I was just having an online discussion with a writer on a writer only website and the guy was being a total douche, so I started mocking him in my usual way. Then he went crazy, got quite upset. We were discussing the possibility of a SAG strike and he was talking out of his ass. I'm in SAG and have a bit more knowledge...
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papawheelie:
now I am oh so much more curious about what you've been credited with...!
quirky:
Ever thought about becoming a mod?
I suppose I should write a new one of these. However, I have nothing to say. I'm tired and I have to poop. That is all.
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abracadabra:
Someone once told me (a nurse) that if you don't poop after 10 days, you die.
metaverse:
LOL!
I will make my wife dinner for Valentine's Day. I just remembered it is tomorrow. Hopefully I can pull something nice off. We just decided to become vegetarians after driving up highway 5 for Christmas. The cow farms are horrifying and they multiply every year. Nasty. No more meat.
And then after dinner, the lucky lady will get a penis.
For 24 hours only, you...
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And then after dinner, the lucky lady will get a penis.
For 24 hours only, you...
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chainlink:
I'll be looking for a Fuck Ralph Nader article and day now.

quirky:
Excellent publication, sir.
2:44 AM. Received tentative deal via email. Our Guild negotiators basically kicked ass. The strike was more than worth it. We got what we wanted.
We beat the massive corporations. Fucking awesome.
We beat the massive corporations. Fucking awesome.
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chainlink:
Ha ha ! Brilliant !
All I have to do is kick the damn thing over and I'm done.
All I have to do is kick the damn thing over and I'm done.
ohsoordinary:
Great! I hope it pans out.
A video from the sketch pilot I worked on is up on Funny or Die.
Enjoy.
I finally got that three week cold that my wife had. Sweet.
Enjoy.
I finally got that three week cold that my wife had. Sweet.
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All is well. Just had a CT scan, which meant having a tube shoved up my asshole and liquid dye put into my colon. Awesome. Just me and another dude and loads of fluids crammed up my ass. Good times.
Anyway, I have something that used to be commonly mistaken for appendicitis. My doctor told me that in the old days, they would have cut...
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Anyway, I have something that used to be commonly mistaken for appendicitis. My doctor told me that in the old days, they would have cut...
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lostlucy:
Thank you for telling me abt the LA Times. The NYT and TRIB haven't done a critical piece.. i wonder why?



nessuno:
Wow. That sounds like fun.
I hope things turned out well.
I hope things turned out well.
Good news. The doctor called. No infection. But I still have to stay on the fast and monitor the pain. If it gets worse I have to head to the ER. And when my regular doctor returns from vacation next week, I have to follow up and try to figure out what this is all about. I could probably figure it out now, but the...
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mrginger:
Good luck. The fucking worry must be a headache in and of itself. I hope things get better.
scopitone:
a) You ever get in on the Halo 3 action?
b) We need more non-racist Barack smoking pics floating around.
b) We need more non-racist Barack smoking pics floating around.
Well, so much for "at least I have my health."
I have some sort of intestinal inflammation or infection. My doctor is "very concerned." I'm in quite a bit of pain. Currently awaiting results from blood work. When I hear the results my doctor tells me I will do one of three things: Take it easy. Take very strong anti-biotics, which I now have in...
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I have some sort of intestinal inflammation or infection. My doctor is "very concerned." I'm in quite a bit of pain. Currently awaiting results from blood work. When I hear the results my doctor tells me I will do one of three things: Take it easy. Take very strong anti-biotics, which I now have in...
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_margot_:
You are in my thoughts. Please do try to take it easy.
chainlink:
Ah shit. Wtf man. That sucks.
Best of luck. I hope it's a speedy recovery and nothing too serious.
Best of luck. I hope it's a speedy recovery and nothing too serious.
Seriously, what the fuck?
I had set aside today to work on my webisode series. This is how it went down:
Wife wakes my up at around 9:30 because she has an ear infection. She has had a bad cold and it caused an ear infection. She's in pain. I take her to the doctor. Get home around 1:00.
Go to my computer. Internet is...
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I had set aside today to work on my webisode series. This is how it went down:
Wife wakes my up at around 9:30 because she has an ear infection. She has had a bad cold and it caused an ear infection. She's in pain. I take her to the doctor. Get home around 1:00.
Go to my computer. Internet is...
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chainlink:
Ha ! yeah. Thanks, Dads going to be ok, the friend, not so much, but what can you do.
I got all the money problems as well, plus and then sum other. Problems with vehicles as too ! But thank god for rich friends right ?
It's like a parallel universe. Rollercoaster of a day though, I fuckin hate those. Mine was pretty chill. But I had very low aspirations today. So , twas easy. Low expectations, it's the key to happiness my friend.
I got all the money problems as well, plus and then sum other. Problems with vehicles as too ! But thank god for rich friends right ?
It's like a parallel universe. Rollercoaster of a day though, I fuckin hate those. Mine was pretty chill. But I had very low aspirations today. So , twas easy. Low expectations, it's the key to happiness my friend.

_margot_:
Hope your wife feels better.
I really am itching to see "There Will be Blood".
I really am itching to see "There Will be Blood".
Things that broke over Christmas:
Passat car engine: $5,500 (+ $300 car rental + $100 hotel)
Altima brakes: $500
Computer cord: $80
Favorite pair of jeans: $300
Good times.
EDIT: Car engine cost increased to $7400. What a shock! That takes car rental up to $450. Good times!
Passat car engine: $5,500 (+ $300 car rental + $100 hotel)
Altima brakes: $500
Computer cord: $80
Favorite pair of jeans: $300
Good times.
EDIT: Car engine cost increased to $7400. What a shock! That takes car rental up to $450. Good times!
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ed1e1us:
So I guess you and LostLucy are a 'couple' now??
LOL!!!!
LOL!!!!
joker_:
Your destructive streak is approaching legendary status.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Well, after doing much internet research it seems the problem with the car is common to the VW Passat. There are already class action lawsuits and it looks like we will have to join.
The mechanic will call tomorrow, but based on what I have read online it sounds like the engine is toast. We are looking at $5,000+. And that is just to fix...
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The mechanic will call tomorrow, but based on what I have read online it sounds like the engine is toast. We are looking at $5,000+. And that is just to fix...
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mifpo:
Happy New Year!
Today the wife and I set off for SF to spend Christmas with my family and take a couple of days to ourselves in the city. We go every year around this time.
We decided to take my wife's car, a Passat. I fucking hate her car. Volkswagons are shitty cars. Anyway, she needed Coolant, so I picked some up yesterday. But then this morning...
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We decided to take my wife's car, a Passat. I fucking hate her car. Volkswagons are shitty cars. Anyway, she needed Coolant, so I picked some up yesterday. But then this morning...
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thefreak:
WIN.
But, I kid. Hope the Xmas w/you and yours goes well despite.
-TM

WIN.
But, I kid. Hope the Xmas w/you and yours goes well despite.
-TM
joker_:
What a disaster. I hope you're able to escape Apricot infested Patterson and that things go your way soon.