goontastic

It's cold and rainy and I have a headache. I've been sad for the last couple of days. Not depressed, not waaaaahhhhh sad, just plain, old dictionary-definition sad. Instead of working, I've been trying to figure out why.

I'm lonely.

Being alone is one thing. I'm frequently alone and I love it. I seek it out. Being alone frequently doesn't bother me in the slightest....
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Every single time that I think to myself, "Gee, I should update my blog on SG, when I'm finished all this important stuff that I am always doing," I sit here and stare stupidly at the screen, wracking my brain for something interesting to write about. After about 5 minutes of staring off into nothingness, I look at the screen again, realize that I have...
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Wow... new favorite website!

Yum!

I think I am in love.

When I was a young lad, I had this cloth doll with zippers and buttons, which I can only assume was supposed to teach me about zippers and buttons. He was, however, lacking one important thing. So I used to stick my penis in between his legs so he would have a penis too.

The moral of this story is: Parents, buy your children toys...
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I just realized that I have been sitting in this chair, staring at the ceiling and idly fondling my beard for about 20 minutes. I'm supposed to be working, but I just can't concentrate. There is a huge inflatable air mattress set up behind me, and I can't feel it's eyes on the back of my skull even now, daring me to take a nap.

I have "Business Time" by Flight of the Concords stuck in my head. I HATE a musical comedy act, but that song is mildly amusing, and pretty catchy to boot.

Some day, I will write something here that is interesting/funny/clever.

Hrmm.. for some reason, I've been down in the ol' dumps for the last week or so. I dunno why.

Pills and whiskey have left me feeling groggy and distant. Worth the trouble though, because this weekend was the most fun I've had in a long while.