funkmunky

THIS FUCKING SUCKS

So I went to an after-dinner "social gathering" at a friend's house tonight, did a little smokin, a little drinkin, a lotta movie watchin.

went outside to leave at 1 am...

...and my truck wouldn't start.

starter motor's not even clicking, godammit.

So, I finally got a hold of my little brother, and he came and picked me up, after we tried...
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mschrista:

hi

Dec 1, 2004

jimmypheenom:

I don't know if im comin or goin'
if it's really them or me,
oh but one thing's for certain
Willie Nelson only smokes killer weed

-hope yer auto trubble works out man-i fucking hate cars, yo.

Dec 1, 2004

I am stuffed... and stoned. omg it is the bestest feeling EVAR.

share with me your thanksgiving munchies moments!

jimmypheenom:

Hey man, you should like hit my email up with a way to contact you. I've decided that work can suck my nutz yo. So i'll be flyin han solo up to the state theater tomorrow.

Hit me up,
His JPness

edited to say: Seriously, hit me up cuz if i gotsta party alone ill be an angry midget.

[Edited on Nov 25, 2004 9:41PM]

Nov 25, 2004

mschrista:

no munchies i didn't eat much at all

Nov 25, 2004

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jimmypheenom:

ok

[Edited on Nov 25, 2004 12:01PM]

Nov 25, 2004

jimmypheenom:

man...

Nov 25, 2004

so, I got a new piercing... but it's really hard for me to take a picture of it. so, watch this space. I'll find someone to help me out soon.

viva la Clutch! --Funk

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mschrista:

Dear Mr.OldGuy,
Stop calling me KID!
Love,
Norae

Nov 18, 2004

mschrista:

thank you so much for the complement

i was just having a bad night/morning i'm better now

new piercing? different one or the one i tryed to rip out the other night

Nov 18, 2004

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mschrista:

Strawberita with Cum Floater

1 ounce tequila
1/2 ounce Triple Sec
1/2 ounce strawberry schnapps
1/2 ounce Lemon or lime juice
1 ounce fresh or frozen strawberries
1 serving semen <-------------how much is one serving?

Nov 15, 2004

mschrista:

its my middle name and its cool

Nov 16, 2004

what's to say? I'm cleaning out the house I've lived in for over a year, the one I signed the lease on with the woman whose life I ruined, and who can no longer look at me without hatred and/or intense sadness overwhelming her, and this is what prohibits her from ever attempting a new start with me, despite the changes I've made in my...
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mschrista:

yes the shower incident
silly boy

ps. i have a web cam

Nov 10, 2004

relapsedkevin:

DIZZO! Sorry to hear about that man... I miss hanging out with you and Tato. You have my cell number, give me a call. Sorry I havnt been able to keep in touch, I've been so goddamn overwhelmed with school and work.

Nov 10, 2004

blah

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mschrista:

anything just wright something new or post a pic something

Nov 5, 2004

anissa:

amen...

Nov 6, 2004

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patient_zero:

A real boomerang!! How cool is that, does is really come back when you throw it?? Ive always wanted to play with a boomerang, sure a kangaroo would have been cool but you would hve to feed it, pick up it droppings ...eeeewwww!!!