"Where's the fetus going to gestate? Are you going to keep it in a box?"
- Monty Python's Life of Brian
I am updating out of necessity. I no longer want to see that entry on my page.
Exam:
Official deadline is next Friday.
Personal deadline is tomorrow.
Actual completion date unknown.
Matters of the heart:
Written off. Life too messy to hand out invites...
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- Monty Python's Life of Brian
I am updating out of necessity. I no longer want to see that entry on my page.
Exam:
Official deadline is next Friday.
Personal deadline is tomorrow.
Actual completion date unknown.
Matters of the heart:
Written off. Life too messy to hand out invites...
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"And I seem to think that you were once here with me,
maybe I was wrong,
you were moving on,
and I sit and wonder,
falling under,
get my way or nothing will move on"
- Lost Prophets
It's been a fucker of a week. I've barely slept, and when I found myself comtemplating the 80% vol bottle of black Absinthe at 4am this morning...
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maybe I was wrong,
you were moving on,
and I sit and wonder,
falling under,
get my way or nothing will move on"
- Lost Prophets
It's been a fucker of a week. I've barely slept, and when I found myself comtemplating the 80% vol bottle of black Absinthe at 4am this morning...
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harleen:
Ooh ooh - Rock City 31st June!
harleen:
Bloody hell - 31st May even 
"I'm assuming you all have guns and crack"
- Superbad
Fucking Sony bastard cunting arse twattery. This could take a while.....
(1) Mini E forcibly removed my spacebar. Upon taking it in to get it fixed it transpires that it'll be a 140 minimum charge for a fucking spacebar. It's not Mini E's fault either as there's 'evidence' of it having been fucked for...
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- Superbad
Fucking Sony bastard cunting arse twattery. This could take a while.....
(1) Mini E forcibly removed my spacebar. Upon taking it in to get it fixed it transpires that it'll be a 140 minimum charge for a fucking spacebar. It's not Mini E's fault either as there's 'evidence' of it having been fucked for...
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aesirr:
Yipes pricey times there. But I do find kids on the phone ammusing. My litle cousin used to only say yes on the phone until I asked her whether yes was the only thing she would say on the phone and she said no.
The Long weekend for me is going to be lazy followed by more lazy. I'm not feeling too great with it so I feel justified in my amount of lazy.
Hope you manage to have a good one my dear.
The Long weekend for me is going to be lazy followed by more lazy. I'm not feeling too great with it so I feel justified in my amount of lazy.
Hope you manage to have a good one my dear.
tripster:
Elysia,
The last picture in your post would only be better if the dog ALSO had a lead and on that lead was a smaller animal and that animal had a lead and on that lead was a smaller animal and on that lead.......you get the picture.
Its unusually early for me to be this random.
Tripster
The last picture in your post would only be better if the dog ALSO had a lead and on that lead was a smaller animal and that animal had a lead and on that lead was a smaller animal and on that lead.......you get the picture.
Its unusually early for me to be this random.
Tripster
Bah. Can't sleep. Quote-a-thon o'clock?
"I'm fucking Matt Damon, I'm sorry but it's true. I'm fucking Matt Damon, I'm not pretending that it's you"
- Sarah Silverman
"You're suffering from Minor Womens Whiplash... don't smile you've broken your neck"
- Alan Partridge
"You do it to yourself you do, you and no-one else"
- Radiohead, Just
"Thank you for flying Church of England... cake or...
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"I'm fucking Matt Damon, I'm sorry but it's true. I'm fucking Matt Damon, I'm not pretending that it's you"
- Sarah Silverman
"You're suffering from Minor Womens Whiplash... don't smile you've broken your neck"
- Alan Partridge
"You do it to yourself you do, you and no-one else"
- Radiohead, Just
"Thank you for flying Church of England... cake or...
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lauralily:
Bournemouth is gorgeous! I nearly went to uni there!
I will post lots of pictures int he next few weeks because lots of exciting stuff is coming up!
Hope you and the little one are ok
I will post lots of pictures int he next few weeks because lots of exciting stuff is coming up!
Hope you and the little one are ok
tripster:
Woah there! too many quotes to take in.
Ive been revisiting Scrubs and loving it again.
Ive been revisiting Scrubs and loving it again.
"Look... my only serious relationship ended in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat so I may not be the best person in the world to give advice"
- Run Fatboy, Run
I have been lurking a lot of late. In addition to some severly irritating software conflicts I can convince myself that I'm not actually wasting time that could be spent more productively elsewhere...
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- Run Fatboy, Run
I have been lurking a lot of late. In addition to some severly irritating software conflicts I can convince myself that I'm not actually wasting time that could be spent more productively elsewhere...
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tripster:
FUCK!
Motherhood has changed you.
BAKING!
TALIKG ABOUT THE WEATHER!
What happened to the cutting attacks on the general public?and the humorous witty sarcasm?
buy you sound quite content apart from your addiction to anti biotics.
Im on course No.6 mainly metronidazole and augmentin(serious tummy trouble)
Laters
Motherhood has changed you.
BAKING!
TALIKG ABOUT THE WEATHER!
What happened to the cutting attacks on the general public?and the humorous witty sarcasm?
buy you sound quite content apart from your addiction to anti biotics.
Im on course No.6 mainly metronidazole and augmentin(serious tummy trouble)
Laters
lauralily:
Heading southbound you say? Where abouts were you planning on settling?
"That's my jacket. I looked for it for TWO WEEKS"
- Planet Terror
I randomly have this song stuck in my head. I haven't heard it in years yet it's just stuck in there on repeat.
The only version on iTunes is the live one for some idiotic reason. I have the original but it's on tape so is a little non-iPod compatible. Crapfest.
Three...
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- Planet Terror
I randomly have this song stuck in my head. I haven't heard it in years yet it's just stuck in there on repeat.
The only version on iTunes is the live one for some idiotic reason. I have the original but it's on tape so is a little non-iPod compatible. Crapfest.
Three...
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coldandwet:
I'm shite at English. I'm the grammer nazi's nightmare. The fact you havent been to meets is somewhat forgivable given the whole child thing, but, you had ample opportunity before so don't depend on that entirely!
And public transport is the last of the great class divides in Britain. Its why I drive everywhere and pay extortionate amounts for parking!
And public transport is the last of the great class divides in Britain. Its why I drive everywhere and pay extortionate amounts for parking!
solipsistic:
If you setting up project mayhem I believe I may be able to come up with a set of black clothes and $300 burial money..
I take it central trains are the first target?
I know I know.. no questions..
Hope you and little E over the worst now..
I take it central trains are the first target?
I know I know.. no questions..
Hope you and little E over the worst now..
"Did you notice anything weird a minute ago?"
- Tremors
The first night I fall asleep with ease in aaaaaaaaaaaaages and I get woken by a fucking earthquake. We're 15 miles away from Market Rasen (the epicentre) and it's fair to say I crapped my pants. I really shouldn't have been reading 'Vesuvius' this week....
"Good morning Mr Bassett this is your wake up...
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- Tremors
The first night I fall asleep with ease in aaaaaaaaaaaaages and I get woken by a fucking earthquake. We're 15 miles away from Market Rasen (the epicentre) and it's fair to say I crapped my pants. I really shouldn't have been reading 'Vesuvius' this week....
"Good morning Mr Bassett this is your wake up...
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liberum:
stupid web browsers...
I was trying to ask what you thought of the pedestrianisation of norwich city centre, to be honest, im dead against it...
I was trying to ask what you thought of the pedestrianisation of norwich city centre, to be honest, im dead against it...
someoneuk:
Yup, long, long slumber.
We never felt the tremors this far south-west. Feel slightly left out, still pretty random, and minor enough to be 'enjoyable' (in a experience/talk about sort of way) I guess?
Hope you're well!
We never felt the tremors this far south-west. Feel slightly left out, still pretty random, and minor enough to be 'enjoyable' (in a experience/talk about sort of way) I guess?
Hope you're well!
"I did hear about this corporal right, and he's in the 3rd battalion this lad but he's right mean ok? And he goes out in Bangkok right, and all the prostitutes are coming up to him and saying how much? and he's going oh I'm not paying that right? And then this beautiful lassie comes up and she's gorgeous man, and she's half the price...
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mat8drb:
so, drinking then?
That sounds like a quality, old school night out. Rock. I'm going to cut out and keep the "boys" section for future reference, it makes a lot of sense. Ikea does also sound like the worst place to recover from a hangover. 
I did Quantum Mechanics in my third year at uni in a class that started off as 32 and ended up with 9 by week 3. I got 71%, which I was happy with, but I did ask the Russian lecturer in week 7 if he was just making it up...
That sounds like a quality, old school night out. Rock. I'm going to cut out and keep the "boys" section for future reference, it makes a lot of sense.
Ikea does also sound like the worst place to recover from a hangover.
I did Quantum Mechanics in my third year at uni in a class that started off as 32 and ended up with 9 by week 3. I got 71%, which I was happy with, but I did ask the Russian lecturer in week 7 if he was just making it up...
aesirr:
Awww, still they are nice flowers.
Wow sounds an interesting night, it is weird how you can go out some times and things just never change.
I know the single feeling, it sucks that there is often nothing in the way of relationship material when you go out.
I still don't get hangovers so all I will say is noooo don't quits the drinking.
Oooh that is a bit of a moral problem ain't it. I still don't like cheaters, really don't.
I think you clearly won that debate though. Any victory where you are not in fact the last one standing is funny.
Mini E looks cute.
Wow sounds an interesting night, it is weird how you can go out some times and things just never change.
I know the single feeling, it sucks that there is often nothing in the way of relationship material when you go out.
I still don't get hangovers so all I will say is noooo don't quits the drinking.
Oooh that is a bit of a moral problem ain't it. I still don't like cheaters, really don't.
I think you clearly won that debate though. Any victory where you are not in fact the last one standing is funny.
Mini E looks cute.
"Oh, that's too bad...
Why?
Because it was a fifty fifty shot on wheter you'd be going left or right. You see we're both going left. You could have just as easily been going left, too. And if that was the case... It would have been a while before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have...
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Why?
Because it was a fifty fifty shot on wheter you'd be going left or right. You see we're both going left. You could have just as easily been going left, too. And if that was the case... It would have been a while before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have...
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mat8drb:
Stepford definitely for the air hostesses. Damn their prettiness!
littleaardvark:
Ah... that's a shame... you would always get my nomination for the best blogs on here!
Hope you had a good birthday!
Hope you had a good birthday!
"I think your problem is that you are too honest and say what you think - people don't like that"
- Taken straight from my inbox
Look everybody --> this is my 'bothered face'. I don't see that as a problem at all.... maybe that in itself is my problem?
So. New year, new journal, and more promises to not be such a stranger.
One...
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- Taken straight from my inbox
Look everybody --> this is my 'bothered face'. I don't see that as a problem at all.... maybe that in itself is my problem?
So. New year, new journal, and more promises to not be such a stranger.
One...
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sickboyedd:
Oh yeah, Bumblebees, I'm totally into them and to get a job working with them is great. They don;t know about the bee-skin rug mind...
donut3000:
Thanks for the birthday wishes! (sorry a bit late)
hope all is well with you and bairn
good to see the picture of you on the beach having fun in your red jumpsuit and pink hat! thought you were taller?
merry christmas, happy new year.. and just incase i disappear again, in advance- happy birthday, happy christmas and merry new year and happy birthday
hope all is well with you and bairn
good to see the picture of you on the beach having fun in your red jumpsuit and pink hat! thought you were taller?
merry christmas, happy new year.. and just incase i disappear again, in advance- happy birthday, happy christmas and merry new year and happy birthday
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lauralily:
Happy new year Mrs, hope you and your Little 'un had a good christmas
harleen:
Lovely new picture!
"Did you ever have one of those days where you felt like a tired old whore whose uterus is about to fall out?"
- Californication
I ♥ Hank Moody.....
Right, as it's been a while and I'm multi tasking this with watching 300 why don't we have some nice little subsection action and you can read what you like. Aaaaaight?
Things I'm loving at the...
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- Californication
I ♥ Hank Moody.....
Right, as it's been a while and I'm multi tasking this with watching 300 why don't we have some nice little subsection action and you can read what you like. Aaaaaight?
Things I'm loving at the...
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harleen:
No idea - something that takes me abroad. Anything
Why is Gordon Ramsey sexy? I can't work it out, but he is.
Why is Gordon Ramsey sexy? I can't work it out, but he is.
marky:
i hates TMA's.... i had 3.... handed them in with about 20 mins to spare each time... hehe
i must get some money, and get another module done on the OU...
i must get some money, and get another module done on the OU...
2500mls strong lager stat
70 cls vodka p.o. as required.
Just print it off and take it to your nearest off licence..
Well, it's gotta be worth a try?
In the meantime, hugs & best wishes, you'll come out the other side soon I'm sure