From drain

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When I'm all alone at night and wanking furiously sometimes I need a little help to get me over the edge. THANK GOD for Effie, I just imagine her straining to open a jar of salsa and BOOM. I need a shower.

From drain

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If Effie was president, she'd be Thomas Efferson. If she was a knight, she'd be Sir Effsalot

From anti_

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Effie is THE MOST clever, discerning, acerbic, enlightened, penetrating, quick-witted, jocular, sardonic, erudite, insightful, sarcastic person I've had the pleasure of sharing discourse with in my 7 years on this site. I absolutely adore her, and you would share in that sentiment if you weren't such a peevish dullard.

From mercie

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ok now that I did that internet "FIRST!" thing, Effie_Clair quickly became a favorite SG friend of mine in teh Chats, for her quick wit and command of the English language that puts even myself to shame; and that is one thing of which I am certainly proud. I enjoy Effie's gloriously fun company every time we have an opportunity to speak and she always makes me laugh. Always. She also has a great amount of wisdom in that pretty head of hers. I think she's EVEN BETTER than the bee's knees and the cat's pajamas combined! ♥