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come to guelph now we can eat free food, feast onn women set things on fire.....what?

curt you mother fucker, i miss you like a fucking cock load, i wish you guys were here right now, cause im an insomniac and cant sleep. poooooooooo.

ps jeff gay-ton says your sister is hot, whats her name again suzzie? synthia? sarah??

Look what someone sent Mom yesterday...she told me to eat the rest, so it's my breakfast!

http://www.ediblearrangements.com/Arrangements/Arrangement_Detail.aspx?ID=18

have a great trip!!

i made a point not to read it.

deal with it.

% days shit son yes, what day?

i'm SO EXCITED! AHAHGLDKJKLB!@$)@TEFGDJVm

i feel like teh squirrel whose nuts have not yet descended. What?

Like yeah...what's this about a break??!

OMG see you soon soon soooooon like poon.

i know what you mean jellybean. thats why i havent been there yet. theres a big winefest up here (starts today actually) called Bad Durkheim. its freakin sweet. and not as commercialized. its like a huge carnival or fair only with lots of wine and beer. theres nothing better than playing on the bumper cars while drinking straight out of a wine bottle. only in germany! haha

fuck nogger we're gonna get crunked like a fucking bunch of fuckers would that havent fuckin seen each other in too fuckin long cause one of thoes fuckers is in germ town country fucking around with fuckin computers and women.

ooh damn good book i say! that and the da vinci code. they are like crack! can't put them down. have you or are you planning on reading any of the other Dan Brown books? i'm kinda curious how they are, but dont know anyone who's read em. hi, by the way

Um, you're not going on the Thailand trip because YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY...and you know it.

party....23rd, not 24th dont make me yell.

#7.

Yay home time...I am going to tackle ye.

When do you have to wait until to find out how the flights are? I wanna send out an evite...I'm thinking the 23rd because it works for everyone...and mom will be AWOL.

And I will have the new Death Cab CD in 16 more minutes. WHEEEE!!!

what day do you fly down.

I hate the trews. and cool runnings, but im gonna watch cool runnings.

17th....sick, cant wait nig. I'll be there with bells on. i think. get a party started now.

Brad's cell phone was botched...

Ughhh..

Okay it's going on 8 days now...update, fucker.

Yeah, they're done...and she says hi.

And they're announcing a motherfucking DEATH CAB show this week so fuckin plan your trip home around that shit or I bet I can't go, cuz everyone else thinks they are gay. I hope it's not in October...that'd be BALLS.

Did I mention Sam was single now too? And she was asking a lot of questions about you last night...then we ate a pizza and some Half Baked B&J's ice cream so I forget what she said, but I'll pretend it was "hi".

Okay, I dunno if I've already said this like 5 times, but why don't the FOUR of us go somewhere nice in Europe so Jeff and I can afford the flight and you guys can go somewhere different? We could go to San Sebastian or something...if she's not down with Mallorca. It would be affordable for all of us if the flights are that ridiculously cheap. Maybe she can consider going somewhere fancier when you guys have saved up money...like next year on her vacation time?

when you guys go to germany....you should visit guelph....cough cough

It's too Flash-y...isn't that exactly what you wanted me to avoid?

Do you think the sketches I sent you sucked?

theres no reason to run away theres plenty for a jedi to do here....

Plus theres a girl I'd probably want to Jedi mind trick back to me. but with my luck it end up back firing and id end up having sex with a platypus or some shit.