Monday Jan 01, 2007

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So, this New Years I managed to do the following after an outrageous amount of Jaegermeister :

1. Slap my friend. A girl..yeah.
2. Accost said friend's friend until she kissed me.
3. Ran down the street like a lunatic then sat down on a brick wall where I cried.
4. Threw up in the middle of a group of people.
5. Fell down...
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Wednesday Oct 11, 2006

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I stayed home from work today and haven't yet put on pants. I feel very accomplished. I wish America would adopt the No-Pants Wednesday as well as daily naptimes as national traditions, we'd have less violence I'm sure of it.

Monday Sep 11, 2006

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So I want to move to Washington. Anyone know if Bellingham is a cool place? I hear it's pretty rad.

Friday Aug 25, 2006

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So my last entry I described the lame text message I sent. Well a little while after I sent that one I sent another one, and it developed into a conversation of sorts. She thinks she can out sarcasm me, and for that she is sorely mistaken. I'm not exactly sure how a sacrasm contest works, or how a winner is chosen, but I...
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ginary:

Thanks for commenting on my set! kiss

Wednesday Aug 23, 2006

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I had to put this somewhere for some to read and laugh at. I just sent a girl that I met at a party last weekend this text message (after sending a few back and forth, asking for screen names, she didn't have one) : "well shucks, call me sometime if you want, we could debate world issues or something, haha." Yeah, I even put...
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foi:

there's no such thing as text charm - this from the queen of lame texts. and yes, i put in an overabundance of hahas in there.

and who knows - she might be thrilled to discuss world issues with ya sometime.

prockgirlscout:

You are now officially bookmarked. smile

Tuesday Dec 13, 2005

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Communication breakdown! It's always the same, having a nervous breakdown!
saffrie:

Wow its been one heck of a time since u last updated jezz...r u still hav that communication break down?? shocked but hmmmm but on a liter note thanks 4 the comment on my set!!! <3

Thursday Dec 01, 2005

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She was barely a teen hangin' out in-between, just a part of the scene with mercurial smile and incurable style she was only a dream...how's that, he didn't know a thing about making love to the kind of girl you read about.

That about sums up how I feel about things round here.

Wednesday Nov 30, 2005

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I don't have anyone to talk to, but I'm not quite sure I want someone to talk to. I think I just want some comapny, a warm body in my presence to exchange snide comments about television with. Perhaps even have a quiet dinner. But whoever really knows what they want?

Oh, and it's one thing to play loud music at night...
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