elfboy

Wanted:

A sticky crotched headlock.

w/ or w/out dependents,

Ideally long termed.

I'm all psyched about the new tour.

I wanna be an ass & tell no one so idiots don't ruin it, but more so, I want it to succeed.

Seriously, I love the Suicide Girls. I had heard of them, by seeing them on Ts, but I thought it was just a nifty design, until my friend Fetish who I met on the Internet somehow,...
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I have nothing to say except that I have nothing to say.


Simultaneous.

I feel I should update my profile.
The new new pic will go soon, it was a "gag"...

& I should go to chat maybe.

Hmmm. What have I done lately? MMMmmmm. Watched my twins myspace acc't, gotten a Producer for my series.

We spent two hours talking today. This is what we resolved. We need to make a book, & keep things open ended,...
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I am happy. All of my lady friends have come out to play.

This pleases me, no end.

Where have you been, girls? *sigh*

<3<3<3<3

Forgive my spelling error the other day.

What I meant to say was "Venus", not "Veinus".

I did not mean to say "Veinus".

On that note, you will have to excuse me, my dears.

I have porn to get to.

Mama said I wiz a bad boy....

Den do me Daddy said I was a joik ov.

65 years later, dialysis boy flies an airplane into a...

I know, I know. You already figured it out. I just couldn't resist....

More Strange Strangeness from Strangeville.


More underheard conversations.

"Just because you put all the jews in the gas chamber doesn't mean you're not a...

(SOUND...
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Aside from the amazingly obscure psychological discovery I made about Osama Bin Laden's psychology, the street performance of said in my unique fashion, having an

UNEXPURGATED evening on Saturday,

hanging out w/ friends & getting jiggy,

I have nothing
to report...

Cuz I DON'T WANNA!!!!!

hehehe

but, I can tell you some of the song that came to me the other night.

It's called:

No...
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I have absolutely nothing to say.

Except...
I've been studying Confuscius.
Confuscius say:

"Boilermakers & an Empty Stomach don't mix."

hehehe,,,,

Dhooku = Bone.

Say : "Stem", & "Veinus"

So what was I talking about yesterday?

Oh, yeah. I miss my little Melissa pup. It was so cute the way she followed me around sometimes & said "Wattya doin'?" I totally loved it...

Then the big bad wolf said boo.

Write me when you catch your wind, sweety!

In other news:

Soup2Nuts (Dr. Katz, Home Movies, etc) said of my series:

(In CAPS) "...it...
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Some people just don't know when to quit.

For example:

If a girl-friend calls security on you after a chat & bolts out the back door, it's probably NOT A GOOD SIGN.

No matter what your friends & well meaning aquaintances say.

Trust me on this one.

Your friends who say: "You're denying yourself" are JACKASSES, & will live to regret their shortsightedness.

& would...
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