Nothing quite like getting a cell phone bill LATE from your provider, a week before it's due, especially when its a bill for 190+ dollars due to the fact they fucking lied about free texting to any one on any network with your plan and totally ass raped you on data use fees you shouldn't be paying in the first place.
I'm not a happy...
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I'm not a happy...
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nexttuesday:
yeeeeeeeesh 
jamielee:
I had something veerrryyy similar happen to me a couple years ago. I spent a long long long time arguing with corporate over the phone. Man oh man that was frustrating. Sorry to hear about your cell phone issues.
Still haven't had a smoke since I threw mine away days and said the notorious words "I quit" which I've said many times prior.
Surprisingly the cravings are pretty few and far between, I mostly just miss something to do when it's slow at work.
I'm confident I'll do it this time, even seeing people smoke in chat doesn't bother me.
Surprisingly the cravings are pretty few and far between, I mostly just miss something to do when it's slow at work.
I'm confident I'll do it this time, even seeing people smoke in chat doesn't bother me.
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nexttuesday:
The Chicken Song Lyrics
Its the time of year
Now that Spring is in the air
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
Make another song for moronic holidays
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the shores of Spain
To the coast of Southern France
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this dance
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears
The disco is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
Its truly nauseating
Let's do the dance again
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Now you've heard it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song
You'll be humming it for weeks
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaa
******just thought you should know
Its the time of year
Now that Spring is in the air
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
Make another song for moronic holidays
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the shores of Spain
To the coast of Southern France
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this dance
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears
The disco is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
Its truly nauseating
Let's do the dance again
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Now you've heard it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song
You'll be humming it for weeks
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaa
******just thought you should know
mellylou:
I knew you would be the first to start the destructive trouble!!!!! I check in with you all and there you are with the crowbar in hand........tsk tsk tsk!!!
Miss ya
♥
Miss ya
♥Christ i just want a fucking smoke.... 
I don't get how I can be so good at quitting everything but this....
I don't get how I can be so good at quitting everything but this....
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nexttuesday:
I think hangin out with me and boss would be way cooler so iunno what you;re talkin bout
btyjugs:
No i love your 5 things.. they are sweet and endearing.. especially the one about your mom
The weekend was awesome, that's all that really needs to be said right now, as I need a power nap.
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btyjugs:
so glad you had fun babe!!!! xoxo 
nexttuesday:
You're rude
Things aren't going so well in the real world right now so I might not be on as much for a bit if I'm even on at all.
So don't freak out if you don't see me much the next week or so.
Nothing I can really get into at this point until they are better sorted out, but nothing you should all be worried...
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So don't freak out if you don't see me much the next week or so.
Nothing I can really get into at this point until they are better sorted out, but nothing you should all be worried...
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klaatuveratanato:
*hugs* Enjoy WWE tonight. Drop me a line if you need to talk or want me to school you at nerdiocity 
I'm expecting an angry phone call at around 430am from work.
A few days ago a bat was in the store when Connie went in to open up, it chased her around awhile and she's scared shitless of bats apparently.
Being the nice guy I am, I tracked down a rubber halloween bat and rigged it up with fishing line to swoop down at her...
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A few days ago a bat was in the store when Connie went in to open up, it chased her around awhile and she's scared shitless of bats apparently.
Being the nice guy I am, I tracked down a rubber halloween bat and rigged it up with fishing line to swoop down at her...
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mellylou:
Well you deserve to be woken up then
atomicant:
awesome dude.
I'm hoping next month the schedule at work is less retarded.
I've gone from set days off and start times to just utter randomness.
5pm-1030pm....yeah that's worth going for
I can't wait until Sunday's shift, I get to finally open and see what kind of fun they have at 5 in the morning.
I'd post more of an update but other people claim to know...
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I've gone from set days off and start times to just utter randomness.
5pm-1030pm....yeah that's worth going for
I can't wait until Sunday's shift, I get to finally open and see what kind of fun they have at 5 in the morning.
I'd post more of an update but other people claim to know...
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helly:
Isn't that always the way? See you soon, I will be the chick free-boobing with the ski mask.
mellylou:
..sometimes you make a big difference to my day ♥
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sanguine:
that wouldnt surprise me either 
mellylou:
thats all
thats all
Dear Morning shift,
I can already tell waking up to be at you before 8am is not my cup of tea.
I feel even though this is a one time favor of sorts, I shall give you the rundown in all fairness.
Please excuse the incredibly unhealthy amount of coffee I shall drink upon arriving and through most of the shift.
Customers and coworkers of...
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I can already tell waking up to be at you before 8am is not my cup of tea.
I feel even though this is a one time favor of sorts, I shall give you the rundown in all fairness.
Please excuse the incredibly unhealthy amount of coffee I shall drink upon arriving and through most of the shift.
Customers and coworkers of...
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mellylou:
85% max efficiency level...thats good!! You should see what i'm like on a shift and tired...i make the 2% mark for efficiency and 98% bitch.
Welcome home xbox 360. My nine days without you were rough, but I managed.
Since you've been gone, the 13 inch television was replaced with a 42 inch LCD widescreen.
Let us all sit down and get acquainted properly.
Someone please text me every 6 to 8 hours to make sure I'm eating and using the bathroom, thanks.
Since you've been gone, the 13 inch television was replaced with a 42 inch LCD widescreen.
Let us all sit down and get acquainted properly.
Someone please text me every 6 to 8 hours to make sure I'm eating and using the bathroom, thanks.
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nexttuesday:
LOL
you're too cute
you're too cute
mellylou:
You are such a dork.
I'll scold you every 6-8 hours for not paying attention to the most important things ever
Just don't miss out on life....
♥
I'll scold you every 6-8 hours for not paying attention to the most important things ever
Just don't miss out on life....
♥
I saw this a long time ago and forgot about it, and it had me in tears tonight.
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mamathunder:
I think i peed myself
mellylou:
I'm the pink one tonight