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New Funny or Die Video up smile

It's my response to all the rubber heads who think telling kids to study is a socialist attack

Rubberheads
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m_bethany:
how are you enjoying the house in Venice? I still cannot look at James' sets without thinking "I took a bath in that tub, I remember when they redid that kitchen, that is my bff's bedroom door" - I hope you are well and happy...

I never did drop that torch for you... and yes, you look amazing. I hope I age just as well.

peace and love, I miss Venice but love where I am now - Cambridge, Mass.
formerviking:
Been listening to you on the Stephanie Miller show on XM . Enjoy it quite a lot , in fact it may be enough to get me to subscribe .
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Phew! What a week!

And next week I'm on the radio 6-9AM PST so I get to get up at 4:15.. Good times
I'm filling in on The Stephanie Miller Show while they're away on vacation.
If the show airs near you or anywhere you're travelin' thru.. feel free to listen of even call in!

I also get the honor of babysitting aspen's dog...
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pureblu326:
haha I can only imagine what neighbors are thinkin as they hear that
threadlocker:
If I was Hal's neighbour, II don't know what would be creepier: interpreting the comment as her being incontinent or interpreting at as being some kind of kinky thing.
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Working on Some new sketches for Funnyordie.com and they are shaping up to be great fun.

One of them is about misspelled tattoos done at a Shop called "Type-O tattooes"
Need LA based SGs and friends who might wanna be in the sketch. anybody wanna?

Here's the last one I did with James and Zoley and my Good Friend Chris Bonno. Cameras, lights and the...
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threadlocker:
I really dig the springer on the front end of that bike. Nice touch - which goes to show that Hal (doing a wonderful pastiche) actually has better taste than the nu-school OCC biker type he's taking the mickey of.

As for tattoos, I've seen many a shop with misspelled signs.... I'm like "euh, and you expect to write something on me permanently?" TAT-2Z U LIKE and such.
trixxx:
HAHAH the chapstick part was killer
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My new favorite thing of all time..

this is a musical remix of Christian Bale cussing out a Lighting Director who continually walks into the scene while he's working...



For the record as an actor I am far more sympathetic to what Bale is saying than you might think
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merkaba72:
"Would ya like that....would you like to fucking ride with Batman"?!! HAL!! You need to update...it's been since Feb!
zynthpopicon:
and surprisingly enough, this track started getting mixed into goth club playlists...i know i was one of the guilty djs...but, i mean, the beat is pretty awesome...
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Today Barack Obama became President and between swearing in and signing the necessary paper work... he found time to FREEZE all of Bush's current regulations (or removal of regulations) until they can be reviewed.

Tomorrow I bet he'll close Guantanamo bay.

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Did everyone hear the booing when Bush was introduced?... and "Nah nah nah nah hey hey hey Goodbye" practically every time his name...
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aluminumovercast:
Damn straight.
jujubee:
Hey Misha, donchya mean bad rubBUSH? eh? EH!? tongue
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I've been bothered lately by the concept of guilty pleasures.

Why should something that I find pleasurable make me feel guilty?
Seriously who am I answering to when I like something?

It's like a Demon that should have died in High School but escaped and is now roaming the countryside.
Like we all have a tiny Kathy Griffin, Ant or some other jag-off member of...
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halsparks:
It's true... I'm at Helium on the weekend of April 1st
xtine:
I love those VH1 shows! And "Dude, Where's My Car?" Now that you mention it. People feel guilty for that? For being entertained? People are terrible.
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Has anybody ever heard of the idea of getting a button from Santa's coat as good luck?

I did a show for WGN in Chicago this morning and they had a Toys for Tots drive..
(because Toys for Old people doesn't rhyme and they are in bigger danger from "Swallowable parts" than kids are)

And Santa was there and as Santas go..This guy was good....
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xtine:
Ha!
dickstarr:
Wow, that's actually a really cool idea (The Santa's button thing). I'd love to do a story like that, or at least one that follows the idea. I hope your holidays were of the hook, and best of wishes to you for the new year. The Top 100 Hard Rock Songs countdown has been terrific thus far, I can't wait for the top 20 tonight! Peace. skull
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I spent the last week before the election campaigning for Obama in 4 different swing states.
The last of which was Ohio..which went blue this time... now I am not claiming that I singlehandedly won the election for Obama through my tireless efforts... History will decide that that is the case without any help from me... But I am saying that I..helped turn Ohio blue...and...
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silencia:
Dude, election day DID feel like Christmas. It was amazing to see how fast he won biggrin
elea:
"I keep watching the news expecting to hear them say it was a big misunderstanding and no democratic votes will count. Paranoia dies hard."

People over here were saying the same. Heh ^^
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I get the occasional e-mail from the far-right(..er...Queer As Folk..fans? or Dude, Where's My Car fans? anyway.. ) That is warning me that I am supporting a "Muslim"! "OMG!" They cry, don't you realize that you are supporting a Black...Muslim!?!

Well, what a shock to wake up to the realization that they...are...right!

I have been supporting a Black Muslim for some time now. And I...
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havilah:
That was just awesome.

I hope you're right and that Palin gets impeached as governor too.
I know a lot of the right is still claiming Obama is a Muslim, but I mentioned that to my 75 year old grandmother (a life-long, hardcore republican and Catholic) and she snapped "Those people don't know what they're talking about! He's a Christian and I believe it!" I think she's secretly planning to vote for Obama but just won't admit it.
qbug:
Hey there, here's the link to the I Love The 90s group.

Also for funsies, a spoilered picture of me imposing on your privacy at the Obama rally. Thanks, by the way. biggrin

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The Lesser of Two Evils....

One of my pet peeves during an election cycle is the old stand by.. "You're just voting for the lesser os two evils". Setting aside that it actually portrays both sides in an elections as evil. You know, like child rape, genocide, hate crime and nuclear war. Evil isn't one of those words you should play around with. At least...
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thefreak:
What everyone else said.

-TM
frankenhovey:
Very well said. skull
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Holy Shite!...

I guess this was a big internet buzz about a year a go but Isure missed it..



To coin a phrase... CRIKEY!!


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chynadoll:
Thanks for the add! biggrin
discoverybob:
Thanks for the add! I was surprised to see you in a clip with "James" from SG about the book "the Secret" and said "Holy Crap!" Hal Sparks is with "James" lucky Bastard!
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What's goin' on...?




Good times smile
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qbug:
I was gonna write a blog about it, but then I remembered that you're on my friends list here... So I'm going to directly annoy you. biggrin

You just yowled and meowed on TV and you freaked the hell out of my cat.


That is all. confused
cheyenne:
Dear Halliburton,
Wo shi lujun Zhongshi. Wo tao yan ni. Nimen tai guo fen le. Wo mei you yi dian huo da, wo huo da le! nimen zai gan shenme????? Nimen suan la ji?? Wo zhi dao...Nimen shi ge da pigu. Ma bu xhi lian chang hou zi bu zhi pigu hong!!!!!!!!!!


Thanks for posting that video.


Cheyenne