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I just got back from Nashville. I performed at Zanies all weekend. Good Times
They have a weird thing about that club where instead of a Sunday show they do 3 shows on Saturday.

Yeah 3... I guess if you're a drift around mike to the chest comic it's no big deal. But I run around like a shaved monkey on stage and scream like...
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_panda_:
saw you on Fox, have you been lifting weights?

BTW^^^, that girl loves me.
james:
You are more amazing than words can describe. scratch that.....WE are more amazing than words cna describe (although the former is also true).

i love you.
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uh oh...

The following is an excerpt from a Dallas Morning News Article....

"What's more, there is not much real give in the administration's policies. True, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and other American diplomats met Memorial Day weekend with the Iranians in Baghdad (a good first move but limited, since the Iranians have most of the power because of our incredible stupidity in Iraq)....
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rowe:
Ugh politics.. It can bring a headache to someone instantly with just a thought tongue I just had an hour and a half debate with someone last night over it, NO MORE!! It's mess now-a-days frown

BtW, keep lookin' thexy kiss love



vivid:
please send some of these men ... and/or women ... my way then. ^.~*

xoxo
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I have a new word I'd like to share with you....

"Freetard"

This applies to anyone who loves to fuck up anything that is free. These folks rush into anything, Myspace, Facebook, etc. and fill it with Spam and pass on stupid chain letters and create fake accts so they can pretend to have friends to support them when they flame strangers.

It also applies...
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lusteye:
I'm sorry but Fucktards is best uesd by my one friend... Fucktards are the assholes in BMW's who cut you off well you're trying to merge into a lane, while on their cell-phone & then have the nerv to flip you the bird for honking. That is a fucktard.

But I argee with your Fucktards too.
halsparks:

Lust eye said..


I'm sorry but Fucktards is best uesd by my one friend... Fucktards are the assholes in BMW's who cut you off well you're trying to merge into a lane, while on their cell-phone & then have the nerv to flip you the bird for honking. That is a fucktard.

But I argee with your Fucktards too.



uh...okay.... didn't really use the word fucktard anywhere in my blog so... uh... What?

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I have a new word I'd like to share with you....

"Freetard"

This applies to anyone who loves to fuck up anything that is free. These folks rush into anything, Myspace, Facebook, etc. and fill it with Spam and pass on stupid chain letters and create fake accts so they can pretend to have friends to support them when they flame strangers.

It also applies...
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Hey everybody!

Hope all is well.

I'm in Chicago for a gig and to do some writing. anybody know a good coffehouse/artist hang-out that's wi-fi friendly downtown? Hmmm?

Big Love

Hal
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ojaeflo:
You missed out on a really good local get-together, Methinks... biggrin oink biggrin
james:
I know this little cafe right outside our bedroom, i think there is a girl there who hhas a crush on you.... love
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Phew! What a week... er...bunch of weeks...

I am home with a day off for the first time in 3 months.... It should be relaxing but it's weird.
maybe I have to go through work withdawal before I can truly chill out.

The show was a blast last week. The folks at the Hard Rock were great. And the VH1/Save The Music kids are awesome....
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_panda_:
So, was your VH! Rock Honors appearance televised? Didnt see it... was hoping to see Chloe give me a secret wink or something...

ahhhh. chloe.
dd0ck:
Non-rock faces are useless. You don't want to be the next Lindsay Lohan.

Do you?
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Save The Metal!

My band has been asked to play the opening show for...

wait for it... VH1 Rock Honors Weekend!

We are playing the opening show at The Hard Rock - Universal City

May 17th @ 8 pm

The Show is a benefit for the Save The Music Foundation. Which is a dream come true for me. I'm a big fan of this organization....
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grace:
That's awesome! Love the pic James put up, i wanna have hot suicide girls dancing on me too... oh wait! I can! love sweet.
james:
I love you too...did i ever tell you that you are the best? cause you are....you know....bones.
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videoeye:
That's a sigil on the background?
halsparks:
Yup!
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Continuing on my desire to overmotivate everyone I know let me present
another dude I seriously appreciate. I have been using Anthony Robbins' techniques
since the mid 90s.

I find a strong line of consistent thought between The Secret, Anthony Robbins and
Grant Morrison...

Enjoy...



By the way..that's Al Gore sitting in the front row...

Have a great Week

Hal
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buchanan:
I saw you on I love the 80's 3D all day yesterday....you are very funny! Applause! I didn't know that Jaws was in 3D?!
sita:
Fantastic clip! Thanks for sharing it.
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I love this guy smile

I've been reading "The Invisibles" BY Grant Morrison and I am totally enamoured of his ideas. What I enjoy most is the combination of seriousness and joy he has. usually in life it's one or the other. Either you find people with a good point who are a total bore or happy-go-lucky giggleheads who never make a dent.




I hope your...
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admitourmistakes:
I know someone already commented you about it, but I just wanted to say I really appreciate the thought and sincerity in the Britney Shaves Her Head thread. So many people are too eager to continue with their hip POV's about Britney to even realize that she is crumbling. I just thought it was nice to hear something positive from a member that others might actually listen to!
sethomatik:
Thank you so much for this post man.
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I love this guy smile

I've been reading "The Invisibles" BY Grant Morrison and I am totally enamoured of his ideas. What I enjoy most is the combination of seriousness and joy he has. usually in life it's one or the other. Either you find people with a good point who are a total bore or happy-go-lucky giggleheads who never make a dent.


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