Thursday Feb 10, 2005

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Something told me this was going to be one of the worst weeks of my life, but I was wrong...

This is the worst week of my life.

Aside from my online life, things have been going from bad to worse to down right depressing.

But unlike some people, I know that being online is only a hobby, just an item on the shelf in...
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jj_r0x0rz:

kiss

_dictionarygirl_:

Bahaha your epic trumps my epic. biggrin

Feel better, holmes. I hope everything's going all right.

Tuesday Feb 08, 2005

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Awoke out of a stupor... got my ass up, helped my cousin apply for work, then I found an ad for a "gentleman's club" hiring doormen and jizz moppers in LA, so I drove out and applied there...

...They'll get back to me by Monday.


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I know what you think when you scan me...

Some potsmoking, perverted, molester, psychpath...
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theseadog:

Doorman.... Or jizmopper? Do they have a health plan? Cus I'm looking for work. biggrin

jj_r0x0rz:

tongue

Monday Feb 07, 2005

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I quit my job today.

Flat ass broke, jobless, and now no car insurance... and I can't stop smiling!


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I'm a pervert, not a criminal...
_dictionarygirl_:

Hahaha there was a Geek Boy table too. They threw ketchup packets at us. It was all quite tragic. Times were tough in the 7th grade. skull

jj_r0x0rz:

wha!?!?

Sunday Feb 06, 2005

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I finally saw the Venture Bros. Season Finale tonight and SWEET FUCKING GAWD!!!

Will Brock grow the mullet back?!


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I'm not saving myself, I'm just a loser...
_dictionarygirl_:

There is no doubt.



Artie rules all.

Sunday Feb 06, 2005

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jj_r0x0rz:

hehe i dunno man jesus can do some pretty bad stuff from what i read int eh bible...

marybee:

I would wear it on a daily basis if I knew where to buy it.

Tuesday Feb 01, 2005

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Just ahnging with friends... life is good.



...that was a lie.



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Daddy hung me from a balcony...
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marybee:

Completely not true, I would sell my left nut to play Dr. Girlfriend.



It's a pretty nut isn't it? biggrin

jj_r0x0rz:

tongue

Sunday Jan 30, 2005

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I'm gonna start filming my "film" in summer.

Unfortunately, for those who were hoping, it's not going to be a hardcore film, There will only be nudity (yeah, as if that'll be easy to get across), and humorous hints at more extreme subject matter (you know, for comedy).

I will have open casting calls soon for those not totally disgusted at me...
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Thursday Jan 27, 2005

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I'm gonna make a PORNO!













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I'M GONNA MAKE A FUCKIN' PORNO!!!
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cochar:

Sounds fun. wink smile

theseadog:

For serious? Sweet. Have fun!

Tuesday Jan 25, 2005

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Drinking with two girls in my friend's room and I can't take advantage of them!!!

One of which is a fifteen yr. old waiting to be an SG...

This is the hell that is my life.


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Mace makes me horny...
koukla:

15! eeek