Elise Suicide | Alternative Model for SuicideGirls

whew! i'm back again!

i've been through some trying times of late.

like my doggie died.

*I love you and miss you, Lenny.*

and I made my last big move for, oh, a year or so. I'm finally in an apt i am happy with. my previous landlord threatened to take us to court. but i'm not worried. we have quite a case against her...
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paulnikon:

RIP Lenny.

Sep 6, 2003

drnecessitor:

Lenny

I'm sorry. He's waiting foryou at Rainbow Bridge.

Sep 6, 2003

good god. i swear i'm still around guys. i just have been really busy with working out this whole apartment thing and i haven't been around a computer in about a month. so don't go thinking i'm never coming back, because i'll always be around somewhere.

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bracket:

Sep 2, 2003

prana:

Just stopping by to say hello again. I hope your classes
are going well this semester. I was off to a rocky start, but
it's starting to all come together now. Take care.

Sep 5, 2003

good god what a day it's been!

josh and i found a new place to move in and it's GREAT!!!

it's a condo, actually, but there're more than old people who live there. i mean, it's a college town. it has:
A) a garage
B) a HUGE screened-in balcony
C) a HUGE deck
D) it's own washer and dryer
E) plush carpeting (instead of that...
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emily:

Sounds like my landlord...He sux.

Aug 23, 2003

emily:

and I have WAY too many bugs,and SICK ass spiders in my house....

Aug 23, 2003

so i've been scarce again. things have been happening. i'm looking for a new place because my landlord sucks ass and doesn't give a shit about her tenants. my aunt has lung cancer. my uncle has alzheimer's disease. my dad, who is one of the most selfless and helpful people in the world is getting overworked, stressed out and tired and he doesn't deserve it....
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bathory:

1) i no longer have one. but if anyone would like to apply please visit ______ and fill out an application. thanks.

2) we all need optimistism.

3) i cant write haiku's, sorry. but i do enjoy the perfume.

Aug 6, 2003

arik:

heh, me too. i'm glad you're back

venting is so totally acceptable, my life has needed a lot of that lately. *hug*

hehe, we are all dorks here. honestly, why else would we spend so much time on an internet site, i mean really?

1) she is super rad, and a member here, and yeah she totally makes it ok

2) nope

3)
syllables are hard
haiku is very tricky
but worthwhile and neet

Aug 6, 2003

hey everyone of SGLand

i just want to say, i know my posts have been lacking lately (except for the one about johnny depp, because that was very important), but i just want you all to know i'm just busy enjoying my summer as much as i can before the dreaded school starts again (i'm a fifth year senior!! good god i'm a super freakin'...
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evillyn:

Yay, I love it when people get along well with their moms. My mom rocks too.

Aug 3, 2003

denk:

Hallo Elise.
Ich habe zwar kein einziges Wort von Deinem jounal-entry gelesen, aber auch Du bekommst jetzt einen Glcks-Stck ab, denn mir geht es zur Zeit suuuupergut. Also:

Und nicht vergessen: Das Leben ist schn!

Aug 4, 2003

good god do i want to do johnny depp after seeing pirates of the caribbean! that's all.

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paulnikon:

I wanted to do the chick in the corset.

Jul 22, 2003

elise:

ok so i want to do her too

Jul 23, 2003

well i've since finished "Lullaby" and am now onto the "The Bell Jar". I've noticed that so many people list these books as their favorites and I haven't read any good books in a while, so I thought I'd check them out. Good thing too, because they're excellent! I am addicted to Palahniuk and I've only read one book. Same with Plath, although I'm not...
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lucky105:

I was addicted to Palahniuk after only one book as well, Invisible Monsters. Someone close to me recommended it, and I loved it. I just started reading Choke today. Lullaby is on my must-buy list.

I really like Wally Lamb as well. I recommend I Know This Much Is True and She's Come Undone to everyone.

Jul 19, 2003

betsyjane:

Hi! If you like Palahniuk you'd proly like Jonathan Lethem too. His most well known is Motherless Brooklyn.
Very Addictive in my opinion!

Jul 19, 2003

ok someone wanted a review on chuck's books? well.... ok. i've only read Lullabye and I'm only on chapter 17....so....here's a review thus far:

it rocks! very well-written and very entertaining. so go get it. don't make me sing the culling song

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themadking:

See, here's my thing about Palahniuk (not that you asked, but that I'm giving freely): He's a great writer, but he's got too much of a formula. It's a formula that works, but it's still a formula.

He starts the book near the end, at an interesting juncture before the real break-down. That's a short-story trick, to start in the middle of all the action, and that's so you can end it quickly and make it a short story and not a novel. Palahniuk does that with all of his books. Then, twenty or so pages in he flashes back to the beginning and tells the story as normal. Well, as normal as he gets.

This works great for Fight Club. It works really well for Survivor. It works pretty well for Invisible Monsters. Then... well, then it's a formula, and you can see it coming. That might not diminish the pleasure for some, but for me...

So, here's my advice for reading Chuck Palahniuk: read Fight Club, read Invisible Monsters, and then read one other book by him. Then, when it comes to his other books, let someone summarize it for you.

Jul 6, 2003

mindless:

Red lipstick has never looked more perfect on someone....and The Cure owns me.......

Jul 8, 2003

Thank you, everyone, for the birthday wishes. I had a wonderful weekend with my friends! I am now reading "Lullabye" by good ol' Chuck Palahniuk and am in love with it thus far. He's such an awesome writer. Ahhhh summer! Doing nothing--no job, no school--nothing but reading and being lazy and enjoying my vacation. Thank god for unemployment checks

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