Well the first week of work was fun. I completed ISM 4 Engine training, which we just tore down an engine and rebuilt it. I know a lot about engines, but they want me to be familiar with their engines so I can collect all my data when I start testing them.
I hooked up my speakers for my home theater so I can watch...
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I hooked up my speakers for my home theater so I can watch...
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Yep, I finally live in Columbus, IN. My apartment kicks ass. It's a little bigger than I thougth it was going ot be, but it could just look that way because I have no furniture.
Started work today, and they tell me that the plant I'm working in is the Cummins International Center (CIC), instead of the Cummins Technical Center (CTC). Not that big of...
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Started work today, and they tell me that the plant I'm working in is the Cummins International Center (CIC), instead of the Cummins Technical Center (CTC). Not that big of...
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SEX QUIZ #1: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION
1. Did it in bed? yes
2. In a waterbed? no
3. In parents' bed? yes
4. Got cookin' in a kitchen? yes
5. Got pistons popping in a car? yes
6. In a moving car? yes
7. In a moving car while you're driving? yes
8. In a Mini or other miniscule vehicle? no
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shicawgo:
1. Gave or recieved a hickey?
Yes
2. Ate food off of someones naked bod?
Yes
3. Watched a porn video with lover?
Yes
4. Performed striptease for lover ?
Yes
5. Talked dirty?
Fuck yes.
6. Asked, or was asked "who's pussy is this?" ?
No. It's more like Q: What are you? A: Your bitch!
7. Had claw marks on back next morning?
Expect nothing less
8. Gave or recieved a "pearl necklace"?
No.
9. Pleasured or was pleasured with a cucumber, fruit, or other household product?
That's degrading. Never.
10. Was with somebody with a genital piercing?
No.
11. Had a virgin?
Yes. Worthless.
12. Placed or recieved finger is asshole?
Yes.
13. Shaved someone or was shaved?
Yes.
14. Had anal sex?
Saving that for true love.
15. Had a homosexual experience?
Yes. God bless pussy.
16. Visualized someone else?
No.
17. Participated in "mercy fuck"?
Yes
18. Got the giggles or hiccups?
Yes.
19. Did a pro?
Ew, No.
Girls only
1. had sex with a man who had a horse schlong?
Absolutely. Never been with a man packin anything less than much above average.
2. Had sex with a man with a needle dick?
Nope.
3. faked it?
Nope. I refuse to waste my time with someone who I'd have to fake it with. If he didn't get the job done, I'm takin over.
Wow. I'm in an open minded mood.
Yes
2. Ate food off of someones naked bod?
Yes
3. Watched a porn video with lover?
Yes
4. Performed striptease for lover ?
Yes
5. Talked dirty?
Fuck yes.
6. Asked, or was asked "who's pussy is this?" ?
No. It's more like Q: What are you? A: Your bitch!
7. Had claw marks on back next morning?
Expect nothing less
8. Gave or recieved a "pearl necklace"?
No.
9. Pleasured or was pleasured with a cucumber, fruit, or other household product?
That's degrading. Never.
10. Was with somebody with a genital piercing?
No.
11. Had a virgin?
Yes. Worthless.
12. Placed or recieved finger is asshole?
Yes.
13. Shaved someone or was shaved?
Yes.
14. Had anal sex?
Saving that for true love.
15. Had a homosexual experience?
Yes. God bless pussy.
16. Visualized someone else?
No.
17. Participated in "mercy fuck"?
Yes
18. Got the giggles or hiccups?
Yes.
19. Did a pro?
Ew, No.
Girls only
1. had sex with a man who had a horse schlong?
Absolutely. Never been with a man packin anything less than much above average.
2. Had sex with a man with a needle dick?
Nope.
3. faked it?
Nope. I refuse to waste my time with someone who I'd have to fake it with. If he didn't get the job done, I'm takin over.
Wow. I'm in an open minded mood.
charmingdecption:
SEX QUIZ #1: LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION
1. Did it in bed? yes
2. In a waterbed? no
3. In parents' bed? no
4. Got cookin' in a kitchen? no
5. Got pistons popping in a car? yes
6. In a moving car? not actual intercourse...
7. In a moving car while you're driving? see above
8. In a Mini or other miniscule vehicle? no
9. Had actual roll in hay? no
10. Got dirty in car wash? no
11. "Split A tree" in the woods? no
12. Did some plunging in a waterfall? no
13. Got "down" in a sleeping bag? no
14. Got prickled in poison oak or ivy? no
15. Enjoyed locomotion by the ocean? no
16. In a shower? yes
17. Perfected your stroke in the in a pool? no
18. Got hot in jacuzzi? no
19. Got blown or blew somebody in back alley? no
20. Did it against a fence? no
21. Banged in a bar restroom? no
22. Made music at a concert? no
23. Worked up a sweat at a sporting event? no
24. Sunk it in the eighth hole? no
25. Moored your vessel on a boat? no
26. Joined the "Mile High" club on a plane? no
27. Sharpened a pencil in your office? no
28. Sharpened a pencil on your bosses' desk? no
29. Dug it out in a cemetery? no
30. Screamed "Oh God!!" in a church? no
31. Did the in-and-out at a drive in? no
32. Got some Good-N-Plenty at the movie theater? again, not actual sex
33. Acted out an X-rated scene in a porn theater? no
34. Spooged in a Spooge booth (by yourself doesn't count)? no
35. Got a happy ending at massage parlour? no
36. Got a personal anatomy lesson and a high school reuinion? no
37. Tried it on for size in a department store dressing room? no
38. Coupled up at a wedding? no
39. Buried it deep at a funeral? no
40. Did it in any public place in broad daylight ? yes
41. Got slammed in prison? no
Bonus question: Have you ever got in between the sheets at a mattress store?
10 points!!
Okay, you get one point for each one you mark, the possible score is 51 for
this one. There are a few more tests, and I will give you your sex report
card when you a finished with the tests. Have fun!!!
MY SCORE IS: 4
Max Score: 51
Average Score: 13
Sex Quiz #2: BASICS
1. Gave or recieved a hickey? Yes
2. Ate food off of someones naked bod? No
3. Watched a porn video with lover? Yes
4. Performed striptease for lover ? No
5. Talked dirty? Yes
6. Asked, or was asked "who's pussy is this?" ? No
7. Had claw marks on back next morning? No
8. Gave or recieved a "pearl necklace"? No
9. Pleasured or was pleasured with a cucumber, fruit, or other household product? Yes
10. Was with somebody with a genital piercing? no
11. Had a virgin? No
12. Placed or recieved finger is asshole? No
13. Shaved someone or was shaved? Yes
14. Had anal sex? No
15. Had a homosexual experience? Yes
16. Visualized someone else? Yes
17. Participated in "mercy fuck"? Um, yeah. Although I never though of it in those terms.
18. Got the giggles or hiccups? Yeah
19. Did a pro? No
Guys only
1. was with a female ejaculator?
2. was with a screamer?
3. gave a girl multiples?
Girls only
1. had sex with a man who had a horse schlong? Yes
2. Had sex with a man with a needle dick? No
3. faked it? No
POSSIBLE SCORE: 22
AVERAGE SCORE: 14
MY SCORE: 10
1. Did it in bed? yes
2. In a waterbed? no
3. In parents' bed? no
4. Got cookin' in a kitchen? no
5. Got pistons popping in a car? yes
6. In a moving car? not actual intercourse...
7. In a moving car while you're driving? see above
8. In a Mini or other miniscule vehicle? no
9. Had actual roll in hay? no
10. Got dirty in car wash? no
11. "Split A tree" in the woods? no
12. Did some plunging in a waterfall? no
13. Got "down" in a sleeping bag? no
14. Got prickled in poison oak or ivy? no
15. Enjoyed locomotion by the ocean? no
16. In a shower? yes
17. Perfected your stroke in the in a pool? no
18. Got hot in jacuzzi? no
19. Got blown or blew somebody in back alley? no
20. Did it against a fence? no
21. Banged in a bar restroom? no
22. Made music at a concert? no
23. Worked up a sweat at a sporting event? no
24. Sunk it in the eighth hole? no
25. Moored your vessel on a boat? no
26. Joined the "Mile High" club on a plane? no
27. Sharpened a pencil in your office? no
28. Sharpened a pencil on your bosses' desk? no
29. Dug it out in a cemetery? no
30. Screamed "Oh God!!" in a church? no
31. Did the in-and-out at a drive in? no
32. Got some Good-N-Plenty at the movie theater? again, not actual sex
33. Acted out an X-rated scene in a porn theater? no
34. Spooged in a Spooge booth (by yourself doesn't count)? no
35. Got a happy ending at massage parlour? no
36. Got a personal anatomy lesson and a high school reuinion? no
37. Tried it on for size in a department store dressing room? no
38. Coupled up at a wedding? no
39. Buried it deep at a funeral? no
40. Did it in any public place in broad daylight ? yes
41. Got slammed in prison? no
Bonus question: Have you ever got in between the sheets at a mattress store?
10 points!!
Okay, you get one point for each one you mark, the possible score is 51 for
this one. There are a few more tests, and I will give you your sex report
card when you a finished with the tests. Have fun!!!
MY SCORE IS: 4
Max Score: 51
Average Score: 13
Sex Quiz #2: BASICS
1. Gave or recieved a hickey? Yes
2. Ate food off of someones naked bod? No
3. Watched a porn video with lover? Yes
4. Performed striptease for lover ? No
5. Talked dirty? Yes
6. Asked, or was asked "who's pussy is this?" ? No
7. Had claw marks on back next morning? No
8. Gave or recieved a "pearl necklace"? No
9. Pleasured or was pleasured with a cucumber, fruit, or other household product? Yes
10. Was with somebody with a genital piercing? no
11. Had a virgin? No
12. Placed or recieved finger is asshole? No
13. Shaved someone or was shaved? Yes
14. Had anal sex? No
15. Had a homosexual experience? Yes
16. Visualized someone else? Yes
17. Participated in "mercy fuck"? Um, yeah. Although I never though of it in those terms.
18. Got the giggles or hiccups? Yeah
19. Did a pro? No
Guys only
1. was with a female ejaculator?
2. was with a screamer?
3. gave a girl multiples?
Girls only
1. had sex with a man who had a horse schlong? Yes
2. Had sex with a man with a needle dick? No
3. faked it? No
POSSIBLE SCORE: 22
AVERAGE SCORE: 14
MY SCORE: 10
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
So I get a letter in the mail today, and it says that I've been turned down for the apartment that I thought I had. It turns out you can't make over $30,000 a year and live there because it's low income housing. I wish they would have told this to me before hand so I could have looked for other places to live....
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So I get a letter in the mail today, and it says that I've been turned down for the apartment that I thought I had. It turns out you can't make over $30,000 a year and live there because it's low income housing. I wish they would have told this to me before hand so I could have looked for other places to live....
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starla:
Yeah, but if the hot girl was gong to live with you and ravish you every night, then it might as well be a 1br
arlo:
dude what kind of assholes tell you that only 5 days before you move?! jeez. good luck of finding a living situation in time!
i need to be on a normal sleep cycle too. ugh. i was supposed to get up at 6:30 this morning but i ended up staying in bed and now i'm skipping my first 2 classes. blah.
xox.
i need to be on a normal sleep cycle too. ugh. i was supposed to get up at 6:30 this morning but i ended up staying in bed and now i'm skipping my first 2 classes. blah.
xox.
So at 10:00 pm last night my friends come to my house and drag me to a strip club. I didn't really want to go since I had very little money, but getting tits in the face isn't a bad thing. Plus I got to meet a really cute bartender.
Got to talk to my friend Nate, who is back from Iraq for a month...
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Got to talk to my friend Nate, who is back from Iraq for a month...
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day:
yay for strip clubs!!! 
So it looks like every one is doing one of these, so I might as well too, but just for clarification, I stole this from Josie.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Derek
2. MetalHead
3. Fergie
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm a nerd
2. I'm funny
3. I have really great friends
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm shy...
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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Derek
2. MetalHead
3. Fergie
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm a nerd
2. I'm funny
3. I have really great friends
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm shy...
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moya:
"so who gives a shit."
Not me.
Not me.
jennifer:
I'm off to bed also night night!
well off to take a nap.
well off to take a nap.
The scary thing is, I feel that my memory just isn't that sharp any more. And it's not just that; I feel like the whole last 4 years of my life has been one big blur. I mean I can still spout off a bunch off engineering terms that I learned in my classes, but I can't really remember a lot about my social life,...
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rokette:
Are you in SGKY?
moya:
Hi. I don't know you, so for now, I have to decline the friend request. But commenting never hurt .
I don't know you, so for now, I have to decline the friend request. But commenting never hurt .I'm Indiana bound. My job starts on Feb. 7th, so I have to move in the next week. It should be a good job, and I'm going ot work hard to advance up the ranks.
My good friend Nate is back from Iraq for tonight. I guess his unit is back to train a few new guys, and then they will go back in a...
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My good friend Nate is back from Iraq for tonight. I guess his unit is back to train a few new guys, and then they will go back in a...
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charmingdecption:
You are so right about looking to the future! Man, that is like the quote for my life in teh past year... thanks for the comment.
Well Ive been interviewing like mad!
My last one was for a medical company out of Milwaukee. The place is really nice, and has this art gallery look to it.
Well I need sex. I know what you think, every guy needs sex all the time, but this is different. It's been like 6 months since I've last been with a woman, and I'm going...
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My last one was for a medical company out of Milwaukee. The place is really nice, and has this art gallery look to it.
Well I need sex. I know what you think, every guy needs sex all the time, but this is different. It's been like 6 months since I've last been with a woman, and I'm going...
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Well it's been a while since I last updated. I'm down in Columbus, IN right now for a job interview with Cummins Inc. The job interview was today from 7:30am - 4:00pm. It was looooong. It went pretty good though, other than me feeling like I'm over qualified for the job. I didn't do that well in school, meaning I got a 2.53 GPA. I...
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gingergayle:
when will you find out if you get the job?
valexis:
job interviews are like american idol, everyone is so good when there's no pressure. the second you lock eyes with simon, everything you knew flies out the window.
and by the way, i teach 6th grade history and english. hoorah!
and by the way, i teach 6th grade history and english. hoorah!
Update
SO you don't really notice how lonely you are until you go to a strip club. Went to this place called 'Grand Daddy's' tonight. It's called that because it's on Grand Avenue. It use to be an all ages place, then it was an 18+ bikini bar, then it just became a 21+ all nude strip club. A lot of the stripers (my friends...
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SO you don't really notice how lonely you are until you go to a strip club. Went to this place called 'Grand Daddy's' tonight. It's called that because it's on Grand Avenue. It use to be an all ages place, then it was an 18+ bikini bar, then it just became a 21+ all nude strip club. A lot of the stripers (my friends...
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UPDATE
So my mom and I heard a sonic boom tonight. Didn't think much of it; I shruged it off as a truck passing by. Later while watching the news they said that the police station was swamped with calls about a lorge boom and very bright lights in the sky heading north. My sister then called and said that while my brother in law...
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So my mom and I heard a sonic boom tonight. Didn't think much of it; I shruged it off as a truck passing by. Later while watching the news they said that the police station was swamped with calls about a lorge boom and very bright lights in the sky heading north. My sister then called and said that while my brother in law...
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cricket:
very true, just what i was thinking everyones acting like thinking about things is the end of the world haha
and congrats on graduating!
thats great
and congrats on graduating!
thats great
cricket:
very true, just what i was thinking everyones acting like thinking about things is the end of the world haha
and congrats on graduating!
thats great
and congrats on graduating!
thats great
i SERIOUSLY have to clean too. our kitchen is disgusting. uck.