gadger

Ahhhh its almost time for big brother!!! i have been so obsessed with this one like and im really gutted its finishing tonight. Preston from the ordinary boys has to win like!! actually i'll be happy as long as fucking pete burns or barrymor dont win! i havent ever hated a housemate like a hate those 2!

anyway Preston to win!!!

Right for anyone interested, i have another poem with a story behind it this time.

I was in the toilet at work and some bastard threw a toilet brush over the top of the cubical and it nearly hit me! lol. i know it was this kid who always pisses about in the toilets and so does everyone. anyway the poem...

Toilet Phantom strikes again...
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Happy NEW YEAR everyone!!!!
hope everyone has a great 2006 and gets all sorts of good luck with different things lol.
i know mines gonna be better then last year!!! i hope to god anyway.
gadger xxx

Am comin to Newcastle, so lock up your lasses,
I'll shag anything, with spots or with glasses.
I'll sleep with them alone, I would even sleep with two,
To mothers out there, lock up your daughters too.
I'll do them in a bed, or even a park seat,
After a few double vodkas, I'm like a dog in heat.

Every whole is a goal, thats...
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Stumble into work, still half cut,
Got no sleep because of a drity slut,
She was mine, after i bought her a drink,
Hammered her on the bed and the kitchen sink.
Stripped me naked and made me say please,
Didn't even think about her dirty disease.

Itchy all over, even on my groin,
Her daughter walked in and wanted to join.
I said yes...
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MICHAEL OWEN
first off Michael Owen is signing for the toon!!!! whoop whoop.
up the mighty mags!!