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Making movies based on video/computer games is fucking stupid...

People who get addicted to prescription drugs are funny... "Hey man, I really need some shit, you got something for me man?" "Vicodin !?!! "What the fuck is this shit man, I need some drugs, not some fake-ass anacin shit!!!" Maybe it's really not that funny for some of you, but from where I'm sitting, it's the plague of white (former) middle-class suburbia. To all...
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OK, here's what I think: Doctors and other HCPs who are pro-choice should start shooting back. Normally, I am all for any kind of gun control because, let's face it, too many people who are well beyond what I like to refer to as "bug-fucking crazy" have (and can easily get) guns. There was this episode of Masters of Horror by John Carpenter called "Pro-Life"...
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I sure hope the new Star Trek movie doesn't suck. Right now, it's really the only movie worth waiting for. Well, not much really happening at the moment...

Well, it's been a couple of weeks now since my cat died. I hadn't realized how much I actually loved the little bastard. I miss him, and Penelope is a poor substitute for the love I used to get from my furry little buddy. (She just scratched me again today, sank her teeth into my right cheek about a week ago and clawed my lip.)...
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It's nice to finally have a smart president who isn't an evil douche-bag. Gee, maybe I'll finally have healthcare I can count on! Pretty much everything else is fucked. (read: business as usual.) I hate doctors...

Oh, and I think that Chocolate News is a lame ripoff of Chapelle's show and is about as funny as rectal cancer...

People who are certain about God are kinda stupid. They annoy me. A lot. I know that here in the United States, women are automatically given a medal for squeezing out as many children as nature will allow. Why is that? The population of this planet is going up by the country of Mexico every year. Up, not just staying put. It's called birth control....
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I saw Low last night at the UFO factory and it was incredible! I was so starstruck, but they are so down to earth. They drove here in a van, I held the door for Mimi while she brought in some stuff from the van, it was great!

I'm sad and I just don't know why. Fuck, it's hot... I hate hot and sticky weather.

85 degrees my fucking ass. It's 90 degrees right now. Hot, sticky and fucking downright miserable. I will now ask what seems like a foolish question: What good does it do anybody to lie about the fucking weather? We here in the United States know that our excesses have corrupted the planet to the point of fucking up the climate, why lie about it now?...
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having to work for (what might be loosely classified as) a living fucking sucks...