Ewwww. My roomate just called. She asked if I was going to be out tonight. The subtext in that would read like this:
"Angus, please be out late, because I and Simon want to have Valentines Day sex."
Ew. Ewwwwww. I don't want to think about that. I certainly dont wanna hear it.
I'm soooo glad I will be out late tonight playing with fire....
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