want to talk to ...
do i realy wanna sit around and get asked about why i dont eat this or that or that...
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today is the rehearsal dinner for my older brothers wedding ... which is the 11th
family is pouring in from all over the country ... meaning that im about to see like family members i actualy want to talk to ...
do i realy wanna sit around and get asked about why i dont eat this or that or that...
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murder_tramp:
Oh dear... weddings! 
spott:
Adoption is a lovely scapegoat. Good luck on catching the dove ~ I think what they mean by "get more involved" is "Look like you're busy."
people ... i beg of you .... when you name your children please PLEASE consider what their initials will be
ive known people with the initials:
ass, dck, cac, hmr and blw .... not very good sets of initials .... amusing, but not good
ive known people with the initials:
ass, dck, cac, hmr and blw .... not very good sets of initials .... amusing, but not good
jade:
great picture of Happy Noodle Boy. 
ok, so in september a friend of mine is having a MAJOR party ... on site camping, beer, food, dj, jello wresteling ... were goin all out
weve decided that for official party duties, we need on site transportation ..... im sure as hell not about to haul 6 kegs up hill 1000 feet from the house
time to build a go cart !
best...
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weve decided that for official party duties, we need on site transportation ..... im sure as hell not about to haul 6 kegs up hill 1000 feet from the house
time to build a go cart !
best...
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redfirefaery:
dude, you need a job where you work every week 
spott:
PREACH IT!!
[Edited on Jun 08, 2005 6:53PM]
[Edited on Jun 08, 2005 6:53PM]
how a REAL carclub does an entry application .. lol
That's right, we are open for applications once again. Our last member Haenszel is very happy with the crew and we are looking for another mess to join us in devirginizing jailbait wimmenz, causing serious automotive mayhem, and getting excessively intoxicated.
Below are stunts that each have point values alongside them, most of them have...
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murder_tramp:
Oh dear, I might be able to handle the wasabi, but count me out on the rest! 
redfirefaery:
i've had sex with a woman 30+, but she wasn't married and didn't have kids... she was previously straight, though, and it was a 3some. does that help?
i am what some of us call a
RECRUITER.
i am what some of us call a
RECRUITER.
this is the boeing twin rotor chinook that keeps circling the neighborhood ... and i keep running out to watch it go by, lol
im like a lil kid i swear ... its gone by times, and each time i go out ..
shoulda seen me the day that 2 packs of f-15's went over ... close enough to see the parting lines on the...
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im like a lil kid i swear ... its gone by times, and each time i go out ..
shoulda seen me the day that 2 packs of f-15's went over ... close enough to see the parting lines on the...
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murder_tramp:
Haha... DORK! 
~Trampy
~Trampy
hotrodkid:
Pics from my camera phone!
First off .... go watch this ... jus for fun ... http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/flash/
up next ... The seven deadly sins ..... and the punishment in hell for them
so im guessin that heavens gotta be empty except for murderers who repented on the way to the chair and old people that died screaming to god
ive got everything but wrath covered DAMN good .. and wrath...
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up next ... The seven deadly sins ..... and the punishment in hell for them
so im guessin that heavens gotta be empty except for murderers who repented on the way to the chair and old people that died screaming to god
ive got everything but wrath covered DAMN good .. and wrath...
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redfirefaery:
ROTFLMFAO!
[Edited on Jun 01, 2005 5:43AM]
[Edited on Jun 01, 2005 5:43AM]
spott:
... Or you can have Morgan Freeman open a box containing the severed head of your pregnant wife.
SE7EN - good movie. Brad Pitt cries.
SE7EN - good movie. Brad Pitt cries.
hung out with firefaery today ... i tied a rock to her ankles and threw her in the lake ..
she sunk pretty quick
guess at least we know shes not a witch
ill be going to that idiots business to try on leather chaps, to use my gay voice / wave/ walk and to hit on the owner..
fucking closed minded idiots make my...
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she sunk pretty quick
guess at least we know shes not a witch
ill be going to that idiots business to try on leather chaps, to use my gay voice / wave/ walk and to hit on the owner..
fucking closed minded idiots make my...
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saida:
AMEN!!!
redfirefaery:
so, it's official... i had my first "you're going to hell because you're gay" experience today.
got room in that handbasket for me?
got room in that handbasket for me?
roseanna:
thanks for the add!
1. my family is freaking retarded
2. hot girls are good, and i like the fact that i'm not really related to my sister because of that.
3. i like cars and nearly anything to do with them.
4. FUCKING LIVE IT UP!!!!!
anyway, good luck with the wedding... my sister's isn't until september, and it is already making me crazy.
hey i gotta talk to you about that car--i'm off tomorrow, CALL ME!!!
And stop fantasizing about my girlfriend.
:-P