Friday Jan 18, 2008

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Diary from the Shadowlands: Vol 7 -My life on the "D(ickless) List"


Usually, i have something witty to report in my blog. My ever problematic dating life...my chaotic professional life... or my comedic life in general make for great banter. Sadly, my non-existent SEX LIFE seems to have put a damper on any witty babble.

Yes, Pretty Kitty has hit celibate rock bottom...
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Friday Dec 28, 2007

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Oh the updates!

Hunky Monkey Team England is up, Team Scotland is down, i've added 2 more to my roster of boys...and my website is almost ready. WWW.EVILKITTYKREATIONS.COM..the temp page is so cute biggrin

The downbeat, some asshole stole my D&G phone, my shoe addiction is adding up and my being celibate has turned me into a workaholic hermit who...
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jersey:

I sooooo want to go w u but skinnie isn't sending me so I need to figure out how to get a pass maybe u can register me as your assistant. call me I'm back in la

Saturday Nov 10, 2007

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mad mad I'm I-FUCKING-RATE!! mad mad

After a much publicized commitment to showing a piece for Heidi Bluegirl's RUST party, disaster strikes last minute and i'm stuck in hollywood with a rusted confection on the dressform in my living room and steam rising from my head that's bound to set off the sprinkler system.

I am many things, but flakey isn't one of them...
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discosleaze:

hey hey nre friend smile

tempest:

I am very happy to meet you... and I think it's groovy to have a new friend with such a spitfire attitude. ARRR!!!
It's so nice to see such a no nonsense approach, it's quite refreshing actually. Wouldn't it be nice if stupidity was painful? It might make going through assistants more fun at least... wink
"Oooooh, Head Explodey!"

Tuesday Nov 06, 2007

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A tale of 2 englishmen..well..an Englishman and a Scot!

Flirty tramp that i am, i do at times find myself quite smitten with the boys. I usually shrug them off after a few weeks and keep the supply of fresh meat in heavy rotation, but now..NOW i'm smitten with 2 of them.HUNKY ENGLISH ARTIST and FEISTY SCOTTISH SOFTWARE EXEC

They...
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VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
cake:

Tonight @ 5100 fountain. Come! I miss you!!

lovette:

LMMFAO! oh toni j how i miss you...so are you going to cake's party???? if so ill see you there tonight

p.s. i vote for the three-legged scottish man biggrin

Monday Sep 17, 2007

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So, the one thing i hate about being me, is that i'm built like a handful of pipe cleaners held together in the center by a half eaten DONUT! My ass is way too big and the double takes that i get when i walk by are PRICELESS.

Assholes yelling "Damn, is that all YOU?" from their car windows as they sit in traffic...
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ginary:

You are hilarious and I agree asscrack and visible thongs, not sexy puke
Welcome back ♥ kiss

Tuesday Jul 31, 2007

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Yes yes, i EVIL does age afterall. My birthday party is tomorrow at MOOD in Hollywood, so if you wanna come out and get crazy with the kitty..head to the Myspace page and rsvp...i'll be the one in the cat ears yelling "DRINKIN' " Click here

xoxo
The Kitty herself,
Toni J.
demonya:

hey lady...hows everything been going!

jersey:

hey lady how have you been long time no talk. hope all is well

Wednesday May 16, 2007

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As the corneas burn from my eyes..a bit of frost has melted...


Surely, in a moment of retrospect, drunken philosophy and contentment... i should have something better to say!

I'm a bit slow and quirky at the moment. Half-assed yet full throttle, waiting for my thoughts to settle. I'm fond of way too many boys, one in particular has caught my fancy...
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Thursday May 10, 2007

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love My favorite things love

love Color: Pink
love Word: Perpetual
love Designers: John Galliano, Jean-Paul Gaultier & Betsey Johnsen
love Scent: Tropical Punch-Escada and Head & Shoulders shampoo(don't ask!)
love Bag: My brown Gucci Hobo..(LOVE IT!)
love Baubles:ALL of my HellKats LA jewelry(especially my silver knuckles) and my Chanel studs
love Book:The Shining by Stephen King
love Movie: The Fountain
love Song: You Belong To Me by Bob Dylan
love Night: Thursday...
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ginary:

ha like you had not seen it already wink
Well Im with you on the hello kitty, cash ,undies and the color pink right on sexy! miao!!