Another Dead Soldier
So, the old lady died of Shock
when the nude model came to Art Class.
Her departing words were:
"Wanker"
Her ghost returned,
only to possess the children though,
saying, "Hurry now children, pray to the Lingum Statue,
then off to work with you
@ the Nike Factory,
to make shoes for the poor N'gro children!
& careful, now, children,
That man...
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So, the old lady died of Shock
when the nude model came to Art Class.
Her departing words were:
"Wanker"
Her ghost returned,
only to possess the children though,
saying, "Hurry now children, pray to the Lingum Statue,
then off to work with you
@ the Nike Factory,
to make shoes for the poor N'gro children!
& careful, now, children,
That man...
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song:
my dear elf, i am never suggestive 
goblinboots:
Where's Elfboy? Somewhere between here and Myspace........don't let your twin brother beat up on you too hard. 
I must confess, I miss Stormy & Shera. I was in a bit of the usual denial, and quite busy, but it is indeed true. I really don't have any idea what had gone on there, but models, starlets & business-people do tend to create drama.
It's part of the equation.
As is being blue when something like this event occurs, which eventually, inevitably does....
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It's part of the equation.
As is being blue when something like this event occurs, which eventually, inevitably does....
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goblinboots:
Heh...I can't personally gaurentee success with the anti masturbation kit. Might be a fun garment to wear to a party, though. 
So, among other things of vast coolness that have happened in the last 24 hours is this:
A guy I've never seen in the liquor store said to me: "See that 6 pack in the bag on the counter? Take it. It's paid for & yours".
Happily I did.
However, the store clerk was in the mood to set someone up, or wasn't paying attention....
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A guy I've never seen in the liquor store said to me: "See that 6 pack in the bag on the counter? Take it. It's paid for & yours".
Happily I did.
However, the store clerk was in the mood to set someone up, or wasn't paying attention....
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Hmmm. Go away for a few days, & the place falls apart. Typical. As I embark upon my new adventures, I shall endevor to spell endeavor correctly, as well as fill you in. And lead your pretty little souls to places you may never have wished to have gone.
But regret will no longer be a fear, even if weariness is...
I'll probably grow a...
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But regret will no longer be a fear, even if weariness is...
I'll probably grow a...
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paleenchantress:
thanks for the well wishes darling 
see you in northampton ??
see you in northampton ??
Okay. I know. (Like you care ; ) I haven't said anything much of late about here, @ least in a few weeks, but I'll do some explaining:
(What am I married to this fuckin' site?)
Firstly, I am reconstructing my personal life. An eight month period of someone in my immediate circle croaking monthly, losing half of what I own, including my tools for...
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(What am I married to this fuckin' site?)
Firstly, I am reconstructing my personal life. An eight month period of someone in my immediate circle croaking monthly, losing half of what I own, including my tools for...
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missd:
big fat hairy ones!!! 
now...off to see your MSpace place
now...off to see your MSpace place
song:
i'd love to fuck you, thanks. 
well, whatta you expect? That I wouldn't like your innuendo 
well, whatta you expect? That I wouldn't like your innuendo
Why the usual garolous me has said so little of late is this:
I've been busy. As you can see.
I've been busy. As you can see.
goblinboots:
Hey there! Not much going on in goblinworld. I've been spending my time outside of classes prepping a ceratopsian tibia as well as a scapula and some ribs. For the last two days, I've been at the museum's storage unit helping sort out sauropod bones for prep/casting. These are not small bones...Diplodocus maybe. I think they'll be used for display in the one of the new dino halls being built over the next two years. Other than that life's been kinda dull. I'm taking a fencing class and have really been getting into it. Now I can challenge someone to a duel! 
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[Edited on Sep 14, 2005 7:49PM]
Oh boy.
This is just too strange. I'm terribly concerned about this young lady who has recently become betrothed or married or whatever to my ... sibling. She is said to be sixteen, yet I wonder. It looks like she may only be about fourteen.
It troubles me, this young lady, full of hope, humor, intelligence having been ... I don't know.... mesmerized by my...
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This is just too strange. I'm terribly concerned about this young lady who has recently become betrothed or married or whatever to my ... sibling. She is said to be sixteen, yet I wonder. It looks like she may only be about fourteen.
It troubles me, this young lady, full of hope, humor, intelligence having been ... I don't know.... mesmerized by my...
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ltrain:
Dude, you're crazy.
Good lord. My twin has really done it now.
He's just gotten married after 88 years of carousing.
He sent me a picture of his wife....
My brother's wife's picture...
She's 16...
she's beautiful....
& she's his....
He's just gotten married after 88 years of carousing.
He sent me a picture of his wife....
My brother's wife's picture...
She's 16...
she's beautiful....
& she's his....
elfboy:
Are you crazy?
I'm all done griping now.
I thought it would be educational to you girls to get a glimpse into an honest guys mind.
It's not really all that bad.
Well, the part about getting ripped off for several grand is, but the rest is just, as they say, "Par for the course".
I'm going to go get an address for you now. It's a freaky...
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I thought it would be educational to you girls to get a glimpse into an honest guys mind.
It's not really all that bad.
Well, the part about getting ripped off for several grand is, but the rest is just, as they say, "Par for the course".
I'm going to go get an address for you now. It's a freaky...
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song:
thanks elf love ! It was very sweet of you to comment. I turned in my sg app today and am sooooooo nervous . But your nice words helped a bunch. I've been busy with work, and just started school today. I have had a rough as hell time lately cause i had to say goodbye to a love - for the second time 
. i hope you are well - enlighten me on yourself. - song
. But your nice words helped a bunch. I've been busy with work, and just started school today. I have had a rough as hell time lately cause i had to say goodbye to a love - for the second time . i hope you are well - enlighten me on yourself. - songWell. In Today's News...
Elfboy's Day Is Weird.
Ok. So it begins with me getting heisted for my coffee money before breakfast. Then some wandering around, where some girls said:
"They would have slept w/ him"...&
"So he walked away".....
For Christ's sake, if "they" are talking about a specific individual, & "they" all would have slept w/ "him", why in the hell DIDN'T they?...
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Elfboy's Day Is Weird.
Ok. So it begins with me getting heisted for my coffee money before breakfast. Then some wandering around, where some girls said:
"They would have slept w/ him"...&
"So he walked away".....
For Christ's sake, if "they" are talking about a specific individual, & "they" all would have slept w/ "him", why in the hell DIDN'T they?...
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song:
Thank you for your words my dearest elf ! There are more pictures up now as well.
Okay, where to begin?
Let's see. Some asshole stole my computer cord, so I can't write 'til I find buy or steal a new one. Or someone gives me one.
Nice. Who needs to make a living anyway?
So, I met this neat kid. We talked about the DEAD, & I bought her some juice. Oh, BTW, you might wanna check this out if you've...
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Let's see. Some asshole stole my computer cord, so I can't write 'til I find buy or steal a new one. Or someone gives me one.
Nice. Who needs to make a living anyway?
So, I met this neat kid. We talked about the DEAD, & I bought her some juice. Oh, BTW, you might wanna check this out if you've...
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Firemen from all over North America are raising money for Jerry's kids.
Nixon.
Nixon.
shera:
i don't know why i am not on the tour..i guess they hate me...hehor i just was not cool enough to make the cut this time...or who knows
song:
i bought a digital cam and took pics - if you want a glance