why?
because!
Got it?
good.
Monday=Labor day. There's something terribly ironic in everyone being off work and the country shutting down on Labor Day... buuuttttt I don't make the rules.
Who DOES make the rules? WHere do these completely random holidays come from?
Nevermind... i don't wanna know!
YEsterday I slept in and went running (around the block, im very sore from SUnday) then off...
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because!
Got it?
good.
Monday=Labor day. There's something terribly ironic in everyone being off work and the country shutting down on Labor Day... buuuttttt I don't make the rules.
Who DOES make the rules? WHere do these completely random holidays come from?
Nevermind... i don't wanna know!
YEsterday I slept in and went running (around the block, im very sore from SUnday) then off...
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If all the supressed visions of colorful migrating birds collided with swarms of killer bees in the calm center of destructive winds, a dozen hurricanes strong, forces never seen by man nor beast and the all enveloping glow from the golden pod of love wrapped in plastic covered in foil stamped with the yellow insignia of the Royal Order Of Wangle Rompers beamed through time...
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esme:
Meh.
I have a new picture. You better f*ckin like it
.
I have a new picture. You better f*ckin like it
.
captsparrow:
just because I hang upside down from tree branches, and eat bugs does not make me a monkey...
does it?
does it?
waiting...
its a beautiful day outside and i'm waiting for this driver to deliver a spoiler so i can install it at a Toyota dealership... buuutttttttttt i'm waiting and have been all day, mmhmm yep!
sitting around... waiting
i done braided my back hair and sculpted my unibrow... now what?!
its a beautiful day outside and i'm waiting for this driver to deliver a spoiler so i can install it at a Toyota dealership... buuutttttttttt i'm waiting and have been all day, mmhmm yep!
sitting around... waiting
i done braided my back hair and sculpted my unibrow... now what?!
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clara:
i'm weird?
jamielee:
what is all this talk of stacking and folding?
The MVA are daft cunts! They Sucka-yew dry witha smile!
Orange pajama bottoms are the best!
I have nothing interesting to say. Sue me!
Orange pajama bottoms are the best!
I have nothing interesting to say. Sue me!
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goatsgotohell:
You missed about a 10-15 second one from me not long ago. I was impressed at least.
clover:
whats a daft cunt?
we're talking of gas, nasty gas to be completely frank. although i don't know a particular Frank, its close to perfection. mmhmm
Boca vegan burgers and butt cracks. this makes for great late night fun.
Team Pahnk Triumphs!! boooooYAH!!
that is all
ps- Jason is obsessed with the cock!
now THAT is all
bitches.
Boca vegan burgers and butt cracks. this makes for great late night fun.
Team Pahnk Triumphs!! boooooYAH!!
that is all
ps- Jason is obsessed with the cock!
now THAT is all
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clara:
thanks for the well wishing.
verifythis:
*foom* That fart's just for you. Glad you could make it. I was slipping into my narcaleptic coma when you arrived. Jason is just obsessed with your cock. Duh. You remind me of my friend David. Maybe he will make it to game night someday.
who's gonna tell you when
it's too late
who's gonna tell you things
aren't so great
you can't go on
thinking nothing's wrong
who's gonna drive you home tonight
who's gonna pick you up
when you fall
who's gonna hang it up
when you call
who's gonna pay attention
to your dreams
who's gonna plug their ears
when you scream
you can't go on
thinking...
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it's too late
who's gonna tell you things
aren't so great
you can't go on
thinking nothing's wrong
who's gonna drive you home tonight
who's gonna pick you up
when you fall
who's gonna hang it up
when you call
who's gonna pay attention
to your dreams
who's gonna plug their ears
when you scream
you can't go on
thinking...
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beta:
hey, im glad you like salad fingers...you sick pervert. you should find episodes two and three. they're just wonderful. i want to marry salad fingers. ew. he's so cute.
goatsgotohell:
I understand, but Herbert isn't taking the news well.
Hopefully you can make it to the next one or else we can hang out and do guy stuff sometime soon if you'd like.
I'll miss you most of all Scarecrow!
Hopefully you can make it to the next one or else we can hang out and do guy stuff sometime soon if you'd like.
I'll miss you most of all Scarecrow!
played basketball last night until 12:30
sore. yes. I'm an old man god damn it! I had to finish the last game using my walker with the cute little tennis ball halves on the front feet. Drank some Ensure and changed my Depends and i was all set for a game of 50. Im sore today. yep. but a GOOD kinda sore, "all night sex...
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sore. yes. I'm an old man god damn it! I had to finish the last game using my walker with the cute little tennis ball halves on the front feet. Drank some Ensure and changed my Depends and i was all set for a game of 50. Im sore today. yep. but a GOOD kinda sore, "all night sex...
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jamielee:
I may have something in my eye. But I guess you'll never know because you're such a buttface!
clover:
well then you better go catch it!!!
hhahahahhahahahahahhahaahhahahah *slaps knee* hahahhahahahahha...
okay I'm done..
hhahahahhahahahahahhahaahhahahah *slaps knee* hahahhahahahahha...
okay I'm done..
I felt like this on my way home. I'm not scared So im eating almonds, I pass the boats and the kingdome. I'm not scared, burning the Radiohead : Com Lag (2plus2isfive) single I felt like this on my way home. I'm not scared with about 6 songs from I pass the boats and the kingdome. I'm not scaredPortishead:Live in NYC album because...
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jamielee:
are you saying that you want to bite my booger butt? 
jamielee:
Mmm you're a donut, huh? I bet you're deeelicious.
Im listening to Coheed and Cambria's In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3, and i must say.... holy fucking Moses reborn and circumsized with the dull edge of a spoon handle... they ROCK! I wasnt a big fan of the lead singer's voice, but it's growing on me.
...not much else to say. I'm straightening my Apt. then working out, showering, driving to York....
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...not much else to say. I'm straightening my Apt. then working out, showering, driving to York....
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captsparrow:
monkey
russo:
CoCa sucks and so do you for siding with the roaches!!
The weather of the demon-possessed is upon us! Sunny skin melting heat, rain, humid and over cast, rain, sunny and humid, rain, humid and windy, dark and humid with chance of rain, rainy and humid, windy monsoons, rainy annnnnnd humid... jesus help us!!
Today I saw a 2000'ish four door Mazda with "Spinners", and one of the back wheels wasn't "spinning". Thats gotta...
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Today I saw a 2000'ish four door Mazda with "Spinners", and one of the back wheels wasn't "spinning". Thats gotta...
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esme:
*sigh*
wanna be my roommate?
wanna be my roommate?
jamielee:
You listen here, Mr. I-give-strange-names-to-colors-that-arent-actually-the-color-names-but-sound-so-much-like-them-that-people-know-what-i'm-talking-about!
Phew!
Anyways, how's it goin?
beepbeep.
Phew!
Anyways, how's it goin?
beepbeep.
BlackSpotSneakers... CHECK EM OUT!!! god damn it!
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jamielee:
mmmm shoes. I like shoes. Even though Team Pahnk licks buttholes. 
clover:
ha I already have those try again.
Come to Philly this weekend.
Come to Philly this weekend.
ok, im jsut now updating from this weekend. I've been busy and STUFF. The "stuff" has been more important than updating, so i've not gotten to it until now. If you could even call THIS an UPDATE. Its more of the general overview of my life as a pelican walking men's flip/flops. I've returned from paradise and im talking in circles...
let's begin:
Friday- Ran...
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let's begin:
Friday- Ran...
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gentlemancaller:
team pahnk better be ready to lose big time. you got lucky, but not this time. also, i shall be bring a digital timer so we have no 20 minute deliberations over answers.
clover:
cooterhead where are you?
indeed if you were in a Turkish prison, I'm sure you'd have a whole different set of things to worry about.
I'm drinking grape Juicy Juice out of a coffee mug right now, and downloading gay porn, but I should really be cleaning my room.
*don't go back to Rockville, mmmmm*