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I apologize if my brilliance is intimidating.

Also, getting ready for a baby is more time consuming that having a baby. That's what I think right now, anyway. How about the fucking asshole build his own changing table?
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fynx:
I'm sure the lady pushing out the baby would disagree with it being more time consuming lol.
ohdang:
Having a baby? Congrats and good luck. My sister is pregnant and I'm excited to see the little guy, and even more excited to not have to take care of it tongue
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Hmmm.

The Federal Government is about to learn that, like Bush in 2001, their estimation of taxes coming in is way, way off. Big over estimation. That will add a lot more to the debt.

Then we will all learn about the pensions that are failing - and the government is legally obligated to cover them.

Oh, and state and local governments will have to...
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jeremyejones:
Where are my pants?
fragilesong_:
The economy makes me want to cry.
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Let me know when we officially start to call this a depression.


Today the official unemployment rate today topped 8 percentup from 7.6 percent in January to 8.1 percent in Februarybut even more troubling: The broader unemployment rate, which is the most comprehensive unemployment measure, rose 0.9 percent to 14.8 percent in February. The broader unemployment rate includes the 8.1 percent figure plus people who...
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ohdang:
Where do you think the riots are going to start? Detroit again?
tiffini:
Where do we start or begin really? Repression I believe has always been the part of it all they skipped. I think that's where it all really started. Money is a dirty, dirty, drug.

There has just got to be some hope left if we're not all dead yet for the future is all I have to say to those Crazy Stats! 20%..FUCK MY ASS! THat's hard Son! AHahaa

Tiffini
xxxx
skull biggrin skull
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I am very drunk. First there was beer, then came wine, now there is Kalua. Sweet kalua and milk. God damn it life is good.
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mat8drb:
Not good. Hence i'm back in the pub.
_margot_:
Fantastic.
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I'll be doing my thing at Cobbs Comedy Club in SF tonight and tomorrow.

It should be really mediocre.
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tahloolah:
who DOES that, i mean really
christopher:
You're closing in on my Newswire record FtR. Congrats.
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Um. I'm on an airplane using wifi.

Welcome to America, Virgin.

All American airlines are officially fucked
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smithers_jones:
I just wish they flew out of Burbank.
tahloolah:
dont even talk about flying right now
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These businesses will die before August.

1) Rite Aid
2) Sirius XM Radio (Huge bummer)
3) Krispy Kreme
4) Sbarro
5) Blockbuster
6) Dollar Thrifty Car Rental
7) Chrysler
8) Six Flags
9) Harley Davidson
10) Winnebago
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tahloolah:
NOOOOO not blockbuster!!!!!!
fearthereaper:
One down


Sirius XM Radio Inc. has hired advisers to prepare for a possible bankruptcy filing, which could come in days, according to a news report.

The New York Times said late today documents and analysis of a potential Chapter 11 filing are nearly complete, say people close to the company.


Man, I'm good

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It's raining. I quite enjoy that.

I had jury duty (sort of) today. Woke up shockingly early. 6:30 am?!?!? What kind of animals get up that early. It was horrible. I do not recommend it.

Then I picked up an iced tea from Starbucks and a egg bagel sandwich from my bagel place, The Bagel Broker. I did that in order to satisfy my hunger...
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metaverse:
I was off today and had to get up at 11:30am for a dentist appt. That is early to me on my days off lol.
kpan:
630 is the night...do not get up then..it is madness....and eggs with bagels????...sheesh......i put it down to sleep deprivation.
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Okay, surgery went fine. I am fine. Annoyed by the strings attached to my stitches in my mouth. Seriously, couldn't he have trimmed them a bit?

I got a new "wii" from some guy who is an overlord of a website and bought Wii Fit. Wii Fit immediately told me I was fat. What a dick.

I will now lose weight.

Uh.

Yeah.

Baby in...
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kpan:
Perhaps if you bite your lip more it will stop you from eating...every cloud has a silver lining...at least your doctor didn't tell you you were overweight like mine just did...and I can't unplug him.
thefreak:
Then may your child be a smart little wiseass and look @the world through different eyes, as does his old man.

And, of course, be happy, healthy, and have all his fingers and toes. biggrin

-TM
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Surgery today at 4. It's minor.

I bit the inside of my mouth, below the lip in December. It caused a bit of a problem. Turns out I blocked a saliva gland and now it's all puffy. Wouldn't be a big problem, except it's under a vein, so if I bite it, blood will come gushing forth.

Now, I kind of like that idea. But...
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mingol:
I hope your recovery is smooth and painless.
guitargeek:
I hope you recorded BSG, it's a good episode.
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Top Ten Movies Of The Year.

1) Slumdog Millionaire

2) Happy Go Lucky

3) The Wrestler

4) In Bruges

5) Punisher: War Zone

6) The Fall.

7) Speed Racer

8) Wall E

9) Doubt

10) Step Brothers


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fearthereaper:
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smart lady.
mark_plus_beer:
But was Speed Racer misunderstood genius, or some pricks with a hell of a large budget, im not sure. Either way it was pretty eye candy.

Oh and thanks for the job hunting luck, its much needed.
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For all you clowns who look down on writers who write in a Starbucks - Obama's inaugural speech was written in a Starbucks.

Suck on that.
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cherbear80:
U rock dude! I love what u said about the speech. I feel u! Really. I am so happy that we are on the right path again. It is about damn time! :-)
jamie_trecker:
Whoops! I'll fix that. Thanks for the heads up.