facetious73

For lack of a better update...the following is 100% accurate, and in absolutely no order of importance...What you are about to witness is simply a rant...

I believe in ghosts, Bigfoot, and miracles...
My favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip, and just because it's green, that don't make it better...
The first time I ever went up in a plane, I jumped right the...
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Happy 06-06-06 to you all...Don't go see "The Omen" though -- Go see "The Proposition"...pow! pow! pow!

Best movie I've seen in forever!

~(R)~

My friends cat just yacked up a pair of gnarly little hairball globbies...I was about to hook a brother up and clean it up for him, when I decided to wait just a moment...Sure enough, the dog found it...Mmmmm.

Sa-weeet.....I say this new macbook is sa-weeet....Picked up the new mac yesterday....And mind you, I am the leastest cutting edge mother fucker in dodge, but I made a promise to myself if I got my hands on a laptop I was going to seriously kick the writing venture into full throttle mode...Well today was dias numero uno and I strive to be a man of...
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I'm not dead...Thought I'd let you know...

Ah, nothing like a case of severe toothache to have your ass up n' at 'em before the crack of dawn...I think I'd rather have my pee-hole soldered shut than to endure this kind of pain...I took a fistful of tylenol gelcaps...I think I can feel the pain starting to subside now...Bad news is, I can feel my stomach lining deteriorate from the more than...
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Yes...Yes...I know...I know...More lyrics, but this time they're my own...

"An Eye For An Eye Makes the Whole World Blind, That's What Gandhi Said When He Was Alive"

1st VERSE:
I still recall, it was not that long
An old man sittin' on his front lawn
Smokin' Chesterfields. Drinkin' Milwaukee's Best

He said, son mark my words, there will come a time
when some sombitch...
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late night and early morning low clouds
with a chance of fog
chance of showers into the afternoon
with variable high cloudiness
and gusty winds, gusty winds
at times around the corner of
Sunset and Alvarado
things are tough all over
when the thunder storms start
increasing over the southeast
and south central portions
of my apartment, I get upset
and a line of thunderstorms...
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A man walks into a bar and spots a very attractive woman...He buys her a couple of drinks, and the two really hit it off...Shortly after, he follows her to her appartment and when she invites him in, he is surprised to see dozens, and dozens of teddy bears lining her shelves...A little off-put, he forges ahead as planned, and the couple soon finds themselves...
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Ahhhhhhhhh....Friday at last.....Wait...It is Friday isn't it?....

I've said it once, and I'll say it again...Whenever you go to your cd collection, and you're standing there stumped, because you just can't decide what to listen to....Go with the Rolling Stones...Most likely any one'll do...And once it's in, it's always the right choice...

Here, make yourself a cd/playlist...

01. Sway
02. Dead Flowers
03. Stray Cat Blues
04. The Spider & The Fly...
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Falling James in the Tahoe mud
Stick around to tell us all the tale
Well he fell in love with a Gun Street girl
And now he's dancing in the Birmingham jail
Dancing in the Birmingham jail

He took a hundred dollars off a slaughterhouse Joe
Brought a brand new Michigan twenty-gauge
He got all liquored up on that road house corn
Blew a hole...
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