The sound of a storm makes me wish I was having sex.

capitu:
me too

Seriously though, if you haven't seen @jam yet, you're missing out. She's not only gorgeous; she's one of the coolest people you will ever meet in your life. Show her some love.

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ainoa:
I think she just turned pink :D
greenless:
She did, indeed. Which is fucking awesome. I'm happy for her; she's been excited and nervous about it for awhile now.  :)

I will soon be the owner of three vehicles.

I'm not wealthy, by any means, but I certainly enjoy feeling like I am.

I began writing this in a group thread but halfway through I realized that the group is called Dating Sucks so I'm not sure it really fits the theme of the thread, haha. But I finished it nonetheless so fuck it, it's a blog post instead.

Dear Yana,

I think I'm falling in love with you and it scares the shit out...
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Two pieces of advice I would like to share:

· Don't ever buy an electric lawn mower. They are the biggest motherfucking pain in the ass you can imagine.

· Don't ever buy a Chrysler ANYTHING. They are the second biggest motherfucking pain in the ass you can imagine.

I know because I own one of each.

Two things that happened today:

· I got a raise

· I bought a car

I would be pretty damn excited about both if I wasn't so tired. It's only 9 pm and be I'll asleep within moments.

"I have a lot of beliefs and I live by none of ’em. That’s just the way I am. They’re just my beliefs. I just like believing them. I like that part."
- Louis CK

The series finale of Falling Skies airs tonight. So exciting but so sad. Yes, the show is very cheesy and the plot, at times, downright boring but I'll be damned if I haven't grown to love every single character. Farewell, 2nd Mass. You will be missed.

Listening to Pantera makes me want to kick the shit out of someone's face.

But like, in a good way.