Yesterday I sold my unemployment beard to a mouse.
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redvillain:
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issue_:
why is your acct unactive? 
breezey:
That poor cat! 
urblueygrl:
i agree with Breezey, that poor cat... It looks like he could use a drink after all of that...
Ok... so I, the unempolyable Ryan, got a totally unexpected phone call yesterday asking me interview today. Think I did rather well. Hopefully the manager does too. He seemed pleased.
He had a couple more interviews today and will make a decision.
Send me good Intranetz karma k Sg peeps? Im off to english class.
He had a couple more interviews today and will make a decision.
Send me good Intranetz karma k Sg peeps? Im off to english class.
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franie:
You will get your shot. I have no doubts.
girlb0t:
kitty likes giving you kittie kisses in the mornin' , oh our fatty gato. 
kitty likes giving you kittie kisses in the mornin' , oh our fatty gato. It has been a while since I have worked a regular job. Last Friday I went in to interview at the only place that had called me back....twice. A place my wife actually works. I was so full of hope I even shaved off my unemployment beard.
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rocketeam:
I only apply for jobs that require beards. Should be in my contract at all times.
urblueygrl:
thanks
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franie:
That is pure comedy!
deadskinrose:
i was gone for a while actually. i dont even remember how long its been.
ohh and YAY for you getting married!!!! im happy for ya! i just celebrated my 1 year wedding anniversary =)
lol
look at us all grown up. haha
ohh and YAY for you getting married!!!! im happy for ya! i just celebrated my 1 year wedding anniversary =)
lol
look at us all grown up. haha
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breezey:
I really hope he didn't pay for that.
urblueygrl:
that is just soooooo sad
Ryan's Rules of Tattooing FAQ's (Stolen from another Website)
Does this list of common Q & A's about tattoos help?
1. Does it hurt? No of course not. This is just an urban myth so that everyone doesn't go out and get tattooed. Tattoos are not applied using a tattoo machine. This is just a special effect used by TV shows. All my tattoos were...
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Does this list of common Q & A's about tattoos help?
1. Does it hurt? No of course not. This is just an urban myth so that everyone doesn't go out and get tattooed. Tattoos are not applied using a tattoo machine. This is just a special effect used by TV shows. All my tattoos were...
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d_day:
The kittens I'm using must be broken.
beckyuill:
Hehe yup! maybe we could all hang together again soon?
that would be even cooler than kittens licking tattoos on people.
that would be even cooler than kittens licking tattoos on people.
girlb0t:
LOL 
redvillain:
I'm sooooo surprised that he didn't get hit
Things I learned today:
1) Yoga is one of the only things I can say is both Hard and relaxing
2) The new kings of Leon album is pretty good. Not many albums I say that about anymore.
3) Upon thinking on the subject at length, I have a far longer and more genocidal history with Zombies than I thought. I started with resident evil...
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1) Yoga is one of the only things I can say is both Hard and relaxing
2) The new kings of Leon album is pretty good. Not many albums I say that about anymore.
3) Upon thinking on the subject at length, I have a far longer and more genocidal history with Zombies than I thought. I started with resident evil...
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rocketeam:
#3
Damn right, I'm there with you.
I had a bootleg copy of when it was called Biohazard.
Damn right, I'm there with you.
I had a bootleg copy of when it was called Biohazard.
redvillain:
"I hope this isn't Chris's blood"
How about that fucker that dies after you go all the way to the other side of the mansion to get a antidote for him
How about that fucker that dies after you go all the way to the other side of the mansion to get a antidote for him
Happy birthday to Mrs Misha, Redvillian, and oh yea....me.
Thanks to everybody for making the party so great. Good times.
Thanks to everybody for making the party so great. Good times.
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beckyuill:
Hehe why were they confused? Don't they know that you're a robot?
urblueygrl:
Happy Birthday
Went up to see the snow yesterday. Beautiful.
PS- Fuck Fog
PS- Fuck Fog
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issue_:
i like your wifey.... just sayin
rocketeam:
Heyy! a very happy birthday to you my friend!
Couple of days ago I came down with my motto for university final and finally put it into words for my new wife.
....and then when I slam that piece of paper down on the desk, I'm gonna say "Fuck you final. Im here to rape and pillage and then I's out. Im doin' you long and hard and there aint shit you can do...
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....and then when I slam that piece of paper down on the desk, I'm gonna say "Fuck you final. Im here to rape and pillage and then I's out. Im doin' you long and hard and there aint shit you can do...
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girlb0t:
I iz gonna rape and pillage your booty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take it like you like it!
urblueygrl:
awesome