one fangsgiving i was home from college and i was rooting through my mother's closet looking for presents and i saw a bank like this and assumed it was for me. christmas came and went and i never got it. i asked my mother about it and she said i was a "gag" gift for someone.
last christmas ms. mayhem and i were at the punk rock fleamarket and i saw it. before the guy could finish saying $10 i paid him and the bank was mine. he told me he found it cleaning out a whorehouse in nevada. all the best things have a story behind them.
i think?
i don't know what that means!