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If sex is on my mind and I've got time on my hands, I'll go down on my knees and put my shoulder to the wheel paying lip service until I can't stomach it. Literally.
hyatt:
Sounds like a good plan.
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I'm very talented at advising my girlfriends on how to manage difficulties with their boyfriends.
lovelygamer:
smile
pineapplefroot:
High five!
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So long as I'm listening, it seems, the neighbors perversely refuse to have sex.
pineapplefroot:
those bastards!
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If this were a much improved world, you'd be awake now.

You'd be awake, your phone would be charged, your webcam would be well-greased, and you'd have no reason to have to get up in the morning or ever again.

And you would be eager. Oh if this were a much improved world, you would be both available and eager. In fact...
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hyatt:
oh hi you. hehehe...
philconnors:
I am awake now. It was an ehausting week, and it was soooo nice not to have to set an alarm. Got up, made coffee, bacon and scrambled eggs. Work and Baseball today, so no nipples or webcam. Hope you have better luck. But then, the sun will rise tomorrow and maybe I can chat and chill. I would whisper sweet nothings, but I have none to give. whatever
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"SIMON SHOWS"

We must antagonize malaise. Cruel spring will not slaughter us. We're alone, drifting, and aging, sure, but we will wield sharp wits and not cease from mental fight!

To that end: a new game, what do you say?

And it's so so simple and based on, ahem, a game I'm currently playing via private message. Our new blog game is...
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karaiko:
I miss you a little. ♥
karaiko:
Hehe...well we don't know each other very well ^_^

Your games are awesome...not only will I participate more soon (almost getting the net on at home!) but I'll encourage my friends ;D
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AN OPEN LETTER TO CRUEL SPRING

I've been bored. I've been busy. I've been going to seed.

Earlier I had beer. I sat in my jeans, without socks, in my chair. Now I have wine, I wear shorts (uncharacteristically), and I'm waiting until it's night enough to sleep. I've been watching movies, horror movies, French movies, old movies, silent...
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pineapplefroot:
You are too clever for me, my dear. And thank you!
hyatt:
'Kind'?? Aghast! You save that talk for strangers, you hear?

I'd be up for other vegetarian options. smile You could teach me. And yes, I know. A frillion miles. At least you know people in real life. I'm always alone. Everyone is always just out of my reach.
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CHAPTER SEVENTY FIVE, in which our anti-hero gets his comeuppance, and eats it, too

She's had her revenge: Viking has interviewed me, here: http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Viking/2510510/.

Am I as awful and verbose and charming as I fear?
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hyatt:
Oh you seem to be very adept at not being a drag, dear Headonist.

As for your fears: I'll get back to you on that...
kiljoy:
Oh hi, I'm back. For a while at least.
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HEADONISM: AN INTERVIEW WITH KILJOY

The latest in an ongoing series of chats with SG friends and semi-strangers, The Headonism Interviews.

I am spasmodically delighted to publish this here interview with Kiljoy. It's a long interview, and he tells great stories, and it's so worth your time. I hope you enjoy as much as I did.

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1) Is it purely my imagination that...
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hyatt:
hhhiiiiiii smile *hiccup*
kiljoy:
After being absent from the site for a while coming back and reading this is a laugh and a half.

I'm a wonderful writer? Compared to you, I am but a troll without a cause.
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Alright. The winter weareth on. Were running out of bourbon and patience. We need new games.

If you beasties spend any time around the Masturbation group, you mayve seen this thread: http://suicidegirls.com/groups/Masturbation/topics/333549/

The idea is sound: Filthy texting is fun; many lack filthy text partners; why not matchmake sex-text-friends via SG? And yet the thread is a washout. Two...
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elizathetroll:
Nice try, but it's not that easy to get my phone number. biggrin
elizathetroll:
That was very sneaky of you. tongue

I have a funny story to relate regarding phone numbers and SG:

Years ago I got an IM from an SG I had been interacting with a bit, which contained 10 digits and nothing else. I thought it was some kind of code and spent a fair time trying to deceiver it, then told the lady in question - several times, if I remember right - that I didn't get it. I don't recall her answer exactly (and I'm too lazy to sift through the archive) but she was basically making fun of me for not recognising the obvious. It just never crossed my mind that someone could simply send her phone number to a strange dude twice her age on the other side of the country[1].

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
1) Over-stated for dramatic value. I was in Arizona at the time, and I think she was in Texas.

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HEADONISM: AN INTERVIEW WITH VIKING

The latest in an ongoing series of chats with SG friends and semi-strangers, The Headonism Interviews.

Meet Viking. Shes whipsmart, weird, wise, adorable, and sexy as a Victorian garden fairy. (Am I the only one?)

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1) You seem to like an astounding amount of stuff: objects, films, bands, proper nouns. In your SG and real life circles, would you to...
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hyatt:
Great interview. Your questions allowed Viking to show that she really is beautiful inside and out, imho. smile
hunter:
This is a cool idea. I'm down to be interviewed if you fancy chatting with a fellow writer.