From here on out I will be known as Skullfuckery.

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littleharpy:
Is this some kind of plan to get me to swear? πŸ€”
skullfuckery:
Dammit. @littleharpy is on to me. My dastardly plan has been thwarted. The one who speaks of relations with skulls must now put in place a new, more devious plan.

I'm so close to deleting this account and creating a new one with the name Skullfuckery. But that seems like such a pain in the ass. It would be like starting from scratch. But I love that name.

I need opinions. Would it be worth it?

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greenless:
Fuck it, you're right @8ball2. I'm doing it. One vote for yes is all I needed to hear.
littleharpy:
I know I'm too late but I will always think of u as Greenless.

Death might be preferable to how I feel today.

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greenless:
That is precisely what I'm going out to do now, my friend.Β 
pipercadence:
Da booze has dehydrated you so your liver isn't able to supply enough glucose to your brain which is why you are feeling bad. Β Eat a banana and drink lots of water. Β  Or drink more of the stuff that messed you up. Β 

Forgetting how many beers you've had so far is probably an indication that you should call it a night...

He thinks to himself whilst opening another bottle.

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missjessarae:
Rock on!
8ball2:
Booze always is your first friend and your last friend lol

Dude. This is gonna be a fucking sick show. Chelsea Grin, Lorna Shore, Wage War and Under the Combine? I am there.

1akbrian:
Hell yeah!!
angela14:
I just discover wage war through revolver magazine and looove them!!

My first selfie of 2016. I'm ringing in the new year with coffee, cigarettes and a Simpsons marathon. I love you losers. Here's to an awesome year. I wish you all happiness, love and success. πŸ’™

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greenless:
Unfortunately, I am at the mercy of whatever FXX chooses to play. Still, your suggestion is valid.Β 
vanissa:
What a good way to ring in the new year. I love the Simpsons. ☺️ I also love that FXX runs marathons of it. (I now have the Simpsons theme song stuck in my head)
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I love this song so fucking hard right now.

The Acacia Strain - Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow

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I've been a little quiet lately and I apologize for that. There's no particular reason for it; I just haven't had anything worthwhile to talk about. Life is treating me well overall and I'm definitely looking forward to another three day weekend. I hope you are all doing fantastic and having an awesome fucking day. πŸ’™

ainoa:
I am glad you are doing fine sweet friend :) rock that 3 day weekend \m/
greenless:
If by "rock" you mean "sleep away", that's the plan my beautiful, sweet, cute friend. I hope you're well. πŸ˜‰ πŸ’™Β 
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It's been a great birthday so far. My favorite coworker brought me a case of Miller Lite (bottles nonetheless) and we're gonna drink together after we clock out.

I thank you all for the birthday wishes. I love my loser friends. πŸ’™ ☺

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hellfyre420:
*bubble bubble bubble bubble πŸ‘„πŸ’¨*
sheashannara:
happy belated birthday, good sir!!
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Starting my birthday celebration early. With pizza and beer. What a fucking party animal I am.

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vanissa:
High five on the front page! βœ‹πŸΌ
greenless:
Thanks @vanissa High five right back πŸ˜„