Hmm. I think I am getting an ear infection. I totally don't want one, so I am going to pretend like it's not happening until I wake up in the middle of the night in incredible pain.
Also, why the fuck does this shit always happen to me on a weekend or holiday. Can't i just get sick during the week, like a normal hobo?
Also, why the fuck does this shit always happen to me on a weekend or holiday. Can't i just get sick during the week, like a normal hobo?
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papawheelie:
what about we just move Israel to somewhere in, like, Utah
jamie_trecker:
I know. I am lame.
I'm pretty sure I could land a plane in a river. You just pull up on dohicky and turn the thingamajig.
No big deal.
No big deal.
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tahloolah:
*doo-hickey
subrosa:
I've seen Top Gun about 156 times. That's all the experience I'd need.
You know Dominos is in trouble when they start advertising on Suicide Girls.
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mat8drb:
I ordered from Dominos the other day. Bah. Granted, it was New Year's Day for 8 of us, but I still managed to get 10 (about $0.02c at current rates) from them for the late order.
Urgh. Dominos.
Urgh. Dominos.
jamie_trecker:
Well, it's 84 here as well.. just in Kelvin, not Farenheit.
Hmmm. I may have underestimated how high unemployment will go.
Some say it's already at 16%.
We are going to lose 1 million jobs a month for about 6 months.
We are actually looking at Great Depression numbers, IMO.
Some say it's already at 16%.
We are going to lose 1 million jobs a month for about 6 months.
We are actually looking at Great Depression numbers, IMO.
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jamie_trecker:
I know. Must be losing my edge.
metaverse:
Pretty fucking scary. I'm glad I have a job.
I saw an episode of Peep Show tonight.
He killed and ate the dog.
Hilarious.
Must have more.
He killed and ate the dog.
Hilarious.
Must have more.
deleteddelete:
Man, if only US comedy writers could come up with that kind of gold huh?
*whistles*
*whistles*
mattacme:
Wow, Monty's looking great.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Okay, so that was the worst Christmas ever. It takes a big asshole to make one not feel empathy for a dying cancer patient, but he did it. Wow. Just wow. I've never seen my wife that angry. (AT HER DYING FATHER)
He really was a douchebag - but considering how he treated her his whole live, it was to be expected.
But the good...
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He really was a douchebag - but considering how he treated her his whole live, it was to be expected.
But the good...
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j24u:
Technology is advancing by leaps and bounds in the creepiness factor. Though it is pretty badass at the same time.
tahloolah:
I'm creeped out by the new sonograms. and I have a uterous. that HAS to say something
Going away. Rhode Island. Should be a pretty depressing Christmas. Visiting the wife's terminally ill father.
Won't be writing anything until next week.
Hope you have a good Christmas.
Won't be writing anything until next week.
Hope you have a good Christmas.
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mattacme:
Ah, the Ocean State. Rhode Island is a pretty weird place. I've spent a lot of time there, working, sailing, caring for the father of an old girlfriend who had a bad stroke, going to PawSox games. I hope you find some holiday cheer amid the grey, steely New England winter landscape and you father in laws decline.
For the ice cream minded, here is a bit of Rhode Island knowledge you won't get everywhere. In L.A., when you want a milk shake you order, oddly enough, a milk shake. That order, and what arrived as a cause of it, would be the same in just about everyplace in the U.S., with two exceptions, parts of Massachusetts, where a milk shake is a frappe (silent e) or Rhode Island, where you would ask for a cabinet if you wanted, well, a milk shake. Of course the day is long gone when ordering a milk shake in Cranston would elicit a befuddled look on the face of the soda jerk as all Rohde Island ice cream scoopers are tri-lingual and understand the Massholes, the locals and everyone else. The trick is if you order a cabinet in high summer at a busy beachside place (Newport no longer works, alas, they are forgetting the old ways) the jerk will take a quick look at you (just look back, don't nod or say a thing), make you your cabinet and charge you a good deal less than if you ordered it as anything else. I shit you not (a favorite New England saying). The only ways this can go a bit wrong are if the jerk doesn't buy that you are of the fold, he could say "with or without?" to which the only appropriate reply would be "what, do I look Canadian? without", or the jerk is too young and is one of the many who have forgotten our old local names for stuff.
Best wishes.
For the ice cream minded, here is a bit of Rhode Island knowledge you won't get everywhere. In L.A., when you want a milk shake you order, oddly enough, a milk shake. That order, and what arrived as a cause of it, would be the same in just about everyplace in the U.S., with two exceptions, parts of Massachusetts, where a milk shake is a frappe (silent e) or Rhode Island, where you would ask for a cabinet if you wanted, well, a milk shake. Of course the day is long gone when ordering a milk shake in Cranston would elicit a befuddled look on the face of the soda jerk as all Rohde Island ice cream scoopers are tri-lingual and understand the Massholes, the locals and everyone else. The trick is if you order a cabinet in high summer at a busy beachside place (Newport no longer works, alas, they are forgetting the old ways) the jerk will take a quick look at you (just look back, don't nod or say a thing), make you your cabinet and charge you a good deal less than if you ordered it as anything else. I shit you not (a favorite New England saying). The only ways this can go a bit wrong are if the jerk doesn't buy that you are of the fold, he could say "with or without?" to which the only appropriate reply would be "what, do I look Canadian? without", or the jerk is too young and is one of the many who have forgotten our old local names for stuff.
Best wishes.
niobe:
Happy Holidays! 
20%
That's what unemployment will hit next year.
And I am always right.
That's what unemployment will hit next year.
And I am always right.
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deleteddelete:
How inconsiderate of me. I shall re-write my journal this evening, dedicating it, in full, to the momentous occasion which was meeting you. I'm filled with a warm glow just thinking about it.
How are Mrs Reaper and Reaper Jr?
How are Mrs Reaper and Reaper Jr?
jamie_trecker:
Yeah. It's hard to type with one hand.
In my neighborhood, I would estimate that unemployment is already at 30%.
In my neighborhood, I would estimate that unemployment is already at 30%.
Fuck Prop 8.
I'm going to marry a llama.
Take that Mormons.
I'm going to marry a llama.
Take that Mormons.
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smithers_jones:
I heard "from a friend" that alpacas give better head. Plus you could probably make some money selling the fur.
fearthereaper:
I want something with a little more street sense than an alpaca.
And no, my wife has no idea what is coming.
And no, my wife has no idea what is coming.
It's cold here. LIke 50 degrees cold.
Send help.
We'll be dead soon.
Send help.
We'll be dead soon.
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_kungfoo_:
September actually. Fuck Nebraska and their 15 degree winters.
jamie_trecker:
Yep. Did you see the wacky press release MLS sent out on that? Talk about answering unasked questions.
Who drinks Kaluha and watches a hockey game? Me that's who. I'm a fucking maverick.
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fearthereaper:
I am a pit mom with hockey lips
huw:
I'm with you on the Kaluha but hockey.......no you've lost me there.