Hey, it's emotedcreations, they won't let me have my old name back 'cause I can't remember my password and my old email has long since expired.  Hope you remember me!

Saturday Jul 27, 2013

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It's been a little over a year. I suppose I could do with a new post. (To be fair, I haven't been particularly active in the interim.)

Since I don't have anything particularly intelligent to say, I guess I'll just share what's new?

1. Finished law school.
2. Decided to avoid practicing law if at all possible.
3. Looked for...
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maxx:

those sound odd and amazing! THAT'S the kind of thing I would totally have not known about. thank you!

jj_r0x0rz:

=P yes the raptor is holding a beer mug lol

Wednesday Mar 28, 2012

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From an exchange on OKCupid (names removed):

Her:

I'm interested in taking you out on a date. Let me know.


Me:

Other than the fact that your profile says you are 141 miles away and you don't appear to have a profile picture, I don't see a problem with that.


Her:

Has a girl ever asked you out before?


Me:

If you...
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kemper:

When are you moving to LA?

zebrah:

happy birthday!

Tuesday Aug 17, 2010

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On the line with computer tech support with a guy, who if he isn't American, speaks perfect non-accented English:

Him: "City?"

Me: "Washington, D.C."

Him: "So the state is Washtington?"

Me: "No."

Him: "What is it then?"

Me: "I guess it's the District of Columbia."

Him: "So you're in Canada then?"

Me: "No..."

He then put me on hold for like...
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toothpickmoe:

It would not shock me if an American did not know that.

baudot:

But that's the best! It's a many-hour high as you grind the sorry computer into the dust it so richly deserves.

Wednesday Jul 07, 2010

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I'm right-handed.

A couple exercises at the gym proves that my left wrist is stronger.

I jerk off with my left hand.
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toothpickmoe:

I'll never stop hoping.

praesepe:

this post = yes.



and i am wearing a wig, didn't you know ?

From kemper

You should post more pics of YOU. You're hot!
..
...oh and I guess you have a brain and all....
wink

Sunday Oct 04, 2009

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Girls complicate my life.

There is I. (not to be confused with the first person singular pronoun), who goes to school with me. She's attractive in a librarian sort of way. However, although friends, my romantic interest in her begins and ends there. On the other hand, she just got out of a long-term relationship and, in between that and the normal stresses one...
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toothpickmoe:

Good luck getting your dick wet.

toothpickmoe:

Happy to finally oblige with the fingering. However, my theory is that she lost them in 'Nam.

Well, with those sorts of wooing songs at your disposal it's a wonder you're not fending off the poontang with a chainsaw. shocked

Saturday May 30, 2009

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On my way home from the gym/grocery store today, I ran into a little old lady (not literally) coming from another grocery store who I usually see out walking an ancient Pomeranian. And while it's probably bad form to find humor in another's infirmity, even a pet's, it was hard not at least smile at how this old dog seemed to...
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toothpickmoe:

Yeah, not so much with Pokemon and me.

Apparently I need to read that dude's entries...

Aw, old folks are so cute sometimes.

baudot:

The boy can't even be bothered to check out naked girls anymore? Where are his priorities.

Thursday May 28, 2009

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obd:

tldnr.

how are you these days? how much longer until you head east?

toothpickmoe:

The title of that site pretty much did it for me.