"You just said you love me, now if I say I love you and just throw caution to the wind and let the chips fall where they may and you're lying to me....... I'm gonna fucking die"
- True Romance
At present I am contravening my most preached piece of advice and dwelling on something over which I have no control. Bollocks.
You don't need my address. Just drive up to Leeds & as you come off the M1 you'll see a huge mountain of baby shit on the horizon. My house. Just head for that & get dumping!
Happy birthday to your daughter, hope you both had brilliant day.
* College - it was quite frankly a bag of wank, and my fellow students were mostly inbred under achieving farm hands who would have pissed me off on a... Read More
Is it wrong that I am feeling so jealous I want to call her terrible names despite the innocence?
I'm okay. I drank the stress away yesterday and am back to just being stressed enough to be annoyed but still function like a normal human being. I think it's just a combination of working too hard this week, not sleeping enough, despising the company I work for, a desire to throw a bomb into our house mate's room and personal issues that are probably not going to last very much longer. It was a shitty week but the last straw yesterday was no reason for me to cry. It was ridiculous and now I'm just really embarrassed by it.
"I've some extremely distressing news.
I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything! Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare.
We just ran out of wine. What are we gonna do about it?
I don't know, I don't know. Oh God, I don't feel good. Look, my thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a... Read More
I'm a good person, and a good mother and there are many things that I want for my daughter, that I want for my own life, and that I want to become .....
As long as you know this, these things will be yours.
Your daughter's very lucky to have a loving, caring mum who puts her first, and I'm sure she deserves nothing less..
Respect due for rationalising your behaviour like that, it ain't easy. I was a big drinker myself for a long time, then it was weed (what can i say i have an 'addictive' personality). To be able to step outside yourself & analyse it is a rare quality. It took someone else to point it out for me to change. Big up yourself.
"Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust ... and when you're up it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down you never think you'll be up again ... but life goes on"
- Blow
The simple truth of the matter is that you can never fully control your emotions. Despite a burning desire to feel a certain way about something, perhaps a... Read More
honistly i dont know how its going, we chatted on the net on monday but has not answered any messages since
she did however ask me to go with her and her mates to watch the SA/England rugby match next friday so will see then i suppose
"My god, Vanessa's got a fabulous body... I bet she shags like a minx...
How do I let them know because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue?
I hope I didn't just say that all out loud just now."
- Austin Powers
Well it transpires that it's not just a heavily medicated Elysia that makes a horrible drunk.
I wouldn't ice it. I've never seen anything banana iced. Maybe a syrup icing would work,. but it'd have to be a complementary flavour. Like maple syrup or something, I guess. Pass.
"Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no holds barred, adrenaline fueled thrill ride. But, there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork"
What the fuck would I want to use the videos tab for?
Anyway.
Given how ridiculously shit I currently am at keeping up to date with the goings... Read More
Apart from 300 and The Last King of Scotland, very little screams watch. I presume you saw Borat and your journal entry makes me think you may possibly have seen Hot Fuzz also.
Do not watch Spiderman 3. Ever.
My job is as an Events Management Trainee (Im aware of the contradiction). So basically a glorified Party Planner for rich people. Im also doing a bit of Digital Visual (cameramanning) stuff freelance which is helping supplement my dire wages.
"And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING... Read More
"I told you, I blew a fuse when I totaled that electrical tower. I was checking out some daisies"
- Flight of The Navigator
I see they've been fucking about with it again. It's all getting a bit fluffy isn't it? It's slowly becoming the online equivalent to a cute little fluffy kitten .... with a great pair of breasts of course ....
My life is more like an inverse of Tom Hanks in "Big" at the moment; my wish got granted and I sat in front of a machine giggling like a 4 year-old, thanks to the masterly Warhammer games for PC. I was never into the Games Workshop malarky, mainly because I wanted to get laid in my teens, but I can now appreciate the appeal of ordering around giant robots to murder aliens. My worry is that the PC game is a gateway drug to the rest of the shebang, and before I know it I'll be wanking off to Buffy The Vampire Slayer erotic fan fiction with 6 twenty-sided dice up my arse....
'Sup! Ta for the vouch on SGUK, I would return the favour by telling you about something girly that I'm afraid of...but I'll just have to owe you one for now mmmkay!?
"Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets... "
- Heathers
If there were actually such thing as the Tooth Fairy I would hunt the bitch down and kick her very hard in the twat. I'd quite like to the little one to get at least one tooth soon so that I can get some fucking sleep... Read More
happy birthday young lady
oooh i can imagine that the little one is screaming the house down if there are teeth on the way
hope all is going well in the new place
" Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile"
- Batman
I tried writing a blog on the evil that is MyShite and just couldn't bring myself to do it. The site itself has many problems, the... Read More
My mate who I watch it with knew about Tony all along. Somebody told him. Poor bloke has had to sit through over half the series knowing his favourite character was going to buy the farm!
I want to do some OU stuff when I have the time and cash. But all from home, importantly.
Have you tried Amazon?
Pffft what's wrong with people? Being able to mock-dangle babies is half the fun...right?