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Wait until you're over 50!!!

Damn! Gotta get out more to find a woman like you.

You might enjoy a book called "Art and Fear." Similar kinds of thoughts, very supportive of true art.

very eloquent

Fuck. I agree with all points. Especially the fake sugars, MSG, and other preservatives.
Mine personaly? It's called dilantin. An antiseizure med I had to be on for like three years. I gained eighty pounds. Went from a size 8 to a size 18.
So don't forget meds as a cause for some of it.

Here are a few reasons why America is overweight...
Arby's, Wendy's, White Castle, McDonalds, Dairy Queen, Burger King, Long John Silver's, Jack in a Box, Subway, Blimpies, Quizzno's (you may not count those, but they are only healthy if you get a six inch sub with no cheese or dressings, and seriously...who does that?)...Hardee's, Sonic, KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, Papa John's, Little Ceasar's, Carls Jr, Checkers, Chick-fil-A, Churches Chicken, Popeye's
Chicken, Dunkin Donuts, Rally's, Round Table, Steak n Shake,
Whataburger.....should i really be able to rattle off this many just off the top of my head???

as for the second, i can only imagine that they do it the same way i get my face that smooth...goin against the grain hahahaha

and as for the third, i have no clue...but i feel sorry for them...and their flat pancake boobies..

I'm sure that would be very fun with you. Until you accidentally dropped me.

I always wanted to do this!

ha ha - that's superb!

Obviously the driving force behind bigger brains in human evolution was for men to develop heads too big for women to bite off!

and souls are made for eating.

nice

Cartoony perception, please.

That happened to me when I tried to watch Glenn Beck once.

Hippie parties are the best! I travel to Walnut Creek, California as often as I can for Rush fan gatherings held there. The hosts are big time hippes (in the best of ways) and their gatherings are easily the most inviting and relaxing events ever!

it's electric. Makes me think of the Sneaker Pimps

I just finally responded to your email with a mild;y lengthy one and it disappeared once I pressed sent and is not in my sent folder, so I really hope you got it! If not, that reeeeeally sucks.

My sense of humor tends to fall in the Im going to hell for this anyway so its all good category. For instance I know its really mean but speech impediments kill me! Consequently a few of my very best friends have them. Like I said Im probably going to hell for it so it all works out in the end right?

And then there is the off the wall sense of humor and the sheer audacity that comes with it I appreciate from people like lets say the lead singer of a local independent band yelling out to his fans I love all of you!!! If my dick could shoot chocolate chips like a machine gun right now Id cover you all with my love! R-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-AT-A-TA-TA!! Like I said Off the wall.

Dick and fart jokes only work on me when Im super tired and Dumb &Dumber the movie is the only comedy to ever make me laugh so hard my face hurt afterward. I happened to be super tired the night I watched it by the way. Evidently Im more susceptible to humor when Im relaxed or no critical thinking is involved.

A rapier wit works on me as well. Practical jokes are always good too. Scaring people with a Boo! around a corner is fun to watch. I have a brother that does this to his wife all the time. It never gets old.

Nothing like a good laugh too. I'm terribly attracted to them. If you have a great laugh I will love you forever. But that's just me.

I love creating something beautiful (or just something pretty good).

I never seem to be able to define love, but its sure lonely without it.

Courage is setting aside your fear and doing what you must do.

God is neither male nor female. Or both. I use "He" simply that is what I am accustomed to. Also I had a great father who modeled what God is like for me. I can perfectly understand how those that didn't, don't.

What do you love?
The look in a child's eyes when they are content. The rush that comes from doing something for someone else for absolutely no reason. Laying down for bed after a long hot shower after a hard, productive day.

What is love?
Patience, gentleness, absolute overwhelming joy, sacrifice, goodness, unity. (And lots of other platitudes as well)

What does courage look like?
Being completely and totally overwhelmed be knee knocking, mind numbing fear. Then stepping over it and beyond it anyways.

Yes, rare and wonderful

(Channeling Rodney Dangerfield) Skin-walkers get no respect ...