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Alright y'all. . . it's too early to go completely fucking nuts with excitement, but get this:

South Dakotans REJECTED the proposed abortion ban!!!!

So far, the Dems have taken back 19 seats in the House!!!!

THe Senate is headed toward the blue too!!!

Issue Five will probably pass!!! (Ohio public smoking ban!!! I can breathe in restaurants and bars!!!)

Ohio minimum wage increase is...
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girlfrompasadena:
wow, that's awesome. it's so hard for me to believe many americans just don't bother voting. it's compulsory here, if you don't with no excuse then the government you didn't vote for fines you.
kingskottie:
if afterbirth is here... i know the cool ratio is way the hell up there!
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VOTE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS OUT!!!
anaxarete:
gah!
i just got off the phone w my 22 year old brother tryin to convince him to vote
he claims he's not educated so he shouldnt vote
i told him it was his responsibility as a citizen to vote and if he wasnt goiing to bother to educate himself than he should just do what i tell him
i got sosooo mad, useless ofme, i know

he's lazy on so many levels - so this is just another thing

he also said
well i dont know the issues... its bush and the war in iraq, right? well, if i vote those things arent going to change. i think i'll get more informed by the outcome of the election than if i did it now and then voted!!!!!
seriously. he should just be shot. sorry. maybe just his citizenship taken away.
man, am i mad
afterbirth:
I did my best....
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I have another mouse. Stupid mouse.

I got a phone number on Saturday, gave him my number too. He was effing HOT. Two Ts even: HOTT. And he tipped very well, and gave me hugs. haha. My baby daddy (the guy who adopted my pitbull) was at the lounge Friday. I think he was trying to ask me out, but I kept steering him back...
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faceforradio:



I look like white trash.
afterbirth:
No you don't!
You look great!
Whatever color your hair is!
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I caught the mouse y'all!!!!

I came home Sunday afternoon and I heard it squeaking. I went into the kitchen and there he was, stuck in the glue trap, squealing his little mousey heart out. So I put on a work glove (I don't want to get bitten, and knowing my luck. . . ), grab a plastic spatula (the metal ones might cut him)...
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afterbirth:
So you're picky?
afterbirth:
You gotta act STUPID!

I told you that already.
And DON'T be funny.
Guys don't like that.

Hot's good though.
You can still be that and get guys.
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Last night was interesting. . .

DIdn't feel good when I left.

Three of my tabs were taken by other cocktails. That left me out a significant amount of money.

I ended up clearing off all the dirty glasses and empties and switching out the ashtrays while the other cocktails flirted and played around.

Peope spilled all kinds of shit on me.

Some drunk bitch...
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afterbirth:
Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal
Why can't we have some guts?

Oi! Oi! Oi!
girlfrompasadena:
and it's damn good that you know that! and meh, you got this job so easily, you could walk into another one just as breezily.
best wishes to you xox
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I lost my job on Saturday, y'all.

Showed up and started opening the bar when my manager calls us into the back and tells us that we wouldn't be opening. Ever again.

Fuck yeah.




So I call my friends and go hang out with them. My friend Patti calls me and tells me about a job. I ended up working that night at Vue Ultra...
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girlfrompasadena:
Happy World Vegan Day!!!
new job sounds ace! may look into it myself smile
waldo_jeffers:
Good luck with the new job! smile Just goes to show that change can be a good thing at times. I've lost my job through redundancy twice and each time I ended up getting a better-paid job!! Sometimes that kick up the arse is what we need to make us move on and look for something better.
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I just carved a Jack-O-Lantern. :-)

So cute.

Yesterday was my friend's birthday. On Sunday, we took her to a fruit farm. We went on a hay ride, picked our own pumpkins. Got apples and apple butter. Got lots of sweets: cider doughnuts, apple fritters, oatmeal cookies, pumpkin pie, apple crumble. Man. . . We got fat. Left the farm and went to our favorite...
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rabbiofrock:
He's based in Buffalo, but is looking for models in different cities. I will drop you his email addy later today! biggrin
afterbirth:
Who said I was bald?????

whatever
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I got my modern social theory midterm back today.

Got a perfect score with the comment "This is one of the best theory exams I've ever read".

Happiness.

Now, I have a lot of shit to do before I go to work at 8. . . Homework ROCKS!
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afterbirth:
You are so weird.
Smart AND sexy!
Good combo.

So, what exactly, in 30 words or less, is "modern social theory"?

Did you get laid?
What's your living situation these days?
afterbirth:
Why mayn't we leave town, if I'm allowed to be so bold as to ask?
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I saw Matt last night. . . Hugs. . . Tension. . . Talking. . . Inuendo. . . Hugs. . . Tension. . .

Fuck, I need to get laid.
felipelovesyou:
your set was rejected!?? it's coooooooooooooool!!!!
(yeah.. THAT many o's )

hehe!
have a ridiculous day!

lovelovelove
kiss
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So get this. . .

I had to report fraud on my checking account today.

'Cause, you know, my life ROCKS and shit.

A company I haven't used in TWO YEARS decided to just charge me a random $25 last night. Uh what? I cancelled my membership TWO YEARS ago and they charged me again out of the blue.

Go back and read that again....
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corpho:
New York "fruit" trees that commonly line streets and avenues are specifically fruitless to avoid messes. At first, I thought you were crazy because I have never seen any gingko trees with berries. I wanted to prove you wrong so badly, but after having Googled the issue, you're correct. But so am I! Read this:

Male gingko trees ain't got no fruit!



Also, I liked how you spelled it "godshit". I would think God's dumps are odorless. tongue
waldo_jeffers:
Yikes! It's dodgy to think that some random company that you've had nothing to do with for years suddenly decides to bill you for stuff. I pay for many things by direct debit (which, in my case is, most necessary as otherwise I tend to forget to pay my bills until the final demand comes) and hence your anecdote makes for sobering reading. I think that perhaps I should scrutinize my bank statements with a magnifying glass from now on!!

I am sorry your periods have been a bit all over the place lately. It sucks that women have period pains. You would have thought that evolution could have come up with a way for women to be fertile without having to put up with pain and discomfort but obviously not.
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Alright y'all, dig this:

My bike got stolen.

'Cause, you know, shit can't be not fucked up for more than a day.

Love you.
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corpho:
Aw, but Nader's a zombie with heart.

biggrin
afterbirth:
That was funny, what you wrote on CorpHo's page!
Abortion!
Hahahahahaha!
But no, fo rilz, it was funny, yo.

Have you downloaded the entire Kinks catalogue yet?
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Alright y'all, I need your help.

As a student at an expensive-ass Uni, I get free, legal music downloads from Ruckus.com.

Ive only downloaded 261 songs. As soon as I sit down to download more, I forget everything that I was going to download. So y'all need to reco some shit.

Artists, albums, songs.

Recommendations for shitty mall metal/radio pop punk will get your ass...
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afterbirth:
I would go straight for the Kinks.
Anything from "The Kinks are the Village Green Society" through "Lola".
And also their earlier singles.
Hot hot shit!
So that's any Kinks stuff from like 1967 - 1971.
Plus various earlier singles.
Do you want actual individual song titles?

If you want some random songs from those albums try:

Victoria
Waterloo Sunset
Autumn Almanac
Picture Book
Get Back In Line
Big Sky
God's Children
Strangers
A Long Way From Home
The Village Green Preservation Society
Shangri-la
Two Sisters
Did You See His Name?
Lola
Top Of The Pops
All Of My Friends Were There
animal Farm
Stop Your Sobbing
Dead End Street
Wonderboy
Days
Sunny Afternoon
I Need You
corpho:
Based on your favorite bands list, I might recommend getting the latest Doves songs (even though they're from last year). Unfortunately, I know most songs as "Track 1", "Track 2", etc., so I can't help with song names. Download sites usually have all the info so you can tell what's most recent. I always end up downloading shit from the 80's like Tears for Fears.