Well, exactly 7 days until i am in a white dress sweating my tits off in front of all of my favorite people. Just so all of you attendees know......you will get to see me cry, a rare thing indeed.
Things are going well. Busy as FUCK!!!! I have the flower girl outfits made, the flowers are planted, the carpets steamed, all blankets washed for...
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Things are going well. Busy as FUCK!!!! I have the flower girl outfits made, the flowers are planted, the carpets steamed, all blankets washed for...
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nataskaput:
no my upper lip is stiif and smells like stale whiskey
fridgemagnet:
Dude, I can't come. But I'll send you a present, what do you want?
Well, the bridal shower was AMAZING!! Lankakitten and her man get the award for giving THE BEST PRESENTS EVER!!!! Seriously, she didn't come but she sent me something that plugs in.
I got ass toys, dildos, nightys, thongs, and dirty mags. Then we all ate greasy roasted pig. Mmmmmmm.
Well, Sunday my sis and i went to Portland to look for a dress for her....
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I got ass toys, dildos, nightys, thongs, and dirty mags. Then we all ate greasy roasted pig. Mmmmmmm.
Well, Sunday my sis and i went to Portland to look for a dress for her....
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productiondiva:
Hopey I just have to tell you that I love reading your posts. I just read one in Girls Only and one in Wedding Planner and they both made me laugh out loud! 
chopperdave:
uh...
I was up there last weekend...
and
it was nice actually!!!
I was up there last weekend...
and
it was nice actually!!!
Could you tell i was stoned and eating doughnuts when i wrote my last journal? 
Well, Saturday is my bridal shower/pig roast practice round. If anyone wants to come, let me know! If anyone wants to buy me panties or something that vibrates for my shower present, i would love to accept said present. I need people to eat my pig.........i think you know what...
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Well, Saturday is my bridal shower/pig roast practice round. If anyone wants to come, let me know! If anyone wants to buy me panties or something that vibrates for my shower present, i would love to accept said present. I need people to eat my pig.........i think you know what...
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tawnya:
I just got here, like a few hours ago, so I don't kow what's up on the job front just yet. I'm trying really hard, though.
elizagirl:
Thank you! Some big butt I got. 
And I know, he told me about the wedding...he was so disappointed that it couldn't work.
And me, too, I was dying to meet you!
I hope you have the best wedding ever, though, and a damn fine marriage to follow.
And I know, he told me about the wedding...he was so disappointed that it couldn't work.
And me, too, I was dying to meet you!
I hope you have the best wedding ever, though, and a damn fine marriage to follow.
I love doughnuts.
THERE, i said it.
I want to eat doughnuts all fucking day. I love that delicious crispy outer layer.
THERE, i said it.
I want to eat doughnuts all fucking day. I love that delicious crispy outer layer.
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merritt:
Duuuuude. You're going to hate me. I hate me for making you hate me. I've been planning on having Beth with me that weekend, and the only way to even remotely make it work involves 8 hours in the car with Porter, arriving between 3-4 PM Saturday.
If you want to kick me in the nuts at Dave's, you have carte blanche.
If you want to kick me in the nuts at Dave's, you have carte blanche.
strongmad:
Duuuuuude, now you're going to hate me for hating Merritt and making him hate you for hating me and me hating him. Wait, what?
Anyway, just saw I missed a call from you and it's too late to be calling you back. Hope everything's OK.
Anyway, just saw I missed a call from you and it's too late to be calling you back. Hope everything's OK.
Thanks for all the love......i was stressed out about the invites.....things are better, invites go out tomorrow.
Keeping up with the yard work alone for this wedding takes up all of my free time.
I still have to make two flower girl outfits, my veil thing, the altar, and some lanterns.....not too bad.
Here are some pictures from camping.
Cam likes fire......and smores. There is...
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Keeping up with the yard work alone for this wedding takes up all of my free time.
I still have to make two flower girl outfits, my veil thing, the altar, and some lanterns.....not too bad.
Here are some pictures from camping.
Cam likes fire......and smores. There is...
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toothpickmoe:
If you think you're boring now just wait until your a married folk like me. We're total yawners.
prockgirlscout:
I totally understand. I think no matter what kind of wedding you have, it gets stressful. Why are you having to make the dresses and veils and such? Isn't there anyone to delegate to?
Is the bridal shower on the 11th or the 19th?
Is the bridal shower on the 11th or the 19th?
Fuck it.
Less than a month until the wedding and i'm fed up. I don't want to have a fucking wedding.
Everyone i love most is not showing up.
Less than a month until the wedding and i'm fed up. I don't want to have a fucking wedding.
Everyone i love most is not showing up.
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supremepizzaman:
Stoked like a fox.
supremepizzaman:
Can't misspell a word that doesn't exist.
Well, i didn't see Ty, but neither did Josh. Mostly because the people on that show hardly do ANY WORK. He saw the REAL designer doing sketches while the guys painted. She is never on camera. They have a whole seperate tent where Ty does his "work for the house." None of it ever goes in the house. So that's lame......their job is to cry...
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supremepizzaman:
I don't think I'll have them before you're visiting, but maybe I can furnish you with it come the wedding action.
sugadaddi:
I loved your Thai vacation pics, looks like you had a lot of fun. Where are you two doing a honeymoon?
I loved your Thai vacation pics, looks like you had a lot of fun. Where are you two doing a honeymoon?
Welllllll, extreme home makeover is in our town. Specifically in the FUCKING WAY of my shortcut to Cameron's school. Josh gets to paint the house on Wednesday night from 6PM to 6AM.
His boss volunteered them all to do it and then suggested that they may want to volunteer some of their time as well. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No. No fucking way. Nice try though. What a...
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His boss volunteered them all to do it and then suggested that they may want to volunteer some of their time as well. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No. No fucking way. Nice try though. What a...
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magpie:
my ass its on its way back. I think I owe a lot of it to you. ahaha. thank you!
dickstarr:
Smash Ty's megaphone into his teeth. 
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thefreak:
-TM
-TM
punt:
coming back to PDX soon....
big show on the steps of city hall of some shit..
I believe its some sort of city sponsored skate/art thing calld "Board of Art"
August 5/6 I think. More info to come...
-Eric
big show on the steps of city hall of some shit..
I believe its some sort of city sponsored skate/art thing calld "Board of Art"
August 5/6 I think. More info to come...
-Eric
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gristle:
you are awesome.
prockgirlscout:
I can't come to the wedding.
Insert update here.
Haven't had time lately to update.....fucking lame. At least i am making more money and having more sex than the last time i was here.
Haven't had time lately to update.....fucking lame. At least i am making more money and having more sex than the last time i was here.
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doll_:
sex and money are good...
thefreak:
Hope all's well. 
-TM
-TM
Josh and i fought for hours last night. I cried alot. I felt like my heart was breaking. We have had this sex problem, this sex debate for more than 2/3 of our relationship. We have sex less than once a week. I HATE IT. He thinks it's ridiculous that i need sex. That a relationship can be affected by it. If we have sex...
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eliska:
I felt the same way dating James... he never wanted to bc he was tired. I started to feel like I wasnt hot enough or something stupid. It was a really big problem for me too.
Now Im dating Brandon and we do it constantly. On his lunch break, three times a day whatever. From my expirence there really isnt anything to do about this problem, having sex with someone who is just doing it cause you want sex is never good.
I finally got your save the date card though... Ill be there for sure, possibly with my man... but I cant promise we wont fuck in the janitor closet for most of the party.
Now Im dating Brandon and we do it constantly. On his lunch break, three times a day whatever. From my expirence there really isnt anything to do about this problem, having sex with someone who is just doing it cause you want sex is never good.
I finally got your save the date card though...
Ill be there for sure, possibly with my man... but I cant promise we wont fuck in the janitor closet for most of the party. 
_elichrusos:
:big huge hugs: That's horrible.