I need pussy or booze.
Anyone wanna help me out with either of these?
Anyone wanna help me out with either of these?
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I am convinced that there is a computer curse on me. That no matter what type of computer I use, no matter what precautions I take, no matter how well I know my stuff, something will always go majorly wrong with it.
Never before have I had computer problems that have made me want to cry.
Never before have I had computer problems that have made me want to cry.
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radiofrank:
Well, baudot started the immunity challenge, so I think I'll have a go at it...
lilmissmorbid:
Check my journal for the body bag masturbation experience
I went to a poetry slam tonight. It's been a while since I've been there, and it was nice to see all my old friends. Unfortunately, there was no competition tonight, so I didn't get to slam, but I got to see a lot of my friends perform (and do an awesome job with it), and next week will be my BIG comeback.
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radiofrank:
Thanks. You are a fountain of wisdom. 
reina_confundida:
Um, Jared Paul?
I dated John Powers for 5 years. I know the PVD/Boston/Worcester/NY slam community pretty well.
I dated John Powers for 5 years. I know the PVD/Boston/Worcester/NY slam community pretty well.
My tolerance level has peaked
Now it's time for heads to get flown.
Just because I speak peace
Doesn't mean I can't throw no jaws.
-Sage Francis
Now it's time for heads to get flown.
Just because I speak peace
Doesn't mean I can't throw no jaws.
-Sage Francis
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radiofrank:
Amen to that.
ovida:
The Testimonial you left me made my day. Thankles! 
And last I heard, the Uterus gnome was road-tripping across the Andes...Some honeymoon thing with his wife Fallopian Tube Fairy...
And last I heard, the Uterus gnome was road-tripping across the Andes...Some honeymoon thing with his wife Fallopian Tube Fairy...
I hate living at home again. I'm 20 fucking years old, I want my fucking privacy. My parents don't seem to understand the idea of knock THEN wait for a response THEN enter, which is not cool when a certain someone is a chronic masturbator. This is my last fucking summer at home, I swear.
Andrew W. K. = A lot of fun.
Andrew W....
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Andrew W. K. = A lot of fun.
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peggy:
Yeah....if I don't get a house soon I'll be looking for a new roomie!!
dysphunkcional:
hey mister...
sorry to hear about ur parents at home... lol... my mom is still like that... only she doesnt knock she juss comes in... lol.....
i miss talking to u mister.. i dont see u on anymore... i hope i didnt delete u... oh poop on me... i think i did... uhm ur email was a hotmail one huh?
even if it was yahoo i deleted contacts from there too that i couldnt remeber the email addy or name to.... oh poop... uhm can u email me thro here so i can re-add u to my messenger thing...
thats probably why i havent been able to talk to u lately... sorry.. its my fault im sure....
i miss u either way tho...
*mUaH*
sorry to hear about ur parents at home... lol... my mom is still like that... only she doesnt knock she juss comes in... lol.....
i miss talking to u mister.. i dont see u on anymore... i hope i didnt delete u... oh poop on me... i think i did... uhm ur email was a hotmail one huh?
even if it was yahoo i deleted contacts from there too that i couldnt remeber the email addy or name to.... oh poop... uhm can u email me thro here so i can re-add u to my messenger thing...
thats probably why i havent been able to talk to u lately... sorry.. its my fault im sure....
i miss u either way tho...
*mUaH*
My mom has a new dog. She gets so attatched to dogs, and she's gotten so attatched to this one in the few months she's had him. He's a golden retriever puppy and he's the cutest thing in the world. But now, my parents aren't sure that they're going to be able to keep him since he just doesn't seem to be controlable. They've been...
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jmax:
just let it go away...stop feeding it. Please?
anabel:
Awaaah poopie face. It'll be okay. Date the dog.
HAW HAW. Just kidding.
HAW HAW. Just kidding.
Okay, so I've had this idea I've been working on for a screenplay for a while. It will be many years before I can actually get the funding and resources to actually produce it, but I wanted to just run an unofficial poll. Would you see a movie in which:
-The main characters are a drug dealer, a psychic, a vampire/hooker, a zombie, a telekenetic...
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-The main characters are a drug dealer, a psychic, a vampire/hooker, a zombie, a telekenetic...
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radiofrank:
Ha! That was rather amusing! Perhaps Spidey can zot the knob for us... 
[Edited on May 15, 2004 8:18PM]
[Edited on May 15, 2004 8:18PM]
ovida:
I would wait in line for months for tickets to a movie like that, no foolin'.
I got my budy Silver back!!!! (Silver is what I've decided to name my Powerbook G4). I took it to get a memory upgrade. I was without it for three days 
. I called them up today and they're just like "Yeah, it's done." Gee, thanks, when were you going to tell me about this, jackasses. I missed my Silver!
P.S. Yes, I've joined in...
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. I called them up today and they're just like "Yeah, it's done." Gee, thanks, when were you going to tell me about this, jackasses. I missed my Silver!
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radiofrank:
I'm glad that you and Silver have been reunited. I also find it slightly amusing that the shop you sent it to took their sweet time to call you back...the repair depot associated with my store is exactly the same. Not a week goes by where a person screams at me over the phone to find out when their precious item is coming back. Ah, the perks of my job...
susannahjoy:
wow, ok, i named my car... and i name living thigns, but not my computer. and i saw your pic in my friends stuff list thingie and was confused. no changing pics dammit!!! it hurts poor lil susie's head!!
Some candybar company has been doing this contest where the winner gets to go on tour with A Simple Plan.
My roomate and I a few months back were talking about how much fun it would be to win that contest and spend the whole time telling A Simple Plan how bad they are.
"Hey, you know what? You guys suck!"
"Hey, you know that...
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My roomate and I a few months back were talking about how much fun it would be to win that contest and spend the whole time telling A Simple Plan how bad they are.
"Hey, you know what? You guys suck!"
"Hey, you know that...
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yuriel:
www.airamericaradio.com
ps if you dont know about this listen to it now
if you did.... damn you fucker for not telling me sooner hehe
hmm oh and howdy man
hope all is cool yo
see ya round (maybe more in chat i notice yer not on often anymore!)
ps if you dont know about this listen to it now
if you did.... damn you fucker for not telling me sooner hehe
hmm oh and howdy man
hope all is cool yo
see ya round (maybe more in chat i notice yer not on often anymore!)
ovida:
Aaaawww!! 
Thankles, you've made this geek happy! Heh, I think my 1st set's plenty geeky/personality-reflective, but not as geeky as the ones to come *cue booming foreshadowing music*
And damn! I wish I had a mighty fine scholarship...but I guess that would entail hard work and such. G'job on that!
And for the record: Simple Plan does indeed suck rotting zombie moose testicles. And Enthusiastically so!
Thankles, you've made this geek happy! Heh, I think my 1st set's plenty geeky/personality-reflective, but not as geeky as the ones to come *cue booming foreshadowing music*
And damn! I wish I had a mighty fine scholarship...but I guess that would entail hard work and such. G'job on that!
And for the record: Simple Plan does indeed suck rotting zombie moose testicles. And Enthusiastically so!I'm really in a mood today where I just want to be an asshole to everyone who's remotely stupid. I'm thinking I might want to stay off the boards for the day.
I probably won't, though.
I probably won't, though.
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peggy:
Not strong.....just morbidly optimistic.... 
radiofrank:
Thanks for the info; will look for their stuff next time I go music shopping. I know that I'm probably going to sound like a knob for asking, but what the hell is this "Hot Topic" thing you speak of? I guess I'm not cool enough to know about these things. 
Due to a glitch in my AIM service, my ex now thinks I'm ignoring her. I told her what happened but, knowing how stubborn and self-righteous she is, she'll never believe me.
Edited to add: Lo and behold, I was right.
Edited to add: I just had what will probably be the last conversation I will ever have with her. Then again, if she's anything,...
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Edited to add: Lo and behold, I was right.
Edited to add: I just had what will probably be the last conversation I will ever have with her. Then again, if she's anything,...
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peggy:
I love your voice....
mora:
nope. your friend failed to ever actually said this to me. whats their name? if you dont mind me asking. it would have been funny, but i'm guessing i know what class it was and i was usually anything but in good spirits in that class, and my response probably would have come off as less than friendly.
hammersmith:
Further proof that I suck.
you can have the latter
hahah@you and ashley talking smack!